     ANAS | Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 07:09 am
I am back for those of you who cares, I don't know about you guys, but I missed coming here.
Today I am gonna post a fiction/funny story, so please don't get mad at me if this joke offend you . If you heard this one before you must live in one of these states "VA,OH,GA" or have friends in one of those states.
I am assuming that you all know the history of Sayidka & Gedi shambow.
waxaa dhacday maalin in sayidka iyo ciidamadiisii in ay u yimaadeen Geedi Shambow oo markaas utaliya magaalo layirahdo Buur Hakabo, oo u dhow Baydhabo. Sayidki wuu afgaranwaayay geedi shambow, waayo geedi sh. wuxuu ku hadlaa af Maay Maayga, "EELAAY" Sayidkana Maxaa tiri"AF-SOMALI". Sayidka wuxuu geedi sh. ku yiri markaan soo noqdo aan kuu imaado adigoo af muslim ama mid gaalo mid un ku hadlayo.
Sayidki wuu tagay bil kadib ayuu soo noqday. Geedi Sh. wuxuu maqlay sayidki ayaa soo socdo markaasuu intuu cararay wuxuu galay juqda/kaymaha/hawdka"IN THE WOODS". dharki oo dhan ayuu iska siibay,wuxuu mariyay saliid korkiisoo dhan, waxaa dhacday sayidki inuu juqdii uu kaadi usoo aaday. sayidka wuu fariistay oo go ii kor isaga qaaday, geedi shambow wuxuu arkay sayidki oo qaawan oo sii jeedo intuu soo orday ayuu sayidki xoogay, sayidki maqaylinin waayo wuxuu diidanaa in lagu sheekaysto sayidku waa laxoogay, ee wuu iska aamusay. geedi sham. markuu dhamaystay ayuu ka cararay. waxaa juqdii kasoo baxay sayidki oo bidixda kalaafyoonayo faraskiisii ayuu gees gees ugu fariistay sida dumarka mootooyinka ugu fariistaan. Sayidki farti intuu afka gashtay ayuu yiri meesha naga wada yaakhayow "gay gestures".
I hope you guys find funny. here is another one from my friend. PLS REMEMBER IF U SAW THIS BEFORE LET THE REST OF THE PPL SEE IT & DON'T MAKE THOSE STUPID COMMENTS "Like I copy it from somewhere else I should come up with my own. etc. It doesn't matter as long as ppl find it funny PLS,PLS"
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was
the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that
Joe's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe a mistook him for John. She said, 'I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible.'
Joe thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, 'Hell no in fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was
always losing her water, she had a bad crack in
the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.
Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy.
I guess what finally finished her off was when I
rented her to these four guys looking for a good
time. I warned them that she wasn't very good,
but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools
tried to get in her all at once and she split
right up the middle.'
The old lady fainted.
LADIES DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME, IT WAS JUST A JOKE AND I DIDN'T MADE THIS ONE UP.
TILL NEXT TIME PIIZ AN LUV |
| Hodan | Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 10:27 am
LoooL, you are really back. Welcome back body, I know I could always count on you.
Thanks again for making us laugh.........my husband says Hi take care now and hit us with some more some more more and more, you know qallaa lagugu leeyahayee. |
| Bro.M.C | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 04:12 am
lol anas
sayidka waa kahelay walaahi, ilaahaan kugu dhaarsheyee alaabtaas adiga maa sameysay. Gacanaan kuu taagay. Bro you are very tallented and I am still laughing about it, I promissed I am gonna tell everyone. I already told to my uncle he laughed so hard first and finaly said you kids are crazy. Why are you making fun of the somali hero.
bro thats very original i really loved thanks again. waxaan suguba waa your next posting |
| Anonymous | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 04:47 am
You are one big idiot. How dare you talk about the dead like that, aren't you even a Muslim, what kind of human tells such jokes, and I know nobody posted the other two postings, it's you encouraging yourself, fool.
Shut up, you are at least bearable when you are silent. |
| Lady Jane | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 08:59 am
Asalama caleykum wa raxmatullahi wa barakatu!
To Anas:
Okay the crazy woman is back!Watch out Anas 'coz here I come!Oh my God...that was sooooo funny.I really loved both jokes.I'm so ecstatic that you're back.It's been an entire month and you still haven't lost your touch baby.I love the work..keep it up Anas you know I depend on you to make me laugh like I'm on drugs or something..lol!
Hey just to let you know,seems lately that a lot of people suddenly found the name Muna appealing and are using it..so I changed my name aight.No confusion anymore.From now I shall be Lady Jane.
Of course,I'll still find your jokes hilarious beyond any measure even though I'm a so-called Lady now..lol!
You've been missed my man.Welcome back!
Until next time,peace,love and craziness to you all!
Lady Jane. |
| ANAS | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 11:32 am
woow woow look who is back!
lady Jane ha ha aha haahhhhhhhha.
you cracked me up. I was wondering what was wrong with me all of these days, I kept asking my self am i okey, trying to find out what was I missing! now I know that was you, girl you can't blieve it how happy I am now, I am happy like a kid that has just received their Eid Mubarak gift "clothing". I thought I lost all of you.
Guess what I was in seatle, WA last week, this is the address I was staying 1615 W smith street, Kent WA 98032. Of course I looked for you all over the place, I was asking everyone "caddaan iyo madow" do you know Muna Mohamud, no one seemed to know you, let me ask you this R U an alien or somin, the whole town doesn't seem to now you. the last thing I wanted to do was to call one of the radio stations, but unfortunetly you guys don't have OGEYSIIS or BAAFIN in your radio stations.
till next time peace and luv ididn't finish my comments i get to go but I will come back |
| Hanna | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 01:15 am
lol LADY JANE lol....wlc back sis...and where is AYAANICK these days?
anyways...sis..nice nick by the way.
Anas...that was really funny brotha..keep it up.
much love.
Hanna. |
| Ceelbuur | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 03:17 am
saaxiib qosolbaa i dilay sheekadana waan ka helay
runti waxaad leedahay hibo-hal-abuur ee maashaada nooga sii wad |
| Lady Jane | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 09:56 am
Asalama caleykum wa raxmatullahi wa barakatu!
To Anas:
What can I say...even when you're trying to be serious I can't help but laugh.Seriously though you asked cadaan iyo madoow huh?..lol.Oh my God,you were really in Kent...I could have met you...but I think it's better this way...because once I meet you I don't think I'll ever let you go back to your hometown.Seriously though I would have loved to meet you.Next time insha Allah...and try to give me a heads up instead of depending on cadaan iyo madoow to tell you where I am..lol!
To Hanna:
Thanks girl.Long time no see.I guess everybody was trying to be good during Ramadan.That's nice.As for Ayaanick I haven't heard a word from her.I think she'll be back soon though.
Until next time,peace,love and craziness to you all.
Lady Jane. |
| Anas | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 10:36 am
To Lady Jane!
The other day I haven't finished my comments about me coming to Seatle, please forgive me I lied, I wanted to come to Kent, but I didn't, it suppose to be a joke. Do you think I would come and leave with out seeing you. The answer is no way. I would do whatever it takes to see you though. If I had to, I would go to one of the tallest building in Seatle and stand on the top of building and say I will jump or bring my baby here."Muna"
Hey thanks again as usuall for that sweet comments. Before the ramadan you've told me to see a movie "Meet the Parents". Thanks I saw it the first day it came out, now is my turn to suggest to a movie which I think you will love it it is called "FINDING FORRESTER" it is your kind of movie I think.
till next time peace and love |
| XASSAN | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 04:09 pm
HOW DARE U WRITE A BOUT THE SAYID LIKE THAT
THAT DOESN'ST EVEN FIT HIS CHARACTER
IF THE SAYID NEVER SCARE ANY ONE IN HIS TIMES
HOW COULD HE LET SUCH THINKS |
| Anas | Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 11:14 am
I just want to say thank you for those of you, who took the time to write such complements"Lady Jane, Hanna, Ceelbuur.
I also want to appologize for those of you who got offended what I wrote, but guys as i have said it is just a joke, and we all know this is not true, so chillout and take a deep breath.
I don't know if this is gona help you but change the names from SAYIDKA AND GEEDI SHAMPOO to ALGORE AND BUSH.
peace and love till next time |
| sumayo | Friday, January 12, 2001 - 09:36 am
hadii aad tahay nin diinta wax ka yaqaan waxaas oo kale ma aad qorteen suuratunuur aqriso dadka oo lagu been abuurto waxay leedahay waad arki kuwa kugu taageeraya ee noo soo qor ku leh iyo adigaba been abuur wuxuu leeyehayiyo abaal marintiisaba
waad arki doontaan allaah wuxuu yiri subxaanahu watacaalaa markaad kula kulmaysaan qadafka carabkiina oo ku dhahaysaan afkiina waxaydaan ogeyn, una malaynaysaan wax fudu isagoo eebe agtiisa ku wayn . markaad maqasheen maad dhahdaan nooma haboona inaan ku hadalno kan,Eebaa nasahanee kan waa been abuur wayn . Been abuurka iska daayaallaah cadaab weyn buu alleu balan qaaday dadka waxaas ku kaca jisaakalaah adiga iyo inta kuugu riyaaqdayba waa been abuurway adaana isku cadeeyey in aad waliba ku been abuurtay waliba dadkaas aan ifkaba joogin ka toobad keen intaan lagaa abaal marin diintana si fiican u baro |
