Shombe (Public user) | Unrecorded Date A man was in front of a church, naked, with three packs of cigarettes. He heard some nuns coming by, and had no where to hide except in the nearby bushes. Unfortunately, his penis was sticking out. So four nuns walked by where the man was. One of the nuns noticed his thing hanging out, so she walked to the site and pulled it.With nothing to do, the man handed out a pack of cigarettes. The nun exclaimed, "Oooh, it's a vending machine!" Naturally, the other three nuns went over to collect their cigarette packs. The first one pulled and the man handed out a pack. The second one pulled and the man handed out another cigarette pack. By this time, the man had run out of cigarette packs to give out. So, the last nun pulled on his penis and exclaimed, "Oooh, hand lotion!" |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date Not funny at all. It's yuk. Don't u have better jokes than this. After reading this I was goint to puke. |
wadhoor (Public user) | Unrecorded Date No problem Anonymous cause it is commonly known that u always puke a the sight of your face. nitwit |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date That is not funny friend |
SALMA | Unrecorded Date SHUT UP YOU TOO CUT IT OUT...LOL |
MACcaSiNoGaL | Unrecorded Date Shambe... that was really fun hon.. the last part of it cracked me LOTION!!! Some1 musta been feeliN hornY |
Madar | Unrecorded Date It's really funny story, that's what's joke all about. Creating a situation and getting out the humor. Thanx man, I really laughed. |
ssss | Unrecorded Date Hey , its really funny so ignore what others may say about. keep the good work. |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date "Aaah that is not funny at all Get a live man" |
stranger | Unrecorded Date NOT FUNNY AT ALL. FEAR ALLAH WHERE EVER U MAY BE. |
MRfaroole | Unrecorded Date Hi all: I even never seen an interesting point which can discuss or ________:|) |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date war dadyahow doqon dad ismooday, kudayatay dugaagaa heergalbeed, mooday maadadoodu in aytahay wax macaan, war dadyohow, awalba dadma-ahayne igadaa dacuufta! BROTHER THAT WASN'T FUNNY, BUT, FUTO-XAARLEH! |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date man that was so funny i laughed so much and so loud that i got kicked out of the computer room. it nice to see the humans sensitive and funny side to east africans. thanx well wisher sudaness sister.hope that's o.k |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date It's soooooo funny. |
wwbwoman | Unrecorded Date HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHEH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHA HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEH AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAAHHA HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT COUDN'T GET ANY FUNNIER THEN THAT,,,,,,,, "LOVE NUNS JOKES" I'M OUT |
FOXY | Unrecorded Date THAT WAZ COOL KEEP IT UP |
2000 | Unrecorded Date dam, the last nun really had it, huh, but you didn't finish the story! What did the Nun do with the lotion. I mean, nuns are known to be quite horny. She might've used it to get off, in that case, even end up with a baby! But who knows, unless the story teller finishes the jock, until next time, keep it dirty and sick. peace, by 2000 |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date this was sick and not to mention very retarded joke if u wanna tell a joke try to strive for making your readers lough instead of making them feel disgusted with u. YOU PEVERTED ASS. |
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dd | Unrecorded Date You suck Nigger |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date If you dont get it,, then the joke is on you!!! LOL, lol, |
faiza | Unrecorded Date i didn't get the last part can someone explain it to me. and it was pretty gross but funny. |
Dayax | Unrecorded Date Faiza, After the first 3 nuns kinda masturbated for the guy, the 4th one got the result. Got Milk!!!! Now you got it |
FOXY18 | Unrecorded Date lololololololololololololololololololololol that was funnnyyyyy keep it up |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date I think you did not any thing to write down so you decide to look nusty. it was not funy at all so you need to give up |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date That was really disgusting!!!! |
Anonymous | Unrecorded Date that was fuuny haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
GABAR DADOOW | Unrecorded Date BAQTIYAAL BAAD TIHIIN GIBIGIIN! KAN SHEEKADA FOOSHA XUN SHEEGAY IYO KUWA GOOSAHA DALOOLA OO U QOSLAY! |
Advisor | Unrecorded Date Somalis are the most negative people in the world. You wonder the reason I say that: Cause someone has written the joke, if you don't have what it takes to have sense of humor, then don't critize the person. You either lough at it or you don't. The whole point is to have fun. You're not paying the person who is writing the joke. So, do me a favour, next time you hear a joke DO NOT CRITIZE OR INSULT the person. KEEP IN MIND THAT. |
afgooye | Unrecorded Date funniest joke of all was Faiza saying she didn't get the lotion!!! of course she did get it but she wanna to hear it again to produce her own kinda lotion. Women are well known for faking as we all know. I bet even the nuns knew that this was not usual vending mechine!!!!!got it. |
LIBAAXO | Friday, July 07, 2000 - 10:00 am AFGOOYE, OPPPPPPPPS XISHOOD WALAAL WALIGAA GABADHAHA WAA LAGA DAMBEEYAA.DIDN'T YOU GET "ADVISORS" COMMENT. THINK AGAIN.......... THE JOKE WAS FUNNY, BUT IN OUR WORLD "XISHOOD BAA JIRA" |