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Aan ku fuulo

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): Aan ku fuulo
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Ceelbuur

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:32 am
beribaa dabagaalle u yimid naag-maroodi ah oo geed qumbe ah hoos fadhiso wuxuuna ku yiri

"naa maroodiyey aan halmar kuu raaxeeyo"
naagtii maroodiga ahayd ayaa tiri "oo maxaad iga tereysaa
" aan ku tusee halmar ii dhiib ayuu ku yiri,
wey u dhiibtay intii uu la baashaalaaye y ayaa waxaa kor kasoo dhacay qumbe oo maroodigii madaxa uga dhacay markaas ayey kor u boodday, balse dabagaallihii oo biyo-bixi rabay ayaa ku yiri
"naa heedhe bahalkeyga miyaa ku xanuujiyey maxaad la boodboodeysaa!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:02 pm
Nice joke man I really like it but it's unbelievable

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DEEQ

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:39 pm
Baribaa waxaa layidhi nin reer waqooyi ah baa yimid xamar wuxuuna kusoo dagay goor duhurah xaafada kaasabobolaare, saladii duhur ayaa laga adimay masaajidkii shiikh cali suufi, wuu kusoo tukaday markaasaa kabihii laga xaday, gurigiisuu ku soo laabtay, deedna waxaa la adimay salaadii casar, markuu maqlay adinkii ayuu ninkii reer waqooyi yidhi "Now waa kuwaa tuugtii isku yeedhatay":O!!!!!!(*_*)

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MAKKIITA

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:57 pm
I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

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KEELE

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 01:32 pm
WAARYAAYAHEE, SI FIICAN U QOSLA

BERRI BAA WAXAA DHACDAY NIN REER WAQOOYI
OO KIRISHBOOY AH, AYAA WUXUU XAMAR KU GUURSADAY
INAN XAMARAAWI AH, NINKII GABADHII INAN BEY U
DHASHAY AY WAX U DHIMAN YIHIIN, NINKII SHEEKHYO
AYUU U TAGAY OO UU WEYDIIYAY WAXA INANTIISA
AY WAX UGU DHIMAN YIHIIN, WAXAY UGU JAWAABEEN,
XAASKAAGA JIN BAA KULA QABA,
MARKAA KA DIB AYEY GABADHII UUR KALE U
QAADAY NINKII, MAALINTII AY UMULEYSAY AYUU DHAKH-
TARKII GEEYAY, MARKAA GABADHII AYUU SUGAAYAY INTAY
KA UMULEYSO, MARKII AY GABADHII UMUSHAY AYAA WAXAA
SOO BAXDAY DHAKHTARADII, WAXAA UU WEYDIIYAY (NAA
MAXAY DHASHAY)WAXAY KU JAWAABTAY (IGAAR BAA KUU
DHASHAY) - NINKII NAXDIN BUU LA AAMUSAY, MARKAA
WAXAA UU SUGAY INTEEY DHAKHTARADII DHAAFEYSO, WUU
KA TAGAY BARTII OO WUXUU U BAXSADAY KAASA-POPOLARE
BARTII BUU JAAD KA QAATAY, OO SAAXIIBADII ISKALA
KULMAY,RAGGII UU LA KULMAY AYUU SU'AAL WEYDIIYAY
OO UU KU YIRI WAARYAAYAHEE (IGAAR)WAX LA YIRAA
MA GARANEYSAAN,LAMA AYAN HADLIN OO WAY ISKA AAMUSEEN, MARKEEY MARQAAMEEN, AYEY WEYDIIYEEN
WAAR MAXAAD NA WEYDIINEYSAY, MARKAASUU YIRI (IGAAR
MID BAA KU JAWAABAY IGAAR..IGAAR..IGAAR WAA MAS
DUULA, KII KALE WUXUU YIRI ANIGU INUU DUULO GARAN
MAAYEE HORTA WAA MAS,
NINKII INTUU YAABAY AYUU IS YIRI MAANTAAD UGU
DARNEYD OOD MAS DHASHAY, WUU AAMUSAY MARKAA, SIDII
BUU NINKII HARGEYSA UGU BAXSADAY - MUDDO MARKUU
JOOGAY AYAA WAXAA YIMI ISAGA INA ADEERTII IYO
NINKEEDA OO REER XAMAR AH, INTUUSAN INA ADEERTII
ARAG BAA WAXAY KULMEEN SEEDIGII, MARKAA BAA WAXAY
ISKA WAREEYSTEEN XAALADOODA IYO SAFARKOODA, MARKAA
NINKII REER XAMARKA WUXUU KU JAWAABAY XAALADU WAA
FIICAN TAHAY, LAAKIIN (IGAAR BAA II DHASHAY), NINKII MARKAA MA UU SII WAREEYSANEE WUU ISKA AAMUSAY OO WAY KALA TAGEEN, MARKAASUU KU CARARAY
XAAFADII INA ADEERTII AY KU SOO DEGTAY, ISAGOO
XIISE U QABA INUU ARKO (IGAARKA), SALAAN DABADEED
BUU YIRI INA ADEER (IGAARKII MEE), MARKAASEY TIRI
WAA KAN, SUU YIRI GAW WAA INANEE, MAXAAD IGA
QARINEYSAA NINKAAGII BAA SUUQA KA LAHAA IGAAR
BAA II DHASHAY, WAA MAS EE I TUS - WAXBA HA IIGA
QARIN INA ADEERKAA BAAN AHAY, ANBA XAMAR BUU IGU
DHASHAY OO WAAN KA IMIYEE...
IILA QOSLA HEE.............

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Anonymous

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 12:36 am
beribaa laba nin oo reer xamar ahi la qayilay niman reer waqooyi oo waawayn markaa foox ayay ku ridaan marka in yar ay urtu is bedesho si fooxu u bedelo urta nebigana lagu saliyaa(salalahu calayhi wasalan)ka dib labadii nin mid waa beesaani midna waa reer xamar waqooyi wax ka arkay, markaas ayaa kii beesaaniga ahaa fooxii ku waashay oo mooday in fooxa mar kasta lugu rido odayadii ayaa ka yaabay yarkii oo kii kale ayay ku yiraahdeen waar yaahe dee saaxiibkaa dhuusada naga yaree k dheh fooxii buu naga dhameeyee, qisada fooxa waxaa ku hoos jira dhuuso lagu qarinaayo fooxa oo odayadu ku asturayeen kii beesaaniga ahaa ma fahmin ee wuxuu moodayin fooxa layska shidaayo. aad ayaan ugu qoslaa sheekadaas

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gaalkacyo 2

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 03:56 am
MR:ceelbuur waxaan jeclahay sheekooyinkaada qosolka leh, tanina wey iga qoslisay inkastoo aysan suura gal aheyn.

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M-yare

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 03:31 pm
NIN SOMALI AH OO MAGAALADA HORE U IMAAN AYAA WAXAA CASUMAY NIN AY SAAXIIBO AHAAYEEN OO MAGAALADA DEGANAA. WAXAA NINKII MARTIDA AHAA LA GEEYAY MAQAAYAD MARKAA AYAA SAXIIBKII YIRI MAANTA ANIGA AYAAD II CASUMAN TAHAYE CUN WAXAA KASTA OO AAD JECESHAHAY. NINKII MARTIDA AHAA WIXII UU AWOODAY AYUU CUNAY CALOOSHIINA BUUXSADAY OO AAD U DHARGAY. MARKII AY AY WAX KASTA DHAMEESTEEN BAA WAITERKII UGU DAMBESTII WEYDIIYAY NINKII MARTIDA AHAA STAKIIN (TOOTH PICK) MA U BAAHAN TAHAY. NINKII MARTIDA AHAA WAXAA UU KU JAWAABAY STAKIINKA MEEL AAN GALIYO MA HAAYEE II SOO DUUB SAXIIBOW.

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