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VICTORIA BECKHAM SHAGGING ALEX FERGUSEN!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): VICTORIA BECKHAM SHAGGING ALEX FERGUSEN!
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TARIQ

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 11:59 am
AT THE END OF THE MANCHESTER UNITED TEAM TRAINING, SIR ALEX FERGUSEN ( THE MANAGER OF THE TEAM ) ORDERS DAVID BECKHAM AND ANDY COLE TO TRAIN FOR TWO FURTHER MORE HOURS WHILST THE REST OF THE TEAM WENT HOME EARLY!
HALF AN HOUR LATOR, ANDY COLE SAYS TO DAVID BECKHAM " F... THIS DAVID, LETS GO HOME; TO WHICH DAVID AGREED TO.
WHEN DAVID ARRIVED AT HOME, HE FINDS ALEX FERGUSEN'S CAR PARKED IN HIS DRIVE-AWAY, HE LETS HIMSELF IN TO THE HOUSE AND SUDDENLY HEARS HIS WIFE "VICTORIA" MOANING AND GROANING?
HE GOES UP-STAIRS AND THE NOISE GETS LOUDER AND LOUDER, HE FINDS HIS BEDROOM DOOR PARTLY OPEN; AND SO HE PEEPS THROUGH THE GAP OF THE PARTLY OPEN DOOR AND TO HIS AMUSEMENT FINDS ALEX FERGUSEN ON TOP OF HIS WIFE DOING THE BUSINES! (DIRTLY OLD MAN) DAVID CONTINUES TO WATCH THIS LIVE AND EXLUSIVE SHOW UNTIL ALEX FERGUSEN DECIDED THAT HE WILL TAKE VICTORIA AT A DIFFERENT ANGLE, DAVID RUN BACK DOWN-STAIRS AND LEFT THE HOUSE AND DROVE OFF!
A WEEK LATOR AT THE TRAINING GROUND, ALEX FERGUSEN AGAIN ORDERS DAVID AND ANDY FOR TWO FURTHER HOURS OF TRAINING WHILST THE REST OF THE TEAM WAS DISMISSED.
HALF HOUR LATOR ANDY AGAIN SUGGESTS THEY LEAVE TO WHICH THIS TIME DAVID REPLIES, NO WAY, I WAS ALMOST COUGHT LAST TIME!!!

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hannah

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 11:14 pm
what is your point it is not funny, it is like a story, don't you the difference
maybe i will teach you one day

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Ahmed waraabo

Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 03:54 am
I totally agrre with you hanna and now TARIQ i am going to tell you how a reall joke goes.

Monika Lewinski en Bil Clinton waren aan een vergadering en Bill Clinton was zijn handtekening op een papiertje aan het doen maar zijn pen viel op het grond en hij zei Monica pak mijn pen is.

Do you get it pen is penis HA HA HA HA now that is what i call a real joke!

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TARIQ

Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 07:22 am
HANNAH AND AHMED WARAABO;
I REALY DO FEEL FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT HEY DONT WORRY ONE DAY YOU MIGHT JUST GET THE JOKE! DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH THOUGH, "MIGHT" DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL!!

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FISH & CHIBIS

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 04:11 am
warriahah Ahmedo can't you tell the joke in English, afterall I am Fish and Chibis!!!!!

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uk_girl

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 03:04 pm
oh that was funny tariq..i mean it just shows the inteligence of david bekham..doesn't it..i tell u this and this aint a joke but 4real...david beckham annouced that his going to christine his son broklyn but he doesn't know wat religion..duhhh is that stupid or wat

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