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ONE CHICKEN BALAQ

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): ONE CHICKEN BALAQ
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TroubleGirl

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 05:52 pm
Back in Somalia a British guy had a chicken farm. He hired a reer badiye guy to look after his chicken. On New years Eve the Gaal guy went out with his friends and instructed the Somali guy to lock up the chicken b4 he sleeps. The Gaal woke up at 11 am and found all his chicken dead. He called the guy and asked for a bloddy explanation. The somali dude spoke broken English and said....." Sir, Sir, Sir Last night Xalay, One Xoor come in.......One chicken Balaq, oo misana balaq....ooo misana balaq......Quuq, quuq, quuq All wada Balaq.

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Anonymous

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 08:51 pm
LOL
YOU CRACKED ME UP! (NO PUN INTENDED)

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GoodLookingGuy

Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 08:07 am
Tgirl

You are amazing sister. I am unable to type bekoz I am on the floor rolling with laughter.

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Lilwitch

Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 10:34 am
lol lol u made me lough walaahi lol lol keep up the good work sis truoublegrl lol


says me

Lilwitch

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SeDuCe®

Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 10:36 am
Diiq maxaas yiri Ku Ku Ku Ku
dooro maxaas tiri Qu Qu Qu Qu
Dabo'cadde waxaas yiri Aha aha hah ahahah
T-Girl maxaas tiri Balaq Balaq Balaq
Ani waxaas iri: marka afka laga sheeko ayey qosol badan tahay sheekadan. Fix fix Fix

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Hanna

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 12:51 am
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
damn T-GIRL that was funny girl..."one chicken balaq balaq...oo...misana balaq ..quuq quuq" looooooooooooooool
ohh that was good..girl keep it up.
Hanna.

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balaq

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 12:59 am
balaq balaq wixii dhamaan balaq uun bad kaga baxday.............but that was one kaligee school ku quslaayey

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balaq

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 01:02 am
balaq balaq wixii dhamaan balaq uun bad kaga baxday.............but that was good one kaligee school ku quslaayey

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COOLDUDE

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 08:48 am
WOW Tgirl you are a wicked chick. Beauty and a sense of humour.

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FREAKYFRIDAY

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 03:16 pm
GREAT JOKE GIRL DO CONTINUE. I didunt now somali girl can meke me laugh

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jab-muufo

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 06:23 am
Hey somali fellows.......i got somethings 2 tell
U ppl.

Waxaa wadamada qurbaha ka dhacday sheeko cajiib
ah taas oo kusaab san xaga luuqada .

Ninbaa maxkamad tagay oo wuxuu ka dacwoonaayey
xaaskiisa,wuxuuna rabay inuu yiraahdo aniga
waxaan rabaa inaan xaasgey furo sababtoo ah waa
ay ilugoysay markaas uu wuxuu yir.

Riyoonor i open my wife becouse she cut my legs.

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jabril

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 07:55 am
trouplegirl u made me laugh, not just a laugh, i mean this one is big, u know when u laughing, ur stomach hurts and u cry. maaaaaan i fall off from my chair, you are the only person who made me laugh like that around. keep it up sista u are the real joker

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jabril

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 07:59 am
trouplegirl u made me laugh, not just a laugh, i mean this one is big, u know when u laughing, ur stomach hurts and u cry. maaaaaan i fall off from my chair, you are the only person who made me laugh like that around. keep it up sista u are the real joker

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DedicatedFan4U

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 01:36 am
I LOVE YOU TROUBELGYAL

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~Kusseey~

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 12:23 pm
Trouble-Gabar

loooooooooool

Nayaa dhintay saan u qoslaayee

DHibleey_girl.....you cracked aniga lol

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KuuSow

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:30 pm
Nayaa Kusseey...Haddii aad Qosol u dhimatay, maxaad wali lasoo taagantahy? Ilko-weyni iyo kuusnimo baad isku darsatay....U should said
" you cracked my Ilkos aniga lol"...plz chick stay away from my chickens..U r the real Xoor!

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ManWithpLAN

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 12:25 pm
LOL Trouble Lady U GO GIRL

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