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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): MR COOL
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MR MARCO

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 01:11 am
Well come to this new conversation you guys!
So please don't be shy to place your ideas and problems in here.
Cause Mr cool will love to listen to your problems and help you with it!
Whenever you want an advice or just an opinion from me just refer to me as Mr Cool!
Hope you have fun.

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NAIMA

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 10:24 am
I'M GIRL FROM LONDON.I AM LOOKING FOR A BOY FRIEND.AND MY PROBLEM IS I DONT FEEL THE SEX .PLEASE HELP ME WITH YOUR ADVICES.

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THE PIMP

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 03:09 pm
marco how about me and you nigga in a hot tub? what u think about that mr. coool nigga or am i too hot for you....

peace oot my nigga

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RUFFRYDER

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 07:27 am
the pimp u `s a ho ....

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MARCO

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 10:20 am
the pimp get life and don't comment on my story's.

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marco

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 12:58 am
sis naima tell that to u doctor not to me.

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cambaro

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 08:57 am
to marco
well Mr cool I c you couldn't help naima
so I am not sure if will help but here my Q?

I am just wondering how can I know if a guy that
I am dating got enough thing to satisfy me...with out me make love with him? very easy

cambaro...

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 01:50 am
i cant belive u idiots are actually asking this pathetic guy your pathetic questions.....can u not think for yourselves????

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lissie

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 02:23 am
hi ppl
l am a lady which l have probelm at work.my sir just fired me for been on the net to much........ wat should l do about
bye ppl and take care!

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saleh

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 11:38 am
Hi lissie.... he fired you for being on net?. I think it is shame. Being on the net is not bad as long as you balance and finish what is important first. This should be a lesson for your next job.
Lis.. you could play a lot now and enjoy less later or you could play less now and enjoy more later. You have the choice.

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Mr Cool

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 08:25 pm
MR MARCO

I see you couldn't help but to copycat my old page... well here is a thingy... have the decency to at least change MR COOL part to MR MARCO... how ignorant can you be? I posted this message two years ago! MY GOD! As I said change the MR COOL section cause that is mine dear. By the way, they removed that page cause it was on the 1999. Dear god! However it was a very funny side of mine. Once more have some decency. Before you help anyone help yourself to be creative. And mind you this is the real Mr Cool indeed. I haven't posted in this side for more than a year now but your idiotic attempt to copy other conversational sides made me sick.

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najma!!

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 01:43 am
hi ppl
how r u ......... howz life
l am a lady which l have a problem......
my problem is been a teacher or been a doctor...
so wat l need is ur advice........ what should l be....... it's free to say wat u want..........
bye and take care!!!!!!!!!!!!

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japril

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 01:47 am
HI NAMJA LIFE IS GOOD, MY ADVICE TO U IS BE a DOCTOR COZ IT GIVES ALOT OF MONEY, BUT CAN U TELL ME WHICH ONE THAT U LIKE.

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najma!!

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 02:48 am
To: Japril
thanz for ur advice ..........
it really helped me alot.......
l like been a doc.......!!!
bye and take care!

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OnE sPeEd

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 04:40 am
Marco or mr goofy what ever the hell your name is
you the one who need a big help fist you need a girl to keep you busy second you need to spend moretime to correct your self then other ppl the only reason you asking this question is you wanna compeer your problems and the others but remember they are fake nagger they just telling you liay so come to baba I'll help you you little buck ass
you have sexual frustration use some toys baby you I'll be alright Hhhhhhhhh oow boy you are sick or is just me

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#Simple_Guy

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:19 am
Hi ppl! since this site is for ppl with a problems and thier helpers, I just require few inputs. if you may have the time to read this......
Well I have,,,actually i see about 8 women, and I'm student, how do i get the time to see them well, simple I lei lie alot. now when it comes to sex i want it everyday, sometimes i masterbate some mornings when i'm alone like this morning. Call me whatever you want but pls don't jurgde me, just advise on my common if you want to though.
Ahh one more thing one of the girls i see just got pregnant last months, she wants to have an apportion, bcoz she has a doughter already with her ex-husband and she says ppl will make up other thing about this bcoz i refuse to marry her. After all I'm only 24 and I really don't want to get marreid. so should you think a Simple Guy like me should do about this. OOH my studies i never fall behind eventhough im not progressing as I ment to be........

well thanks for your time
SIMPLE GUY

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Quruxleey

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:44 am
oki u guys, i´ve got a problem my self, and i dont know where to go with this problemo!!
it´s like this: for a year ago i met a guy, wich i fell in love with, we went to same school, this guy was a player, and i didnt know that, but i fell in love with him. a halfyear later i met another guy, lets call them Guy1 and Guy2, i cant say i fell in love with Guy2, but after that i havent seen the Guy1, and knew that he wasnt good for me(Guy1), though i love him, me and guy2 become a couple!! For Guy2 i felt nuthin but companionship, for Guy1 i felt love! A year after i was still together with Guy2, but guy1 showed me that he was intrested in me, Guy2 and broke up when i couldnt stand a relationship with no love!!
I´m still trying to get with guy1 but he´s still a player, and guy2 is begging me to come back becoz he´s deeply in love with me, yeah i got feelings for him, but not like i feel for guy1, what should i do, should i stay with guy2 or should i give my self to guy1!!!
please i really need ya help, cuz i dont wanna share too ppl close to me incase of if i loose them!!!
Thanx!!

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Stud

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:00 am
I'm great guy with good looks, and a lots of talent.
The problem is that I c't find the somalian girl who can amuse me.

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eXtra

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 01:33 am
To THE PIMP: How about u and me in a bath tub? U stroke my cock I'll stroke yours.

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mr coole

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 03:54 am
To Quruxleey
it happens a lot but may idea would be better if you keep guy2 because it's so had to find someone who love you if you but some energy and stop thinking guy1 I grantee you you will fall in love guy2 the only problem you have is once you doing two thing we human our mind can only take one other time so stop living memory and face the realty which is guy2 and hung on to it and you will see the deference belive me it worth bunting little evort.the out come will be FANTAASTICO girl you will thank that you ask advice.

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CAMBARO

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 05:24 am
TO MR COOL OR MR MARCO WHATEVER..

YOU NOT EVEN DOING YOUR JOB MAN WHAT HECK IT WRONG WITH YOU...
I ASK YOU Q? YOU NEED TO UNSWERED, OR YOU SHOULD'T POST ANY TOPIC AT FIRST PLACE...

PS
CAMB

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 08:08 am
HI MR. COOL IAM SOMALI BUT I WAS BORN IN SOMEWHERE ELS I REALY WANT TO LEARN SOMALI AND MY TRIP TO WHEN I ASKI MY MOM SHE TOLD ME IT DON'T MATTER WHAT TRIP WE ARE SO I NEED HELPE IF U DON'T MIND AND I NEED NICE SOMALI MEN WHO CAN HELP ME WITH MY SOMALI LUG.

P.S LOVE TO MY SOMALI PLL'

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