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WHILE I WAS IN AFRICA

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): WHILE I WAS IN AFRICA
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MOVIESTAR

Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 05:23 pm
WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL MY CLASSMETS WERE ALL AMERICANS BECOUSE I WAS LIVING IN SEATTLE WA USA THEREFORE, WHAT HAPPEN WAS ONE DAY I AND MY FRIENDS WERE SITTING THE CAFFETERIA HAVING LUNCH THEN ONE OF THE STUDENTS ASKED ME A QUATION AND SAID WHEN YOU WERE IN AFRICA DID YOU LIVE ON THE TREES I COULD NOT IMAGINE AND I REPLIED YES AND THEN HE SAID CAN I ASKED YOU ANOTHER QUESTION THEN I SAID GO AHEAD AND AGAIN ASKED ME IF I WORE A CLOTH BEFORE YOU CAME TO USA AGAIN I CANOT BELIEVE AND ANSWER NO I HAVE SEEN WHEN I ARRIVE AT AIRPORT EVERYBODY WEARING CLOTH THEN I RAN WHEN OF THE STORE AND GET CLOTH IN ORDER TO BE LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.AFTER FEW MONTHES FORMER PERSIDENT OF USA GEORGE BUSH WENT TO SOMALIA THEN MIKE CAMEBACK TO ME IN ORDER TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN AND SAID DO YOU KNOW WHAT OUR PRESIDENT WENT TO SOMALIA THEN I TOLD HIM OH YEH HE IS GOING TO SLEEP ON THE TREES HE SAID OUR PRESIDENT IS GOING TO SLEEP ON THE TREES I SAID DO NOT FOR GET I USE TO LIVE ON THE TREES NO HOUSES SECOND THING HE HAS TO BE NO CLOTH BECOUSE THERE IS NO CLTHES HE OLMOST CRY IT IS OK FOR HIM AS AFRICAN NO CLOTH BUT NOT FOR THEM IT IS OK AS AFRICAN NO HOUSES BUT NOT FOR AMERICAN

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xabiib

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 10:35 am
I don't want to disrespect you, but where did you go school? and what did they teach you there?
obviously, grammar and spelling were not part of the curriculum.

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Sweet_Queen

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 10:50 am
LOL, Xabiib bro u crack me up bigtime. Damn brother, so what if he's got a little grammar problem? Why do you think that everyone who comes on the net has to have perfect grammar or English writing skills. Or do you think that they have to be a graduate from Oxford or Cambridge or something?? Get with reality Xabiib, he can write or say what he feels or wants and if he is dumb then that's his problem not for u to be correcting or picking out spelling mistakes.

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Anonymous

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 12:01 pm
U IS WHAT I CALL A HATER SWEET_QUEEN

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Anonymous

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 12:48 pm
DAAAAMNNNN DOES SEATTLE HAVE A BETTER SCHOOL SYSTEM?

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Lilwitch

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 03:51 pm
lol lol xabiib bro like u know grammer better lol
lol
lol
lol

peace no heart feeling

Love

Lilwitch

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NaJwa

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 04:55 pm
Is this suppose to be funny cuz I ain't loughin
No hard feeling but really though

Are you trying to make joke here or make pple lough cuz the name of this form says 'Ila Qosol-Joke' ,,,,,,So which one is this

I am just wondering I am confuse here

the only think i see is that U making fun in Africa which isn't funny at all


But than theres always another time so Keep up alright and again Don't take it seriuos As I say before I just want to know what's this suppose to be,,,,,,,,,,,,

Peace

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THE PIMP

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 11:09 pm
BIGG-UPP TO XABIIB
NIGA YOU SAID IT ALL
THAT IDIOT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ANYWAYS...
YOU LET A WHITE-BOY TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.
THEN YOU MUST BE FLIGHT-504 HUH. :)

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Xabiib

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 09:10 am
I just wanted him to write in his own language. I had no intention of disrespecting this poor fellow, and I never said my grammar was better than his, but at least I can express myself very clearly..you got a problem with that lilwitch? (Just kidding).
Seriously, what are they teaching in Seattle?

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Anonymous

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 10:21 am
hey people no put downs. at least he was trying ok.and if u don't like than be it. u don't have to hurt other people's feeling.
and besides if any of you had the understandings skills u will get what he is talking about,well kind of.
well until next
peace
pimp~
hahaha
it's u again
never had anything good to say
ur lack of goodness
be nice
that one skill i think u need to develop

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Miskiin-Macruuf-Waryaa®

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 06:00 pm
Salama...

He has taken, perhaps, High-Way 401--to those who live in Ontario know it. No Period. No Comma. No nothing. It really cracks me up, too splitting me up. Have you ever, the creator of this particular room, drive a car in a city. That is how those little things works. Slowing down:

Full-stops.
Commas.
Semicolons.
Etc, et cetera.

And, please, baliish, no offense at all. I don't intend that. It is Ramadhaan. And I don't want to infuriate you. However, the truth should be there without gasping.

Xabiib:

You were thinking exactly what I am thinking now. This humble brother of ours indeed do need a syntax tutorial.
_________________

Ramadhaan Kariim!!
Mac-Salaama!!

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Bro.M.C

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 05:43 am
To Xabiib & Miskiin-m-w

Guys give him a break. He has a language barrier or grammar problems, so who cares! Besides where in the world do you guys live in? you probably stuck in the 20th century. Wake up bro's. In the states no one cares about your grammar, or language as long as you can communicate with the other ppl and know how to do your job. Give me one good reason that I have to learn grammar and how to write. I don't want be a writer, poetry, or English teacher, those the only professionals that requires writing or grammar skills.

Let me say one more thing, if you are trying to correct my grammar, nigger pls don't waste your time, coz I know by the time you finish it, you going to have a headache, and Guys let me know when you finish your schools, coz in our company we have Secretary & Administrative Asst. positions coming up.

Take care

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Xabiib

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 08:55 am
I can tell that you work in a warehouse or some kind of manual labor, otherwise you would've known the importance/power of writing. Besides what makes you think that I'm still in school?

It's Ramadan folks. I had my fun and will not discuss this issue any further..

Ciid wanaagsan kulligiin...

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Bro.M.C

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 06:10 am
Xabiib! Jiis?

Man you made me laugh big time "the importance/power of writing" Where? where? where?
Didn't you hear that one of the Vice president of the U.S "Dan Quayle" went to elementary school to talk to the kids, and couldn't spell the word potatoes. So if what you saying is true;"the importance/power of writing" than how come he didn't get fired? and how did he get there at first place, I mean becoming the Vice President.

To answer your question of what makes you think that I'm still in school? is coz you sound like you are still in High School, where the teachers give you a lot of homeworks specially writing essay.

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Anonymous

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 09:45 am
Xabiib,

Please respond to Bro. M.C. in terms he can understand.

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uk_girl

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 03:32 pm
so wat ur saying bro mc is that in the states they dont take education seriously cuz anyone can be a president..thats funny..i am suprised about this vice president who cant spell..u will think writting skills will be an importance in that kind of field

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T-GIRL-QueenOfHearts

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 05:18 pm
This page is sooo funny. The guy was merely trying to express the ignorance that still exists in the world.....Yes also in USA.....and you guys here have nothing better to do but to crack on his ENGLISH. Hmmmmm What's wrong with this picture? If I were U----------- the People putting down this brother( U know who the hell U R)I'd simply drop it aight....U weren't born with a microscope and a thesaurus in your lap.....I hate the EINSTEIN WANNABEES.....Like AKKKHHHHH STYLE

MOVIESTAR
Granted that this is supposta be a joke forums I have taken your point and I do realise that there is a lotta ignorance in the world today. I was a victim of that sort of thing in India...One of my classmates came up to me and asked me.......If I washed my hair with SAND? I said hell yeah I do......and I made her believe that my curly hair was the most important thing in my life and I get special sand from the Sahara desert. Well it really didn't take time for the story to spread in school coz I was the only black kid in there. I had fun with the Africa Stories........So anyway if I were you I would chill and just flow with it

PEACE :)

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Ilhaam

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 09:49 am
Damn!...what a bunch of cruel, heartless bastards you guys are( does not apply to all).

You scared the poor guy off. Imagine how he felt, when he came back to check out the comments on his topic and saw what u guys said about his writing...

Miskiin

You must have no life, cuz u checking the the grammar mistakes on high way signs...lol..lol
I can't believe u have the nerve to make fun of someone's writing, when u urself don't make sense at all.

Ramaadan Kariim to everyone.....And have a joyful EID!!

Ilhaam

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UK_GIRL

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 02:25 pm
ilhaam two wrongs dont make a right..so by u insulting doesn't make you any better..now i will admit ppl have been unkind to movie star..when i presented my comment i was merely curious about BRO MC comment on the importance of writting..having said that i am not praising myself being more or less inteligent than everyone else..anyways i sincerely apologise if my comment offends movie star

eid mubarak everyone

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ZACKY BOY

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 06:31 pm
Hey
whats up everybody i hope all of ya having a good Ramadan aight, anyway this is for my nigga from seattle who thought he was funny, but i feel ya u know what am saying and all this hatters who thinks they were born with the Launguage meeeeeeeeen forget that bull sh*t aight men peace thats all i had to say.

one more thing for Habib yo Habib can i ask u a question? aint you that poor nigga from somalia who use to get some ass from coats? just asking aight no hard feelings.

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DARKLOVER

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 09:52 pm
HAPPY RAMADAN TO SOMALI PEEPS
THIS GOES OUT TO ALL SOMALIS WHO THINK THAT THEY BORN WITH THE DAMP LANGUAGE. IF U SPEAK ENGLISH VERY GOOD THEN GREAT, BUT U DON'T NEED TO DISRESPECT ANYBODY WHO IS JUST BEGINNING TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE. HE/SHE IS MAKING GRAMMAR AND VERBAL MISTAKES JUST LIKE WHEN YA'LL START LEARN ENGLISH, SO DON'T INSULT THEM.
TO XABIIB & THE REST OF YA'LL
YOU GUYS WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT HE IS TRYING TO SAY IF UR THAT DAMP GOOD WITH ENGLISH.BUT I GUESS UR NOT BETTER THEN HIM, YOU ALL JUST SPEAK THAT THE LANGUAGE AND HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING WHAT HE IS SAYING.
TO MOVIESTAR
I DON'T THINK U SHOULD MAKE OUR LAND AND PEEPS IDIOTS, ISTEADY OF U BEIN FUNNY OR WHETHER UR SERIOUS ABOUT THE QUESTION THE AMERICAN STUDENTS ASKING U. SO ANSWER IT ACCURATE, BECAUSE MOST OF THE AMERICAN PEEPS DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT AFRICA. I WOULD SAY TRY TO BE KNOWLEDGEABLE SO THEY CAN UNDERSTAND BETTER.
XABIIB NO HARD FEELS BRO I JUST HATE PEEPS WHO ARE PICK, ISTEADY OF UNDERSTANDABLE.
TAKE CARE.
HAPPY RAMADAN TO ALL MY SOMALI PEEPS.
UR TRUELY DARKLOVER
HAPPY RAMADAN PEEPS

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Y2L

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 11:18 pm
hey get off the kids back..No one is perfect so therefore he can make mistakes.

MY Young Nigga, movie star Keep your head up and dont listen to people who try to make negative aspects in life.


Peace

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MARCO

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 01:18 am
HEY MY NIGGA MOVIE-STAR U COUNTRY GRAMMER BOY.HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH................

DON'T WORRY .IT MUST HAVE BEEN COZ OF THE THE GETTO.

BY THE WAY WHICH GETTO NEIGHBERHOOD DO YOU LIVE IN SEATLLE WA.?

THE REAL ONE MARCO

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jamal

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 07:52 am
We all do have one common problem when writing something and that is the Grammar,everybody is trying to correct someone else's mistakes but at the same time creating incorrect sentence! Don't you guys know how to use the Spelling-Checker if you're not sure what you are writing when using a computer? and the other problem is trying to use the Ghetto language(language spoken by gang members)which has no place in english language especially new learners like us (the Somalis)who always want to master the english language.Please try to act your self together so that we can benefit from one and other,thanks and may Allah bless us all.

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jo boss

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 01:48 am
Question to Mr moviestar.

If you studied in the United States of America, what happen to what they call grammar?. Go back to grammar School with all my respect to you.

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Anonymous

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 04:45 pm
to bro mc
no wonder..USA..is fucked up.damn their vice president cant even spellll.

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