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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): Learn Chinese.....LoL....
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SomaliChick00

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 05:02 pm
______LEARN CHINESE____________
English: He's cleaning his car
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?

English: I bumped into a coffee table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni

English: It's very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?

English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?

English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: They have arrived
Chinese: Hai Dei Kum

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

English: I got this for free
Chinese: Ai No Pei

English: Stay out of sight
Chinese: Lei Lo

English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?

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PrinceOfLove

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 07:06 pm
yo son, i heard this stuff before but it still cracks me up.

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sahra

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 02:24 am
this is rascist and offensive to chinese peeps so GROW UP!!!!!

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RICHGIRL

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 08:54 am
This joke has already been told on SOMALINET.....It is very cheap to repeat it

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lion

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 06:14 am
To the rich girl
Why u calling your self rich girl,
I know u claim income support(no offence)
one love,,,,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,

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SomaliChick00

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 01:39 pm
to sahra: listen up girl.....it'a just a freakin joke.....calm down and stop takin it to such a high level....anywayzzzzz

to Richgirl....look..i never even seen it posted and even if it is so what....what's wrong with passing it around again.....get a life!!!!

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RICHGIRL

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 10:31 pm
Lion
Oh U mean Pussy Cat

SOMALICHICK
Whatever girl I was just saving ya from humiliating yourself by posting second hand info that's all dog. So go get your leashe I'll take you for a walk aight

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nasir

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 09:15 am
Uuu kraaked me up somchick. thanks for telling it again I'ven't heard b4, and it is really funny. the rest of you this is a www. it is for everyone.

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SeDuCeR

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 11:58 am
chun shui chun shui SomaliChick00?! Means: R u shaking ya azz?

RichGirl!I thought this was a public message board where each one's is entitled to post, capice?

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Anonymous

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 10:52 pm
i dont care if it was on B4 or not that was really funny...post what u want girlfriend!!!!!!

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SomaliChick00

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:27 pm
thanks y'all....it's good to see some ppl appreciate it...unlike RICHGIRL, but u know what richgirl....it's all good, cause i could care less what the hell u think cause i don't waste my time on ignorant trash like u.

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