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The Bus Driver !!!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): The Bus Driver !!!!!!!!
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the joker..

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 09:52 am
When I was in college I drove the university bus from campus to the apartment complexes, to the sports arena and back to the campus. Every day at the first stop an old lady and her cat would be waiting. At the same time every afternoon the cat would return to the bus stop and wait for the old lady to return from the school administration building. One hot summer day the air conditioning on the bus was not working. It was a real scorcher even early in the morning. At the first stop the old lady was there but no kitty. She got on the bus with a shoe box. I asked, "Where is your cat?" "My cat died last night and I've got her in this box. I'm going to take my kitty to the sports arena and bury my old friend among the pine trees." I said that it would be alright but that it was very hot and if the cat began to smell she would have to get off. She agreed. After a few more stops the smell started to get to me. I couldn't stand it any longer and pulled my bus over and stopped. I announced over the intercom that the lady with the stinking pussy would have to get off. Thirteen women stood up and walked off the bus. I had no idea.

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FISH & CHIBIS

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 11:50 am
THAT WAS FUNNY BUT NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

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J@miiL@

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 02:12 pm
I am sorry but what's so funny about it ,,,,it's more like story and thankx for it....Keep up :)and don't get offended but bro I didn't find funny I guees people are not same. Anyway Ramadaan kariim
Peace

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jo boss

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 01:41 am
To Bus Driver.

Was this a story or a joke?. To me it sounded like
a story. Anyways keep trying, eventually you will get there.

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