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How Did You Die? .......Joke.®

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WuDØG.®

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 11:07 am
Two men waiting at the gates of Heaven strike up a conversation.

"How did you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "But in the end it isn't too bad. How did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I went home unexpectedly. I found her alone in the bedroom, doing some knitting. Then I ran all over the house looking for the man, starting in the basement, but just as I got to the attic, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic." "What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

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SnowPrincess

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 02:27 pm
loooooooooool demn he the 1 she was cheating on him with!!!!!!
that was funny boo'!

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s-land-thug

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 05:17 pm
yow looooooooooool nigga that waz funny

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X

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 06:08 pm
lolololololololol

WuDog,
that was good...:)

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Anonymous

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 01:34 pm
that was tite!!!!

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cheez

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 01:39 pm
that was phat keep it up bro

princess

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