     KADAR | Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 08:00 am
A farmer named Ali Kinow lived alone in the Irish countryside with a dog he doted on. the dog finally died and Ali went to the parish priest and asked: "Father, the dog is died. could ya be saying a mass for the creature?" Father Patrick replied: "Iam afraid not. we connot have services for an animal in the church, but there's a new denomination down the road,no tellin' what they believe. maybe they will do something' for creature."
Ali said:"i'll go right away. Do you think £30,000 is enough to donate for such service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed: "Glory be to god why don't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?" |
