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SEX N SOMALI WOMEN?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): SEX N SOMALI WOMEN?
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MARCO

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 11:44 pm
DO SOMALI WOMEN FEEL WHEN THEY R HAVING SEX?
I THINK NOT WHAT DO U THINK?


FEEL FREE 2 GIVE UR MIND!
NO CURSE!

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RUFFRYDER

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 11:51 pm
YO G ! THEY DONT FEEL A SHHHHHHHHHHH.
CUZ THEY ARE CIRICUMCISED.

BUT THOSE WHO GREW UP IN THE WESTERN WORLD THEY R LIKE THE BEST WHEN IT COMES 2 S*X

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MACAANSADE

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 11:57 pm
WAR WAA RUNTAA NIN YAHOW GABDHAHA LAGUDO WAXBA MADAREEMAAN MARKA LA TAABSANAAYO.WAXEY BADAN KOOD ISKA DHIGAAN INEEY DAREEMAAYAAN ,OO WAA AY QEYLIYAAN OOOOH AAH SOOO MAGARAN.
LAAKIIN MEESHII MACAANKA AY KA DEREEMI LAHEYD BAA MAQAN
WAA BAABUUR AAN BETROOL/GAS LAHEYN SIDUU KU SOCONAAYAA.

SOO HALAGA DHAAFO GABDHAHA GUDNIINKA .SIDAA RAGA AYA UGU FUDUDAATO SHAQADOODA.

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THE PIMP

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:31 am
what a stupid-fucking-idiot you are
where you fucking empty cans or something :)
maybe your shitt was small..
you ever thought about that
no wonder she didn't felt anything :)
couse-you ain't gott shitt
its fake-fuckers like you that make as look bad
the real niguz like me, and others.
MAN THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU say anything thats is
non-sense.:(

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C/kafi

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:33 am
Waxaan idinkula talin lahaa maadaama aad tihiin dad Soomaaliyeed inaad ka dhaaftaan aflagaada gabdhaha walaalihiina ah marna hooyooyinkiina. Ogaadana inay ceyb idinku tahay ka hadal xubnaha dumarka iyadoo bisha barakeysan ee Ramadaan. ma u baqeysaan miyaa soonkiina.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 01:05 am
God said C/Kafi.
We all most think of that it is Ramadhan so that for I won't say anything bad of you guys. Never had sex but I tell you this who are you to Gage how god or bad we have sex.Don't tolk about the womens or men way to have sex cause it just show what small brain and mind you have.
All from me to you guys and girls.

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fardosa

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 03:17 am
it is ramadhan think about it. it is ramadhan think about it.

it is ramadhan think about it. it is ramadhan think about it.

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monifah

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 04:30 am
marco...
did u did it with your mother??
just asking?

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JULIET-00

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 07:45 am
TO MARCO:
SINCE U AND RUFFRYDER THINK OTHER
WISE WHY DONT U TWO CONDUCT THIS
LITTLE EXPERIMENT ON ONE ANOTHER
THAN ASK YOUR SELFS IS IT U OR THE GIRL..
FEEL FREE TO TELL US WHAT U FIND OUT.

DUMPASS...WHAT KIND Q IS DAT....MY GOD...
MARCO WHEN U YOUR SELF GET SOME, ASK
DAT Q, TILL THAN LAY LOW FOOL.

JULIET

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Anonymous

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 11:55 am
Man if you don't know how to please a woman please keep your mouth shut! •••••••
gash what a sukcers in this world.

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deeva

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 05:08 pm
they don't feel •••• cause your •••• is to fuckin small.

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MARCO

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 12:47 am
hey guys WHAT the hell was that.
first of i only talked about the real.

pimp fUc@k you and ya mama.
C/kafi and fardosa an anonymous it is not the right time to tell this.thanx 4 ya advice

MONIFAH suck my dick.or let me say oyur mama can better suck. bitch.
JULliat?deeva f@uck you too bitch ass let me put it in your stinky wide,dry pussy.YOU NEED TO CLEAN YA SH@IT UP.

PIMP YOU BETTER SAY SOMETHING BEFORE I PUT MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.BITCH ASS NIGGA

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malakulmoot

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 12:53 am
marco

i feel you my nigga,ithas happened to me so many times.somaligirl she only know how to cook.
in bed too bad.

and guys this expression nothing more or less than that.why you all are so f@ucking outdated.

get through with it.that is the reallity

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Anonymous

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 12:58 am
wooooooooooow what is happening here

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Anonymous

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 12:59 am
woooow wat is happening here.

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MO

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 01:16 am
MARCO I JUST WANNA SAY THAT YOU ARE FREEMAN SAY WHAT YOU THINK IS RIGHT TO SAY

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ANTI GAY

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 01:20 am
WHAT THE DEAL WITH THE PIMP?

WAR NIN NIN WASA AYAAD TAHEY MAXAA RAGA KU DHAXDAREY HOOMOWGAA TAHEY WAS.MA MAGACA DHALIN YARADA SOOMALI AYAA DOONEYSAA INAAD KU CIYAARTO KHANIISKAA TAHEY MAXAAN DHAHAA.

HOOYADAA ULA TAG SHEEKOOYINKAAGA EE NETKA KA BAX INTAAN LAGU CEYRININ.

WAXAAN AHEY ANTI-HOMO PARTY

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Lilwitch

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 02:21 am
Marco lol listen man i think its not the right time to talk about s x cuz we are in ramadaan so think about things like that before publishing it u know is denbi to talk about it right now in naago nah waa kudhaleen waanah kuladhasheen remember that u talking about ur mama and sisters so respect that too.


peace

Lilwitch

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lilkim

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 04:33 am
ya ol are talking non sense, you ol need to shut your fucking................
PS: grow up.

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somaliking

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 06:43 am
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool@@@@
MACANSADE BRO THAT WAS FUNNY WAA IGA QOSLISISE
DAMN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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WOOLWICH-REP

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 07:11 am
PEOPLE PEOPLE THIS MARCO IS NOT SOMALIAN SO DONT ANSWER THE FUCKING DICKS QUESTION!!!!

IF HE WAS HOW COULD HE ASK THAT QUESTION WERE NOT CHRISTIANS WERE MUSLIMS AND WHO EVER ANWSER THE QUESTION IS A SAD FUCKER...

TO MARCO IF YOU ARE A SOMALIAN ASK YOUR SISTER HOW SOMALI GIRLS FEEL OR SOME GIRL YOU ARE RELATED TO FOOL!!!!

TO ALL BRO'S AND SIS'S TAKE EASY AND HAPPY EID..

YWB

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MARCO

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 10:01 am
LIL WITCH AAD AYAAD UGU MAHADSANTAHEY WAANADAADA WALAAL.I THINK WOOLWITCH IS A GAY.AND HE IS DEFINITELY NOT SOMALIAN COZ HE IS GAY.GET OUT I DON'T WANNA TO TALK TO YOU,GET YOUR SHOES ON.HIT THE HIGHWAY

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Anonymous

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 03:02 pm
marco and the pimp should both screw each other...since the pimp is a f@ucking gay bean and marco thinks there is something wrong with women.. peace

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WOOLWICH~REPS

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 04:00 pm
Hey first of all marco this discussion is old brotha so come up with something original that's worth reading. Secondly don't you have any female relatives?? If so how would you feel about anyone talking about them in this way?
you may also want to do something about your insecurities, as we both know you wouldn't have felt the need to broadcast what you just did unless you had insecurities about YOUR performance.... besides, your just generalising all Somali girls on the assumption based on your few (if any) experiences with Somali girls. We all know that not all women have been circumcised and does that make them superior or inferior to the women who have been circumcised? I think that your case is just another pathetic example of the typical Somali man's mentality of trashing all women and generalising them all as the same. At the end of the day we are all different, we are all indaviduals so even though a lot of us women have been circumsiced, firstly because it's our culture and secondly, Somali men prefer a girl that's circumcised as it shows that she is still a virgin. So basically, the message that i'm trying to portray is that we are all brothers and sisters of Islam and we should not trash or embarasse one another in this way. I for one am amazed by the fact that you would publicly broadcast such a thing! Lets all be wiser shall we!!
THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING!
This is the jokes page and we should not misuse it to shame and embarasse each other.

WiSeR WoOlWiCh GiRlS ~Signing out.

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MARCO

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 12:02 am
yo witch .
who u calling unsicure u fat ugly man look a like bitch.
if u wanna call names i got more names 4 ya then u ever dreamed of!
so dont act taugh u just like my kid siztah.
so next time u wanna talk 2 da real g`s watch ur mouth cuz baybe niggaz can beat da sh!t out of ya . for 1 wrong answer.
i`m out !!!!!!!

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Miss$

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 01:22 am
waryaada...
why ya´ll at him...marco..
this guy is only asking a question and need a answer not u´r fuckin oppinion!! what he´s talking bout is some facts...our somalisisters dont feel a thing when theyre getting intimate....thats for sure...so why tha hell are ya´ll jumping at him when he´s talking bout something who we should talk moore about...and try to stop.... the best thing god blessed us with is sex... u take tha womans chance to ever feel that gift... and u´r hush, hushing it all.... whyyyyyyyy??
we should be moore open over this ya´ll!!
we should do something against this...
I thank god that i aint under that pain....
just think when u´r mama or u´r sisters having sex for tha first time, what kind of pain they feel, and when theyre giving birth to maybe u´r son or daughter,sister or brother, what she goes through, she might even die!!! why dont u guys care...???
and i dont need any perfect ladies or male jumping on Me, just becoz i´m talking for sure!!!
this is an all day problem, which is important!!

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MARCO

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 02:40 am
miss$ u real baybe this other so called experts talk like they know shhhhhhhhhhhh.
ya`all take lesson from da miss$ .
tnx 4 ur wise words sis.

all ya other hatez shut da he!l up!!!!!

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MARCO

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 02:52 am
MISS$

THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.


STOP SLAUGHTERING(GUDNIINKA) OUR SISTER.IT IS CRIME AGAINST HER AND AS I HAVE MENTIONED ABOVE THE RESULTS ARE SEVERE(BAD).MY POINT WAS THAT SOMALI-SISTERS NEED TO DEFEND HER SELF AGAINST THE IMPORTANCE.


WE MUST TO TRY TO DISCUSS THIS KIND OF TOPIC MORE MATURELY.

I REALLY MEAN THIS IT MR WOOLWITCHREP YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL SHAME .WE HAVE TO STOP THAT KIND OF BRUTAL ACTION AGAINST OUR INNOCENT LITTLE SISTERS.

AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY *GABDHAHA GUDAN* BETTER SAID DON'T GET THE NATURAL JOY OF SEX.
OR SOMETIMES GO TO THE DOCTER TO REMOVE THE "CEENGERIGA" TO HAVE A SEX.IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY A PROVED THAT HOSE G HAVE LESS PLEASURE THAN THE GIRLS "AAN LA GUDIN' .

COMMENTS ARE OPEN.EXPRESS YOUR SELF. DON'T FEEL OFFENDED OR A SHAMED.

.

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MARY

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 05:33 am
AM A SIS WHO IS VIRGIN
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY I HAVE FEELINGS
LIKE ANY OTHER SIS SO PLZ DIS US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MARCO

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 10:17 am
why mary i am glad that you are still a vergin

so keep it that way God help you.

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PIMP

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 10:30 am
MARCO?

NIGGA WHAT THE PIEP U TALKIG ABOUT.
U MAST BE OUT OF U MIND TALKNIG LIKE THAD SO .
U BETTA ACT STRAIGHT.
U FAGGET

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WOOLWICH~REPS

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 01:38 pm
MARCO:
It's really sad to see what most people will do to get attention. Now we all know, you said what you said for the "shock factor", and you have shocked me bro. You did shck me firstly because you ask such a question which, yes should be kept "hush hush". And secondly because you ask a question, i reply and you yourself starts acting like and speaking in a manner similar to that of your kid sista. Was it not you who said "we must try to discuss this kind of topic more maturely"? I think that we should try to discuss this kinda topic maturely too, but why are you not acting maturely then? I told you what i thought and i said that you should not shame ur sisters like this because we are muslims and these kinds of topics should not be brought up in public. And please ok! When i used the word pathetic i meant the way ur acting ok! I didn't say that you are pathetic so don't twist my words up bro. Don't take things the wrong way bro and don't bite my head off ok!! I gave you my solid opinion which i am going to stick by.
So bro, get back to me because i am very interested to talk to you about all this in a more mature manner. But the way we are both acting i don't think it's worth me giving any more opinions or thoughts of mine.
Peace~ Wiser Woolwich Girl

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MAHDI

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 12:20 am
Hadaadan aqoon sida hablaha loo dhaqo
hadaadan aqoon sida habalaha Soomalida loogu sheekeeyo
Hadaadan aqoon sida uunsiga loo shido
Hadaadan aqoon sida quruxdeeda loo amaano
Hadaadan aqoon sida dhabankeeda loo sal-salaaxo
Hadaadan aqoon sida barideeda loo dhunkado
Hadaadan aqoon sida dhabarka loogu diig-diigo
Hadaadan aqoon sida ukunta inaad u dhowto
Hadaadan aqoon sida haanta inaad u rog-rogto
Hadaadan aqoon sidaan loo dhaawican oogadeeda
Hadaadan aqoon sida wadnaheeda loo hantiyo
Hadaadan naftaada siin
Hadeesan nafteeda ku siin

Adoon intan soo marin ama ka fakiran hadaad u TAGID ka fikirtay iyo kintir xaaraana wuxuu la maqanyahay ma adaa nin RAG AH.
Walaaheysan ku jeclaanin gabar Soomaliyeed, saa hadaad jaceelkaa daqiiq dareemi laheyd cantarabaqashkan halakan lamaad timaadeen.

Waxaan ahay nin wax jecel la jecelyahayna--
Alla ninkeey naag Soomaliya ka maqan tahay yaa u sheegi iney janada aduunka ka maqantahay

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ANTI-GAY& PIMP&NAAGTIIS LAWASE

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 01:43 am
MAHDI MEESHA WAXBA KU MAHEYSID SAAXIIB .WAX KU JECELNA MALAHA.EE QOFTA *SO CALLED* KU JECEL LUUQYADA XARFAAN KALE KU TAABSANAAAYA. EE ADIGAN MADAXA XUN LEH GABEY LEE AQRI. DOQON.

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MARCO

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 02:29 am
YOU DAMN WRONG.I HAVE ASKED A QUESTION AND YOU GAVE THE WRONG INTERPERTATION.

BRO THIS NOT A BOUT ATTENTION OR SUCH A THING THIS IS REAL.
I AGREE WITH YOU THAT THE WAY I PUT IT WASN'T PROPER.
THERE IS NO DOUBT ABOUT IT THAT WE *MEN* HAS CREATED THOSE RULES TO GET THESE SISTERS AS SLAVES.BECOUSE ONES I MANAGE TO CONTROL YOUR SEXUALITY(FEELINGS) THEN IT IS EASY FOR ME TO CONTROL YOU MENTALLY.
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY FOR YOU ,SOMALIMEN UDUPTED THIS METHODE FROM UNCIENT
FRAO.THEY DIDN' WANTED THEIR WOMEN TO SLEEP A ROUND.SO SIMPLE THE CUT THE THING OF .IT IS A KIND OF SLAVERY FOR A WOMEN NO DOUBT!


YOU MUST KNOW THAT THE FACT THAT SISTERS WHO WERE CIRCUMSICED HAVEN'T GOT SEX PLEUSURE LIKE NORMAL "UNCIRCUMSICED GIRL".

BEING A MUSLIM HAS TOTALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS TOPIC.IN FACT IT IS HARAM TO CUT YOUR SISTA IN PIECES.

DON'T YOU THINK THAT THIS INNOCENT CHILDEREN WERE SENTENCED TO HELL.BECOUSE OF SOMETHING THAT THEY DIDN'T WANT IT TO.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THEY WERE UNCIRCUMSIED .

IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE WHY IT LOOKS SHOCKING ,BECOUSE WE GOT TABOE.

SO I THINK I HAVE PUT NIGGERS LIKE PIMP AND ..ETC. DOWN BECOUSE I AM 2 LEVEL ABOVE THEM.SO NIGGA WHO CAN'T READ AND MORE IMPORTATLY UNDERSTAND MY •••• YOU BETTER CATCH UP LITERETURELY WITH INTENSIVE COURSE.

WOOLWITCH REP I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU BRO.
AND DONT FORGET IT IS AN OPEN DISCUSSION. GIRLS STRT WRITTING.

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CRACK-HEAD

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 02:32 am
U ALL SAD BITCHE$ TALKING ABOUT THIS N THAT.
NIGGAZ GRAP YA BITCHE$ N F*CK `EM.
N IF THEY DONT FEEL NA`ING THEN THE PROBLEM IS YO D1CK .


HA HA AH HA HAH AHA HA HA YHAHAHAHA .
U ALL SICK BASTERDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N MARCO U DA BIGGEST 1

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MARIAM

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 05:03 am
RE: PIMP MESSAGE 19/DEC/200

I AGREE WITH YOU LOVE,GUYS LIKE THE SO CALLED MARCO END UP BLAMING WOMEN YET THEY CAN'T EVEN STIMULATE A WOMAN TO THE SEX DRIVE JUST SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THEIR SHORT TINNY DICKS!!, PLUS GUYS WILL AGREE WITH ME THAT SOMALI MEN NOT ALL KNOW HOW TO ENTERTAIN WOMEN ENOUGH AND THEY END UP BREAKING THEIR RELATIONSHIPS.

MARCO SORT YOU SEX LIFE OUT THROUGH THE EXPERTS FAST.HAHAHAHA!!!

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MAHDI

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 06:59 am
Anti gay...

ragu isku lood ma aha kow dheh.
Caqliga, kartida iyo in cirka iyo dhulka dhexdooda buuxisa rag ku dheer ha lasoo abtirsan. Yaa ku yiraahda mucaaradnimda isk daayoo danahaaga raac, hablaha Soomalida dhaqooda raga yaqaana u daa!

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Lilwitch

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 09:20 am
Yo Marco next i advice u to ask better question ok
cuz that is •••• nigga

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T-GIRL-QueenOfHearts

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 05:30 pm
Guys what's your obsession with orgasms and the circumscion?????*&%$"@~##¬...........SEX ain't all about penetration. SEX is all about uniting the souls in Holy Nikaax-mony, SEX is all about sharing the most intriguing, blissfull experience U have ever encountered in your life. SEX is the feeling of contentment with your Halaal Partner. Im sorry if I sound all granny-ish but I ain't freaking quarter of a century old yet and I am practice our religion and cultural values passed down to us by Mommy and Daddy dearest.

So next time you start analysing your Somali sister's clitoris(or the lack there of) think twice and think of yo mama and sisters(assuming you got any)......and I conclude this with the utmost respect.

PEACE :)

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•••• YOU

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 08:23 pm
TO MARCO DO YOU NOW MEN ARE THE ONES WHO WANTS SEX

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Amina

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 08:47 pm
By Amina
Asalaama calaykum dhamaantiin.
Walaalahayga soomaaliyeed eemuslimka sheeganayow waad lunteen meelxuna waad maraysaan ilaahay ha,idiin gargaaro dhamaanteen amin. Walaalayaal ilaahay kayaaba ramadaan iyo ramadaan la,aanba ala waa,idinmaqlayaa waana idin arkayaa ee ninowba hooyadaa hakasheekayn ee islayaab oo xishood meel aad soomartay adigu waqtikasta sheeko hakadhigan waa kuu nacasnimo idinkuba xubna laga sheekayo waad leedihiin hadalkana meelohore ayaan ku qoray oo sidaa oo kale aad uga sheekanayseen xubinta dumarka. Laakiin dagaxdixeed ayaa tihiin oo waxba ma maqlaysaan.
Ilaahay kabaqa oo xitaa kiina ciyaala suuqa,ah haka xishoodo ilaahay waayo muslim buu iskusheegayaa waana lagatagayaa aduunkan ee ha,ilaawina wasalaama calaykum

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DARKLOVER

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 05:59 am
Ramadan wanaagsan somaliz
I just like to say that to Marco and RuffRyder, you guys maybe the reason why sis feeling anything or it could be the sis u're sleepin with. So don't blame somali sis ur issues, because a lot of brothaz like me don't have a problem. I would like to seggust to marco and rryder when ur makin love to a lady try to work together coz she may tell u how she can feel it ur feel me lol. And to be straight with u guys i am not blaming u guys, all i am saying is that u need to make a changes on how u have sex so u and ur lady can feel it.
To all my peeps who respond to marco Question.
I would like to say that brotha ask u a question, he didn't say give me crap so stop the shhhh. If ur not going to respond his question in a good way, don't answer it at all and take it as consideration.
Happy Ramadan.
p.s. DARKLOVER IS HOLDING DOWN from CHEESESTATE

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FOXY

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 12:51 am
Hey guys you don't how we play ya'all your ass.so watch out you might be the next who i'm sleeping with...........

don't you ever think ur doin ya'll job good enough.

lady fox hahahahhahhh
pspspspppsppspspsppsp

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THE PIMP

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 10:20 pm
shut-the-fuckk-upp foxy-bitchy..\
and the rest bitches in here the thing is all you little cock-suckers don't really know anything about woman no wonder why she didn't feel a thing
MARCO the faget you are didn't you feel a shame about it and you even post this shitt-on here..
fuckK-face marco and the rest of his fag-friends
you guys need serious help
SORYY- ladies and Gents..
sorry about my language either but is assholes like the MARCO and the other idiots that gets on my nerve no wonder somalian girls don't deal-with
somali-man now-days couse fagets like mArco-and others like him.. you know who you are
are killing the image...but what the heck..
for all i care those fags don't mean SHITT TO ME..
FOR THE FOXY BITCHH,,,
what the fuckk was your point......DUHHHHHHH
sad motherfuckers...:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:("

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pimp

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 05:24 pm
my mum is so fat when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet

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THE PIMP

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 11:40 pm
THIS IS ONOTHER FAGET THAT LIKES TO INTIMIDATE ME|
so don't pay attention to him at all
fake-faget-pimp you are...
you must like to get off my name by now.. ":O

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FOXY

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 02:55 am
THE PIMP YOUR NAME SAYS IT ALL.YOU SELL YOUR MUMA
TO GET ATTENTION.SHAME ON YO.


PSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I GOT YA .YA FATY MAMA.YOU NEED TO WASH HER LEGS INSTEAD OF........PSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHA

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WOOLWICH-REP

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 06:59 am
TO WOOLWICH~REPS

THANKS AND SAFE FOR BACKING MY ASS....LOL.. AND IF YOU WAS THE GIRL HOLDING UP BUS AT BLUEWATER, WINK WINK, OK?

TO MARCO

WHERE YOU FROM HOME BOY???

AS YOU PROVED U A SOMALIAN I'LL GO LITELY ON YOU..

PLUS THIS PAGE WAS POINTLESS COZ NOBODY GAVE YOU A PROPER ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION AND YOUR QUESTION ANSWERED ITSELF....

DID YOU UNDERSTAND MATE!!!!!!

YWB

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fatima ali

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 08:54 am
ppl you so crazy ,,,,somalian girls can feel ,,but all it depends on where she came from ,,and what beleves she has ,,,if she see sex as an something to enjoy it with her man ,and make her feel good ,then she will know what to do and she will be the bomb ,,,but if she thinks that sex is shame ,,,then u better run away ,and no waste ur time with her ,,,,but let tell u one thing guys ,,its all about u how to please a lady ,,and make her feel good ,,and not fake'n it ,,,come'on be creative ,,,,,

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Muhiim

Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 07:15 pm
Circumcising can cause prolonged bleeding, infection, painful sexual relations throughout life, infertility and death. The practice also increases the risks of childbirth. Though often invoked as a religious duty, Circumcising is not required by any religion and which I think is SIN to do it in Islam.

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khaliifow

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 08:32 pm
Juxa ayaa isga oo maalin tuumbo ku weysaysanaya, ayaa biyihii ka go'een inta uu san dhaqin lugtii bidix. Meel uu biyo kale ka keenana wuu waayey,kadibna salaadii buu toos u galay.Isaga oo laabaya lugtii bidix ayuu wada tukaday salaadii. Kolkii uu ka baxay salaaddii ayaa la weydiiyey oo lagu yiri " War Juxa lugta miyey ku xanuuneysaa waa adiga laabaye?" Markaasuu yiri " maya lugta wey fiican tahay laakiin ma weeyso qabto,kolkssaa dadkii wada qosleen oo lagu yiri waar nin la yaab baad tahay ee raali noqo.

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SULDAN

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 04:10 am
TO KHALIIFOW

BRAVO!!

TO MARCO

MESHAN WAXA LOGU TALAGALAY IN DADKA LAGA QOSLISIYO
MA A,AHIN IN AD DADKA KA XANAJISO.

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ayan

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 01:25 pm
Mahdi, Aboowe waxaan aad & aad u jeceleystay gabeyga macaan ee aad meesha ku soo qortay but aboowe u should not waste your time with dumass ignorant people cause they are not worth ur time.
I wish u & ur lover nothing but the best AMIIN. Keep up the good work and have happy new year
So call marco why don't ask your mother if she has any feeling during intercouse? She would tell nothing cause ur ugly father •••• was very and very small just like u ••••.
You are less then a woman next time talk like a man.

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SULDAN

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:05 pm
to ayan


ha ha ha bravooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

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smiley

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 05:23 pm
this goes out to all the ediots that are trying to write things on this page, but they have no idea what they're trying to say. For example you have a ediot that's trying to say somalian girls don't feel anything, how would he know, he probably never had a girl in his life. Secondly you have some hoe saying somalian men aint interesting, girl holla at this nigga and I'll show what fun is like. Lastly this goes out to all the fake ass somalian niggaz, yall better rep'n'zin your country right and stop hatin on each other.

Peace and love to everyone except those people.

Smiley.

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me.

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 04:29 am
hey smiley bro you are the man tell these dumb asses the truth...
man i agree with ya and there ain't no man like somali man atleast when they are the rael ones

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mo

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 03:11 pm
to pimp get off the computer, you prick!!!!!!!!

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REALIST

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 03:17 pm
TYO PIMP U FAKE G SO GET OFF THA NET COZ WHENEVER I KLICK ON ANY SUBJECT U IN THA FOR SURE LIKE A JUDGE AND U THINK U PERFCT OR SOMETHING

PLEASE WRITE UR VIEWS IF U SEE `THE PIMP` ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE.


WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE : `THE(fake)PIMP`

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LAYLA17

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 04:35 pm
WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE THE MAN ALONE HE SIMPLY ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINIONS BUT ALL YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONE IS ACT LIKE SOME IGNORANT DESPICABLE UN EDUCATED HUMAN BEINGS. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO REQUIRE AND UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO HIS OR HER THOUGHT OR BELIEVE,AND MAY I INFORM YOU THAT WHAT HE IS TRYING TO INPUT IS VERY SUBSTANTIAL,IAM SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD AND TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH THAT LOATHSOME AND FILTH THAT MY SOMALI SISTER HAVE GONE THROUGH MANY YEARS AND SHAMEFULLY STILL DO TODAY. WE GIRLS NEED TO STOP THIS VICIOUS HARM WHICH IS TOWARD GIRLS.

JUST TRY TO KINDLY THINK ABOUT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN

PLACE LAYLA

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MoNeY MaKeR

Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 07:40 am
50 shots in the air for my true somalains ppl out there:

here we go again--some nigga woke up--in da middle of no where---saying--do our somali girls--feel horne*y--when we fuc*k them--maaan--are u girl--shi*t--who is got problems--which is--no feeling--feeling down there--are u looking for other girls--who is got the same problem--hah--let me tell u dis--if u really wana know--wat u looking for--why not go and ask ur sis--she may know somefin--damn she knows--get this--some of somali girls--waa gudanyehiin--some of them are not--lucky me--my somali bit*ch--when am fu*cking her--gosh--all my DIRIS--woke up--believe that--am out---peace to ya all--money maker--that is my name

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i am just telling the truth girl....

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 02:26 pm
eyo sorry i just read the forums so letme answer....marco i think that u really want to know something and u went about it the wrong way because of the way u asked but let me tell u: i am a virgin so keep this in mind, i to be frank, don't think that i will be passionate about having sex because i am circumcised and there is 3 types and i am type 3 which most somalian females are....anyways all women who are circumcised don't feel this way because i know off a few bitchez that are circumcised but still whores so?? anywayz i think that circumcision is wrong and the qo'ran does no say to do it and till this day i don't know why we stiil (somalian) do it.. it's a barbaric act off trying to control a female physically, mentally, and emotionally...and it needs to stop....all the niggaz u like having sex because u not da one who is going to get hurt in da process so plz respect the females.... and fellas are the ones who r hypocrites...they deflower the virgins and want to end up marrying the virgi!!! wat is that hypocripsy.....so niggaz need to chill...allrite i think i said enough for one day....
much luv to all ya.....

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HonestW

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 05:46 pm
When are you people going to get tired of asking the same question over and over again?

Women are different! So are men. I believe that all Somali women have feelings. The problem is the way our society is! Somali Society that is. Sex is considered to be offensive not that it is. So how can you expect a woman to express herself to her husband or boyfriend (keeping in mind that is XARAM) if the actual subject is considered disgraceful! People have some shame and dignity. You can change the way your husband or wife sees this subject and make it the most natural thing. This subject indeed is a point of view that should be shared by a married couple only and should be expressed freely in both sides.

So the dude who wrote this topic, if you are having problem with your wife, try to teach her and help her instead of criticizing. That is what a real man would do. If you can’t do that, look for an easy way out, go for the less challenged… hit the road with the white women. Leave the Somali Queens for the true Somali Kings. You won’t see them complain.

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A Unique BrO

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 11:45 am
There are alot of uneducated people on this humor colum, Go back to your english lessons and learn how to read and write> FFOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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GHETTO_BITCH

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 10:35 am
Damn the negga asked you a simple Q why get all offended by it that is true ya'll bitches from Africa can't enjoy sex because ya'll family was ignorant and fucked you over unlike us Americanized females just got lucky

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tuug

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 06:36 am
y`all bunch of sad niggaz get on da streetz on act like u do now u get jacked 4 live!

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MARCO

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 04:51 am
HALKEE WAX MARAAYAAN IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME .

PEACE NIGGARS ANG NIGGATRETAZ

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boobsiiye

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 09:29 pm
anigana aan midayda tuurte meeshaan waxaa isugu yimid dhalinyaro aad iyo aad ugu baahan in la baro sida gabdhaha soomaaliyeed loola dhaqmo xaga sariirta....isla mar ahaantaa waxaan u malaynayaa dhibku hablaha xagooda maahee waa dhinaca raga...don't even think about every single feeling is down there and all of u my bro...s let warn u try from head to toe the girl will screem somewhere or another but if u as boy have no fucking idea about how to treat a woman please don't come to somalinet and talk about our hablaheene...fullstop

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dopeman!

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 05:07 am
to boobsiye

nigg@ u full of shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cuz u are what we call 2 action n 5 hours talk nigg@.
get ur shoes on n get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WOOLWICH-REP

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 08:45 am
TO DOPEMAN..

YOUR ARE A JOKER MATE..... ENOUGH PROPS

TAKE CARE MAN..

YWB 4 LIFE..

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dopeman@

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:32 am
b!tch slow down ... dont u ever call me a joker ho

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MARCO

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:35 am
DOPEMAN FU#CK THIS NIGGA WOOLWICHREP.

HE IS GETTING TOO EXCITED.DROP THAT GELLY •••• IN HIS ASS.

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WOOLWICH-REP

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:01 am
TO DOPEMAN AND MARCO..

SUCK YOUR MAMA'S YOU FUCKING WESTERNISED MOTHERFUCKERS.. YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS..

MAN WHO YOU CALLING A HOO, DO I SOUND LIKE YOUR MAMA TO YOU. JOKER JOKER JOKER.. I'M A BLOKE IF U GET ME!!!!

YOU FUCKING PUSSYHOLES ACTING ALL BAD ON THE NET.. FAGITS-BATTYMANS..

YWB 4 LIFE

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wiser woolwich-girl

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 12:09 pm
To marco i don't know why you are bum licking dopemans ass! You sound like a fooooooooolllll to me be your self and not a folower!!!!! Hasn't your mother ever teach you anything about man hood!!!!

Damn you must look like a puff(Gay!!!!)

Dopeman you are a joker yes a joker!!!!!!

Wiser woolwich girl

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BUTTER&CHEEZ

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 11:00 am
HEY YO WHATZ UP WHATZ GOING ON HERE, WELL ANYWYAS THIS IS BUTTER AND CHEEZ TALKING TO YO BUT ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT ONCE A GUY TALKS ABOUT SEX AND SAYING THAT HIS GIRLS AREN'T FEELING IT I THINK THEY HAVE THE SMALLLEST COCK EVER AND THATS WHY THEY CAN'T FEEL IT CUZ IT IS DAMN SMALLL AND IF IT IS TOO SMALL THEY CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING MOTHAFUKAZ. SO PLZ GET SERIOUS WITH LIFE AND STOP ACTING THIS WAY MARCO. OH ONE MORE THING IS IT IS NOT ONLY SOMALI GIRLS THAT DOESN'T FEEL WHEN THE COCK IS SMALL IT IS EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD OK AND GET UR COCK A LITTLE MORE FOOD OR UGAALI TO MAKE IT GROW A LITTLE BIT OK AND WHEN U DO THAT PLZZ GIVE ME A RESULT HOW THE GIRLS FEEL ABOUT IT OK BASTARYAHOW .

FROM BUTTER&CHEEZ

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haji

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 11:12 am
walaaal alahaaga u noqo waa ceeb inaad xitaa si babliga aad uga hadasho dumarkeena waxay calooshu iga xanuuntay markaan arkay waxaad qortay,waxaa kasiidaraa markaan arkay looqada ay ku qoran tahay qofwalba ayaa akhrisan kara dumarkiina ceebaysay walaaladaa . rabigaa u too badkeen wixii xumaana wanaag ku badal salaadana tu ko oo rabi ka cabso waaal waa iga talo tani waa aduun waa laga wada tagi aakhiro u shaqayso

waadmahadsantahay

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LAYLA17

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 02:28 pm
you people are still talking about this topic what a bunch of loathsome ignorant uneducated
human beings you all are.

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Munye

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 03:44 pm
TO: Fatima Ali
Thank God, we still have girls like you, who can tell the truth unlike Amina and her ilks. It all depends what part of Somalia the girls came from. Sex should never be regional thing and you better change that first. It is about attitude, get that you nappy head smart arse and shittttttttttttt.

Respect you: Sis. Fatima

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thugged out

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 06:14 pm
LAYLA 17
R U DA LAYLA FROM NORWAY?
IF ARE NOTT HER THEN WHY THE FUCKKK R U SING HER NAME?
U FUCKING COPY BITCHHH LEAVE DA GIRLS NAME BIAA_TCHH,PEOPEL IS GONE THINK IS HER AND I KNOW SHE DONT TALK LIKE dis ,SO LEAVE HER NAME ALONE U FUCKING SAD HOEEE.

PEACE TO YA'LL,NIGGA FROM CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAA

ONE LOVE.

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Ashour

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 10:29 am
Hi guys
to: Marco

You raised a very interesting topic. But let me tell you you should have changed the TITLE of your subject to IS CIRCUMSISSION A RIGHT thing to do. Sexual feelings depends entirely the sexual drive of the person. whether they are circumsised or not. you will find circumsised woman who has higher sexual drive than un-circumsised one. So please get your facts right.
If you find your self in unfortunate position of not keeping your partner horny you should ask yourself what the problem is. It can easily be you dou to several reasons such as a lack of sexual organ, inexperience, panic attack, just being un appealing. etc
I am personally against female circumsision. it is not religous thing as lot of ppl would led you to beleive. Our ppl need to be educated about it. And I hope one day it will be stopped completely. Insha Allaah
Thank you all
Allah bless you

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