     The Joker !!! | Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 01:52 pm
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful
consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right
note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's
younger sister, he went to M&S and bought a pair of white
gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During
the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his
sweetheart with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but
she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had
been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I
had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I
were there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other
hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see
you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from
wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year!
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing." |
| abdi | Friday, December 29, 2000 - 10:10 am
lol......
lol
lol
man that is funy .......
is on the pest jokes I seen around here
keep it up ..... |
| Anonymous | Friday, December 29, 2000 - 12:12 pm
lol
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lol
lol |
| Anonymous | Friday, December 29, 2000 - 12:30 pm
LOL..
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| cadey | Friday, December 29, 2000 - 06:16 pm
lol
lol
lol
u crazy man...but thats the •••• keep up the good work...much luv |
| ahmed abbi | Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 10:18 am
I smell baranbaro . |
| abdiweli hussien | Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 10:22 am
ay motherfucker don't write thes jokes |
| London lady | Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 12:07 pm
Then Don't Go On It |
| Anonymous | Monday, January 01, 2001 - 04:46 am
YO! MAN THAT WAS AGOOD JOKE I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING HA! HA!Ha!
YOURS R.H.
FROM ENGLAND. |
| ahmed | Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 02:43 am
the same old thing stupid and silly men jokes yak.i have got beter one for you a blind man comes inside a shop with his guidedog and sales assistant comes to him and ask if she can help him and he says to her no and picks his guide dog up in the air above his head and waves around and says no thanks iam just looking around.stupid hee hee hee he |
| somalian_queen | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 07:47 am
ahmed why u hating on da pimp the joker....man that was funny!!! i think that's one of da best(the only one) that i read in a few.....yo so wat did the girl u should have a part about that part.... |
| THUGKILLA | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 08:18 am
WAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK THAT WAZ BULLSHIT NIGGA GO EAT UR MOM'S PUSSY.
BBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTCCCCCCHHH |
| Anonymous | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 01:35 am
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzupppppppppppppniiiiigaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzthats was a joke yall keep it up |
| HIBO | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 04:39 am
The Joker
i gota give it to ya that was helirous bro keep it up.
don't let these haters tell u ••••.
and for ahmed how r u gona come in here and •••• about the brotha and than say u got joke now that •••• was wack... daaaaaaaaaamn.never say u got joke unless u know it's funny and boy that was not funny at all.
peace out
hibo |
