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Going to the gym

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): Going to the gym
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Anonymous (Public user)

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This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous blonde, stark naked, with a sign saying "If you
catch me, I'm yours." He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.

He's back on the street and starts to think. "God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..." So he races back to the
gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg." "No problem," says the manager. Again he strips, and is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a gorilla with a sign "If I catch you, you're mine."

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GUUL (Public user)

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this is best joke i have ever seen boy ahaa ahaaaaaaaaaaa aaa@LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Waryaa (Public user)

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Salama....

LOL...ahahah...let the most amuzement have a little enjoyment by itself....much an eloborate tale bro...good job....

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Anonymous

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Well done lol
That was really funny!

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Arraweelo (Public user)

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Sitting here, alone in the library, laughing like a mad woman. It was amuzing. Thanks Anonymous,

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Laascaanood (Public user)

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i never been to gym how the gym look like??
please help???

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ha ha ha

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very funny man lol

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SiHaM aka SerenitY

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Anonymous: Very funny LoL!!

Later!!

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