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WHAT IS A BOYFRIND

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): WHAT IS A BOYFRIND
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FLYGIRL

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 06:13 pm
I WOULD LIKE 2 KNOW HOW FAR U SHOULD GO WITH A BOYFREIND. DONT GET ME WRONG I NEVER DATED UNTIL I WAS 20 YEARS OLD. AND I DONT KNOW WHAT 2 DO SO PLC HELP ME SINCE I AM A BEGGINER.

LOTS OF LOVE:FEMALE IN DISTRESS

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the expert

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 07:34 pm
Flygirl

Just
Relax
Smile
And
Open
Your
Legs
:)

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THE PIMP

Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 08:43 am
basicly do what your heart feels.
and the best thing i can tell you is that go all the way no matter what sooner or latter .....
it will be dealt with..right. :)
life is too short and its all about exprience.
its good thing you waited 'till you was twenty.
but what for..:) just kidding.:)

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KC

Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 09:12 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@@@@@ EXPERT
LOL DAMN MAN U MADE ME LAUGH OPEN YOUR LEGS THAT WAS FUNNY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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SeDuCe®

Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 10:28 am
Get ready for headaches, frustration, confusion, and upsets....Follow ur own heart and needs, and u better not take 'I'm right attitude' to get MR.Right..Also lighten up about urself keep a good sense of humor....No man no fun!! 've fun...Do ya thing girl..What's ur Fanticies!...The more experience u get the further u will go.

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ilhaan

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 01:32 pm
Hi there ppl,
hey it was real funny that this guy said hust sit relax and open your legs.loooooooooooooooooooool i was laughting for about 20 min.

well anywyas sis i don't know what to tell u, but all i know is u is missing a lot girl i will tell u this there is some thing we call french kiss and it is really good,so u might wanna try and if u do plzz right me back and tell me how it feels and i hope u enjoy it sis.

love u all kiss
princess
to SeDuCe;
man question whatz fun about a guy seriusly ok and i don't want u puping like SEX ok tell me some other things.

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Kandi

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:44 pm
I don't know if your serious about your question or not but here goes my advise. Dating at twenty is all good I'm sure you had lots of guys asking you out. Just go out the one you like the best and stay true to yourself, don't do all the things that you mother and elderly warrant you about. Watch out for yourself cuz no man will. Enjoy the dating senaty, Go out with as many guys as you can and don't fall in love 2 soon that makes complicates things but if you find true love hold on to it. And most of all Keep your legs close cuz God is everywhere and he's watching.

I started dating when I was 16 and never got dumped stay on top of you game and keep it real. Tell the fellas how you feel and where you stand.I'm 22 and life is good guys are good be cool and stay strong.

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SeDuCeR

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 09:56 pm
Ok LiL'Princess! Who take's u to the Movies or u prefer to watch with it? Who do u like to be with when viewing or going to Romantic places? while holding hands....Who be giving u a loving massage with scented oil or lotion...And be kissing u ur left breast to make the right 1 jealous.. Leans close to u whispering sumthing u can barely hear then kisses ur neck softly, so soft that u can barely feel his lips on ur neck and u be saying:'stop dat plz it's ticklish'.. And 'em girls just be wishing they could be in ya position.

Whatcha u know 'bout French Kiss'? I betcha u r one of those girl holding their tongue. Do me a favor let it loose ok ...My mistake if u from the LuvLine(TIO).

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Amina

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 02:55 pm
To flygyl,
My advice, keep it xalaal honey and he will respect ya. Relationships don't have to be about sex.. its about finding or trying to find that special someone..

Just keep it real, take your time and don't EVER let a man (a woman for da brothers) mess with your heart and get away with it... they'll think that you approve their beahviour.

Good luck sis,

To, the brothers i truely and sincerely advice ya'll to wash your brains of the filth ya'll seem to be on- I REPEAT it is NOT all about SEX. And remeber some fool is probably advicing the same •••• to your lil sistahs.. You guys need to start respecting YOUr somali sistahs and stop chating so much crap, its not cute, smart or even funny.

Peace n Love

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Yo-Mama

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 06:29 pm
Flygirl you need some seriouse advise with your ignorant ass, don't take it personal I'm just keepin it real. What the hell do you mean what is a boyfriend,if you got one shouldn't you know? Anyways don't listen to what these little fuckers have to say. And handle your own fucking business.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 09:24 pm
A boyfriend is someone that ENTERS your vagina

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R.B

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 09:40 pm
To Flygirl and only to her.

How for you go is something that you deisade be yourself. Act on the way you want to and see if it is to for by yourself. My advice is don't open your legs before you see the ring on your finger and he had taken you to the sheek and don't give your heart away before you know that you have his heart. It feels great to "see" that there is a girl that have waited with going out until she is 20 it really feels great cause I'm soon 18 and I haven't date a guy ever it just feels roungh and so far I haven't find the right guy. But you know if you take my advice or not.
Keep the faith sis.

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MoNeY MaKeR

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 09:59 am
BOYFRIEND IS THE MAN WHO SHAGGS YA ASS

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dion

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 04:42 am
let me tell you there is no such thing like boyfriend but i can tell you there is somthing that is very sexy and that is marrage so

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Anonymous

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 12:05 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SEDUCER ,U CAN REALLY SEDUCE,I FELT MY HOLE BODY TICKLING WHEN I RED YOUR MESSAGE I SWEAR,DAMN UR GOOD.

KISSING THE LEFT BREAST JUST TO MAKE THE RIGHT ONE JELOUSE ,THAT WAS FIIIINEEEEEE.
I THINK IM INLOVE WITH U.

ANYWAYS PEACE YALL .

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SeDuCeR

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:22 am
ANON!!!!! I'm Feeling Lust! Can we Discuss it?
If ya express your mind...tell me thangs about ya
I'll tell ya thangs about me ... Chocolate milkshake.... Midnight phone calls that last for hours ....Lying in bed listening to the rain outside..When the mood is perfect the sounds from the storm>>> I'll be carressin ya....fingers dripping slippin in and out in....slip on the latex and dive in.

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Jaale

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 11:52 pm
Flygirl
I am a male, and I am telling you this because it is what I would advise for my own sisters.The male will test you (about your past and future)and if you fail you lost. Test before he test you, try to find out what his intentions are, and then act on the result you find out. ie, is he for full- time or part-time, is he for marriage or ...

And final advise is don't open your legs till marriage, (don't wear something that will let the male know that you are ready for sex.

Thanks to all

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fly girl

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 01:27 am
to jaale

thanks bro i really liked your advice it gave me alot 2 think about. too all the others thanks except the person who said open your legs. that wasn't funny bro.

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Anonymous

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:13 am
Dear sis

Been there dane that, i advise you to take it sloweeeeee.
Trust your instict and the rest will follow too. Good luck and keep us in post.

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KazeClosed

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 08:33 am
Boyfriend is a man

That u give monies
that u ride & show off to ur beebs.
that u go his yard wen u hot etc.


and the best one is a man that lives in Becton.

He name

KazeClosed

Girl he got game

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X

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 09:26 am
I checked da word BOYFRIEND in da holy Qur'an.
Is someone dat paying a lot debt in hell.

In this world Boyfriend mean have fun B4 U get married.

My advice 2 ya is 2 get married B4 u get burn or get get in engage .

PEACE

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PEACEMAKER

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 08:37 am
DON'T LET THOSE PERVERTED MESSAGES GET TO YOU. THESE ARE SICK PEOPLE WIYH ISSUES. THE MAIN THING YOU GOTTA DO IS BE YOURSELF AND ONLY DO SOMETHING IF YOU FEEL IT IS RIGHT. AND IF IT BOTHERS YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT A BOY FRIEND
TAKE CARE

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lubna

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 09:29 pm
To fly_girl
hi to all ppl
sis here's my advice, well first of all boyfreind should be your bestfreind in a way coz your bestfreind is the person you trust and adore right ,well that's how I know boyfreind......I wish I help...by the way U know if u treid to listen too many teachers all you'll get is confuse....what am trying to say is follow your_heart and be true to yourself and most of all have fate for who ever you find..is for the best sister.......well good luck....again don't forget your rise....
sincerely
yours

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ACUU DU BILAAH

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 03:41 am
AMINA

SHUT THE •••• UP HOE!!!!!!!!!

HOE HOE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KEEPING IT HALAL-- YOU FUCKED EVERYMAN IN NORTH & EAST!!!

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FLYGIRL

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 05:52 am
HI THANKS GUYS I REALLY LIKE ALL OF YOUR MESSAGES, AND ME AND MY MAN R STILL TOGETHER AND HE DID ASK ME FOR SEX. BUT I SAID NO I DON'T BELIVE IN SEX BEFORE MARRIGE. HE WAS UPSET BUT HE RESPECTS ME FOR THAT THANKS GUYS ENOUGH RESPECT,

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