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JESUS CHRIST JOKE

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): JESUS CHRIST JOKE
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IBRO

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 03:00 am
THERE WAS THIS SOMALIAN GUY WHO CAME FROM BACK HOME AND MOVE INTO A HOUSE IN LONDON, HE DIDNT KNOW ENGLISH VERY WELL, SO AFTER A FEW DAYS IN THE HOUSE HE SAW SOME COCKROGES IN THE KICHEN AND HE CALLED 999 (EMERGENCY) AND SAID

SOMALI GUY: YES YES PLEASE HELP ME ANIMAL THE HOUSE ANIMAL IN HOUSE...

EMERGEN: WHAT ANIMAL IN YOUR HOUSE SIR??

SOMALI GUY: YES YES

EMERGEN:OK, SIR I'LL CALL THE RSPCA..

SOMALI GUY:PLEASE HURRY OK OK

THE RSPCA KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND WENT IN THE HOUSE

SOMALI GUY: COME COME THIS WAY...

THE SOMALI GUY TOOK THEM IN THE AND RSPCA WAS VERY SCARED AND SOMALI GUY SAID

SOMALI GUY: YES YES OVER THERE

RSPCA GUY: JEEESSSSUUUSSS CHIRST

SOMALI GUY: YES YES JESUS CHRIST OVER THERE OVER THERE..

I HOPE YOU PEEPS GOT PEACE OUT.. AND TAKE IT EASY.

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drifter

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 05:38 am
That's DUMB......•••• aint funny and stop making fun of the PROPHETS or u'll pay hell a visit. DUMBASS

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SMOKEY

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 06:01 am
YO MAN, IT AINT LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD TELL THE STORY THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.


SOMALI MAN: JESUS EVERYWHERE
OTHERZ:WHERE
SM:JESUS OVER THERE, JESUS OVA HERE, JESUS IN DA HOUSE, IN MY BABY ROOM.
OTHERZ: THIS?
SM:YES YES
SM:TENEG YOU TENEG YOU.
AND MORE.

YO HOLLA BACK WHEN YOU NEED HELP SON

SMOKEY

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anon

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 04:18 pm
yo when i heard this joke a while back i had to admit it was funny but now that IBRO and SMOKEY have run the joke trough the gutter it aint as funny as used to be..guys this forums was made to present funny jokes not dry ones

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Nima

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 06:28 am
I agree with u anon
I don't know it ain't funny cuz it's busted out maybe and for ur information smoky it wasn't like that too and I would like to correct to u and say the correct and the funny way but don't have the time and have no energy for it cuz I am fastin so maybe next time I'll write down

Peace&Love

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ACUU DU BILAAH

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 02:11 pm
WHAT KIND OF DUMB ASS JOKE WAS THAT??

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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 06:18 am
ibro you're such a dumb ass it's a goood joke but you must've heard it wrong cause the story doesn't go the way you think it does cause that's not the way it goes and by the way it's a woman who calls 911 and says jesus everywhere.
and yes I am the one who invented the joke

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NowNlater

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 09:40 am
Lol anonymous u did Hmmmm how creative ,
i think it was funny though , most somali jokes on this boards aint so funny ,.....anon ( nice name) drifter , nice meeting u. I hope ya'll can come to my crib ( looking for ext-remelly cute guys) and maybe we can kick it...!! know wha'm sayin' ( i hope ya'll are GUYs? right)
sorry i don't kick with sistas like that .
well im a sister first of all .....
Shoot what am i saying Peace......
u can come though seriously!!
Later

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