     DrWho (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
Brain transplants have been recently approved. A couple went to a neurosurgeon to inquire
about the price of one of these procedure.
"Well, the surgery itself is $70,000," the neurosurgeon said. He continues,"A male brain would ask for a price of $500,000 while a female brain would ask for $300,000."
The woman then asks,"Doctor, why is the female brian less than the male brain?"
"Well," the doctor says,"the female brain is used."
Guys! Did you understand the Connatation of this joke |
| DrWho (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
A truck carrying a shipment of Viagra was driving along one day when a tire blew and the truck went hurdling over the railing into a nearby river. The next day whn they fished the truck out of the river, the Viagra was missing so the recovery team decided to look downstream. They never found the Viagra, but all the bridges were up downstream and the fish all seemed to have stiff necks. |
| Amran (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male
doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel room. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says that she has to go wash her hands. Once she comes back,they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.
As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms and asks how he knew."Easy, you're always washing your hands."
She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist." Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"
Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing." |
| DrWho (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
A middle-aged woman sees the best plastic surgeon she can find for a face lift. The doc
examines her and tells her that it will cost £50,000 do do all the necessary work. "That's
robbery!" she says. "You can't be that good. Isn't there a cheaper alternative?" The doctor says,
"Certainly, you could try a veil." |
| DrWho (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
Man goes to his doctor. Following the exam, the doc writes a prescription, which of course was
illegible. The patient puts it in his pocket but by the next day, he feels better so doesn't getit filled. Instead, he showed it to the conductor on his commuter train over the next 2 years and
rode for free. He also got into the movies twice, the opera once, and a baseball game once, all
for free. He showed it to his boss and got a raise. One day, his son found it, played it at a
recital, and won a scholarship to a presitigious conservatory. |
| DrWho (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
A pipe burst in a doctor's house In "Italy". He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!"
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor." |
| Waryaa (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
Salama...
Dr....Who...sir..ahah..lol..if may I laugh as freedom as i have..in spite i am surpassed the limit line of "laugh" which is "lol" but i am asking that if my laughing caused any interverance or inconvience....then i apologized and regret...well..lol..sir..where on earth did u collected from this ungathered amusements litte stories..that may in reality seem like the fact Westernize reality at this contemporary time. LOL once,,keep the peek for your homurous tales and its good to have so....
!!!!So bye so Peace upon Thy own Self!!!! |
| Baggio maha (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
damn you funny basterd, u made me be in my pants,
i was inside the classroom when i was reading this joke, and the teacher kick me out of the class for loughig out loud,
hey bring some more medical suff,
and bring the ones that are about bitches getting Fucked, and etc. |
| Laascaanood (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
soomaalidu wale may gaarin heerka dhukh tarnimate
eee waxaaad ka hadshaan "war geeli xaguu daa qayaa"
sadaa iyo nabd galyo |
| Foxy18 (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
Hey they where all really funny joke my friends and i enjoyed them very much and i can't wait read any more of ur jokes.....keep it up..
p.s. thanks for putting a smile on my face i really needed it.....
Baggio, why do u have be soooooooooooooo rude didn't ur mama teach u any menace (i'm not dissing ur mum so relax bro/sis) |
| 4REALDAWG | Unrecorded Date
nice Jokes browz we wanna more... |
| DrWho | Unrecorded Date
Hello Guys!
I am back! Sorry for not bringing you some more stuff! I am extreemly engaged! Therfore I regret to say! I will not have much time in net for the next couple months.
Salamu Alaikum
DrWho |
| Baggio maha | Unrecorded Date
To foxxy18,,
sup girl, i like the way you present youself,,,,sup u think we can work things out,,,u know,,,,iam not joking,,,,,
and about that last massage i posted sorry if i some how offended you,,,,,,and yes my mamma did though me some manece,, |
| Lee suing siung | Unrecorded Date
kuku man
Waxaa jirtay naag iyo cunugeeda ayaa waxay utageen dhaqtar,hadaba naagtu afka ingriiska si fiican uma taqaano waxaa turjubaan u eh wiilkeeda.
Dhaqtarkiibaa wuxuu waydiiyey meesha laga haayo markaas bay waxay tiri dr I, didn't a food for almost 20 days and it seems like half of my body is missing and also some ghosts are inside my body waxayna ola jeedaa in ayna cunto cunin labaatan beri waxaana mooda in dhinac jirkayga uu ka maqan yahay docrorkiibaa inta wareeray ku yiri waxaan u yeerayaa turjubaan kale ileen inanku waxay tiraahdo um buu fasiyay ee micnaha ka danbeeya makaseen. |
| Keynaan | Unrecorded Date
A patient was asked if he had a "Chicken Box" disease by a doctor in a hospital, but he yelled like this,
"Nooooooooope, na na na na Nope" he was shaking his head right to the left, and left to the right, but finally the patient said, " I just had a chicken sandwhich only."
Bunches of thanks to you! |
| Troublegirl | Unrecorded Date
U guyz made me choke on my chewing gum.Anywayz allow me to contribute :
A concerned mother came to the doctor screaming,"Doctor,doctor.My son swallowes a whole bottle of PARACETAMOLS.What do I do? The doctor being a carefree asian dude in his late 50's lowered his glasses and replied,"Don't worry madam.This has happened once in Bombay.All you have to do is:-Give him a headache". |
