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~WhiCh OnE ArE YoU?~

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): ~WhiCh OnE ArE YoU?~
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YaabLeeY

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 10:00 pm
>>>>>>>> ORIGINAL QUOTE
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free...
>>>>>>>> If she comes back, she's yours,
>>>>>>>> If she doesn't, she never was....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>------------------------------------------------
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> New Versions.....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pessimist
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free ...
>>>>>>>> If she ever comes back, she's yours,
>>>>>>>> If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Optimist
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free ...
>>>>>>>> Don't worry, she will come back.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Suspicious
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free ...
>>>>>>>> If she ever comes back, ask her why.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Impatient
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free ...
>>>>>>>> If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Playful
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free ...
>>>>>>>> If she comes back, and if you love her still,
>>>>>>>> set her free again,
>>>>>>>> repeat
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Animal-Rights Activist
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free,
>>>>>>>> In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bill Gates
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free,
>>>>>>>> If she comes back,
>>>>>>>> I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
>>>>>>>> and but tell her that she's
>>>>>>>> also going to get an upgrade.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Biologist
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free,
>>>>>>>> She'll evolve.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Statisticians
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free,
>>>>>>>> If she loves you, the probability
>>>>>>>> of her coming back is high
>>>>>>>> If she doesn't, your relation was
>>>>>>>> improbable anyway.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Schwarzenegger's fans
>>>>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>>>>> Set her free,
>>>>>>>> SHE'LL BE BACK!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Over possessive person
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> don't set her free.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> HR (Human Resourse) specialist
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> set her free by
>>>>>>>> Offering her VRS and other
>>>>>>>> benefits Then outsource her.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> MBA
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> set her free
>>>>>>>> instantaneously
>>>>>>>> and look for others simultaneously
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Psychologist
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> set her free
>>>>>>>> If she comes back her super ego is dominant
>>>>>>>> If she does'nt come back her id is supreme
>>>>>>>> If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Somnabulist
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> set her free
>>>>>>>> If she comes back it's a nightmare
>>>>>>>> If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Rhett Butler (From Gone with the Wind)
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> set YOURSELF FREE
>>>>>>>> If she asks you why
>>>>>>>> say you don't give a damn.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ERP functional expert
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> set her free
>>>>>>>> If she comes back, map her into your system
>>>>>>>> If she does'nt,carry out a gap-fit analysis
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Finance expert
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> set her free
>>>>>>>> If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
>>>>>>>> If she does'nt,write her off as an asset gone bad.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Marketing Expert
>>>>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>>>>> set her free
>>>>>>>> If she comes back she has brand loyalty
>>>>>>>> If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets

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BE BACK!

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 06:54 pm
Schwarzenegger's fans
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!


Defenetlyy...loool

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SeDu©eR

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 11:57 pm
Impatient
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.

If she comes back,then I cant just let my luv slip away again,coz
There will always be another day to say our "I love you's," and certainly there 's another chance to say our "Anything I can do's"

If she doesn't, I need HoodRat chick, the one dat dont giv A.......lalala

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sharifa...

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 12:21 am
definitely the PESSIMIST:

everything is black and blue.... and nothing ever works out anyway!!!

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