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~Love Poem~

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): ~Love Poem~
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YaabLeeY

Friday, December 29, 2000 - 06:56 pm
Love Poem?

The great love that I have for you
is gone, and I find my dislike for you
grows every day. When I see you,
I do not even like your face;
the one thing that I want to do is to
look at other girls/guys. I never wanted to
marry you. Our last conversation
was very boring and has not
made me look forward to seeing you again.
You think only of yourself.
If we were married, I know that I would find
life very difficult, and I would have no
pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
to give, but it is not something that
I want to give to you. No one is more
foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
able to care for me and help me.
I sincerely want you to understand that
I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
if you think this is the end. Do not try
to answer this. Your letters are full of
things that do not interest me. You have no
true love for me. Good-bye!! Believe me,
I do not care for you. Please do not think that
I still love you.

CONFUSED?! Why would this be called a love poem and not a hate poem?

Scroll up read it over again to see if you can figure it out.

If you are really stuck, just scroll all the way down for the answer.
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Try reading only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7 ... etc.).

Don't you think that was neat?

This makes a great "I love you" poem and a great "I hate your guts poem!

~Be GoOd~

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sicko

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 10:47 am
I like it!!!!!!!!!!!.

mind if I use it.. a few times?

I think I like ur style babe!

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DARKLOVER

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 04:35 am
TO YAAPLEEY
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY ITS A NEAT AND LOVELY POEM HOWEVER U LOOK AT IT. BUT WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT IS THE WAY U WROTE IT COZ MANY PEEPS WOULDN'T RECOGANIZE IT IF U DIDN'T CLEAR IT FOR THEM AT THE END OF UR MASSEGE. UR GOOD WRITTER SO KEEP HITTING ON US WITH MOVE FLAVOR POEMS SUGA.
PEACE AND 1LUV
DARKLOVER IS HOLDING DOWN FROM CHEESESTATE

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Anonymous

Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 03:28 pm
to yaabley
sis can u tell me plzzzzz how u made these angry
faces?

thanks byeeee

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SeDuÇe®

Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 08:59 pm
Honey YaabLeeY! I know ya still care for me, but now I'm change man.I can't let just ya slip away.
Hopefully, there's always another day to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right!.
I will luv ya till the end of time.
I'll be wit ya no matter what happens.
I'll be there by your side.
I'll promise I wont let ya go , stay with me , make our dreams come true.Your love will remain wit me 4 a LifeTime

Waiting 2 Inhale! Sincerly Your Luv

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YaabLeeY

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 08:55 pm
My goodness gracious.
To sicko thanx for the compliment..and sure go right ahead and use it."good luck".

Darklover thank you..what can i say "i try"

To Anon..i take it you have no feedbacks about the "Poem"? is all good...oh the angry face do this " and then ! next to one another tho' ":O there's other ways but thats the easiest..KapiisH?..good!!!.. glad to have helped!

Seducer..oh my ..arent we the optimist!
Nice poem tho',,i must admit you got a talent there!

Well...Ta*ta!~!

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