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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): Naago Hawiye
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Buurya-qab

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 04:03 am
Waxaa la yidhi Oday majeerteen ahaa baa seddax hablood guursaay, mid waxay ahayd Habargidir midna Murusade Midna Abgaal,

Habeenkii uu la joogay tii habargidir ayuu ku yidhi salaadda subax i toosi,
markey ka toosisay buu weydiiyey sida ay ku garatay in salaaddii la gaaray, waxay ku tidhi
"orgagiibaa waalooday"
tii murusade ayuu usoo hoyday misna sidii buu amray markay ka toosisay ayuu ku yidhi maxaad ku garatay waqtiga, waxay tidhi "faraskiyaa bulxamay" malaha dhulkoodaa farda laga helaa
ugu dambeyn tii abgaal ayaa salaad u toosisay markuu weydiiyey sida ay waqtiga salaadda ku garatayna waxay ku tidhi

Udaa i haayo (yacni xaarbaa i haya)

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xabiib

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 08:51 am
Bal waxaad shirka la soo istaagaysid fiiri, nacas yahow laga roonaha ah...

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abdullahi

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 09:11 am
ilahaa kuugu dhaariyee adi maku qosli laheed haddann ani sheegi lahaadf bacowyahooy duf ku baxee

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Mh

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 11:39 am
Buuryo Qab:

Magacaagaa cadeeyey inaad stupid tahay. Adoo kalena waa kuwaan xamar kusoo cunay ee stupidnimada meesha kala tag. Sideed ku keentay Majeerteen baa naag hawiye guurson karo? Ma ogtahay in naagaha hawiye eey kaa ragnimo badan yihiin adiyo iyo daaroodba.

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graadka

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 08:26 pm
waar nacas yoho waxaad la shir imanaysid
marka hore ka fiirso

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MJ:MJ:MJ

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 10:08 pm
MARKA UGU HORAYSO KAN LABAXA MAGACA BUURYAQAB WAXAA TAHAY NIN AAD IYO AAD U EDABDARAN SAA WAXAA TAHAY NIN CIDIISA OO DHAN AY YAHIIN BUURYAQAB TEEDA KALANA NAAGTA AMA NINKA LA DHAHO MH OR WHATEVER IT'S YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT CUZ U KNOW THAT THEY ARE WAY BETTER THEN YOU AND U CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THEM AND I THINK YOU WISH U COULD HAVE ONE OF THEM WHICH U CAN'T SO BITCH DON'T SAY A WORD BEFOR THEY "DO U" IF U KNOW WHAT IT MAEN'S

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same

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 06:41 am
1. You are an idiot!
2. This is a joke (Not real life, & dont even bother saying is not a joke

Instead of qabiil you could have used region they from, remember this is why the country is fvcked at now.

Qabiil to an end bro & sis!

From London!

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same

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 06:59 am
1. You are an idiot!
2. This is a joke (Not real life, & dont even bother saying is not a joke

Instead of qabiil you could have used region they from, remember this is why the country is fvcked at now.

Qabiil to an end bro & sis!

From London!

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Mh

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 11:57 am
This is to MJ

MJ I will I could see you in live, so I would make you talk better. I know how to deal with teenage just like you. As always somalian ppl know only how to talk or insult others, but when it comes to fight or athletic, they can't do any ••••. I myself lift 240 pounds, and I never seen any somalian niggaz who can lift more than one hundred pounds.
So u better know me, before you miss with me fucket.

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FAHMO

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 12:21 am
AAYO IFIS
waryaa nacs baad tahay, meesha ma-ahan meel qabiil qabiil loojoogo ee waxaa weeyo meeel eey ufarantahay uuga dhawaan 30,000,000 somaliyeed ookala joogaan wadan yada kala duwan ee meesha waxaas oo kale hala imaan.

Mideeda kale ma-ogtahay in eey aduunka oodhan lagaa fiirsanayo somalinet oo aduunka oo dhan arkaayaan somalida wax eey kawada hadlaan.
aniga maku aflagaadeennayo oo waxaa kugu filan intaan, ee ka waano qaado in aadaan mardambe aadaan la imaaan waxaan oo kale meesha hala imaan, qabiil qabiil waa waxa naga soo waday wadankeenii somalia.
sidaan miyaad rabtaa in aad aduunyada ku noolaatid ALLAH MAKA BAQEESID MIYAA , WHOEVER U ARE.

i hope u take my advices.

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Buurya-qab

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 12:30 am
TO; Dhamaan

Walaalayaal iga raalli ahaada haddii aad sheekada si kale u qaadateen kolley kaftab ayey iga ahayd laakiin qof waliba si-buu u fekaraa anigana qabyaaladi qalbigeyga wey ka madhantahay ee iga raalli ahaada hadii aad si kale u qaadateen

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ayaan

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 03:15 am
habartaa laankeed
wacal yahow weacalku dhalay
majeerteen kii ku keenay was..
stupid yahow aan wiligiis la arag..

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THE RULER

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 12:47 pm
ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE IGNORANT,UNEDUCATED BUNCH OF FOOLS WHO CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH.
WHAT IS THE TRUTH YOU ASK? THE TRUTH IS THAT HAWIYE WOMEN ARE THE DUMBEST CREATURES THAT EVER WALKED IN THE FACE OF THE EARTH, SECOND OF ALL GIVE THE BROTHER A BREAK JUST FOR THE SAKE, THAT HE EVEN CONSIDERED MARRYING THIS DUMB CREATURES.LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL YALL BLACK ASS HAWIYE BITCHES YALL SHOULD BE GLAD TO BE EVEN DATED DAROOD MEN >WE RULE YALL TILL ETERNITY.

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usuall suspect

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:10 pm
u stupid assssss ppl u had enought of the clan •••• long ago so please don't remind me. i am from the north of somalia but u know what •••• i don't care unless they are my familly. i think we willl always be behind every one becos of the clan thing this is an usssssue to be eradicated from our lunguage. we should be thinking about being a profissional ppl, i my self is working on to be coming a pilot.


AS YOURSELFS WHAT I AM I WORKING 4. and if u going to do something do it while u are young AND THEN U CAN ENJOY U R SELF LATER


THAT IS ADVISE FROM A BROTHER

JJJJAAAAMMMMMAAAAAA

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Bardacad 1

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 11:34 am
Waa yaabe maxay hawiyuhu markay majeerteen maqlaan burka ula sooboodaan? mawaxara jirkii bay naga adkaan jireen? hadayan kaftan aqoon may iska aamusaan?.

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Anonymous

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 03:30 pm
maku jawabayo majeerten nagehena ban udirna oo ayaga edab idiin yelayo..

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Ceelbuur

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:09 am
War Ninyahow naga xishoo Illeen gob ayaa Ilaahey naga dhigay oo waan ka xishooneynaa inaan sidii adiga oo kale u caytanno,e
haddii aad Nin wax garad ah tahay dadkii aad ku xad gudubtay raalli gelin ula soo laabo.

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HAWIYA4EVA

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 04:56 am
TO THE RULER
WARYAAHEE NAAGAHA HAWIYE MARKAAD AFKAADA KU DAAGEYSID ADIGOO AWELKII HOREBA WECEL DOON LAGU KEENEY AHEYD. MIDEEDA KALE NO ONE KNOWS WHOU R BECAUSE YOUR HIDING ON THE INTERNET. IF YOU THINK YOUR BAD AND U HAVE POWER GO TO XAMAR AND SO THAT, U RACIEST PIECE OF ••••,PUSSYO THE ONLY REASON YOUR CAUSING HAWIYA WOMEN IS BECAUSE U CAN'T GET THEM...BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

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S.N.M

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 05:22 am
nacas yahow hawiyatahay wase magaalada ka fadhiiso. WAANAD URTAY, faqash foqal faqash.

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ninja

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 06:40 am
mh waad salaaman tahay waxaan nin mj marka hore
waxaa kala fog is arageena?
waan ogahay inaad tahay 240 aniga 62kiilo waxaan
jeclahay ninkastoo aad disho ama aadkaxoog badiso
iigu dhaafcalaamad aan kuugu aqoonsado.
shikahaam mis daakomyo.

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Buuryaqab

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 12:37 am
Ceelbuurow maxaad igu maagtay mise haaawiyannimo ayaad u dhiidhineysanaa ma,inigaaba reerkaada wax ka sheegay
Saaxiibbo-yaal sheekadu qabyaalad ma,aha ee Take it easy.

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suldan

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 02:44 am
xayawan foqal xayawan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~Kusseey~

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 12:13 pm
Buurya-Qab

loooooooooool..walaahi waa ku qosley sheekadaan..laakiin maadaama ee dadkaa iska ooyayaan next time bal isku day inaa baqiil marna soo qaadin ..Qabiil inaa sheegto qasab ma aheen si kalaa wax u sheegi kartay

but anyways it was a funny one.

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Ramsi

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 03:38 pm
KU DHAMAAN SOOMAALIDA;

Waxaan idiin sheegaayaa inaadan kala liidan kuligiin oo midba midka kale ka daran yahay.
war soomaaliyee ma saan baa idiin danbeysay waxaan ilaahay ka bar yaayaa inuu sidaan noo dhaamo.

Mid hadii uu caytamay kuli waa la caytamaayaan.
war maskax isticmaala oo ninkii caytamo yaan lala tirsan oo meesha halooga haro oo markaasuu iswaydiinaayaa inuu caaq yahay laakiin hadii aad la muranto waad qiimaysay.

Marka ilaahay waxaan ka baryayaa inaanu noqono umad ilaahay ka baqda oo dulmiga aqoon.(AAMIIN)

soomaaliyee nabadgalyo

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ALI

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 06:02 pm
YAHOOY ISUGA XAA 3 NAAG OO HAWIYE AH UGUURSADEY?

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Kiin

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 06:18 am
TO: KUSSEEY & BUURYAQAB.
....Waxaan ku weydinayaa adiga handcup maa tahiin? Qosolse masidan baaba utaqanaan Waan ogahay adiga iyo ninkaas waxan qorayba sida xaarka leskaga dhaqo xataa mataqaaniin. hadii aad wax uun ka aqoon lehedeen sida loo noolaado saan wadka roonan lehedeen balse mardanbe haku soo qorina som.net waxan oo kale isku xishooda.
laakiin Kusseey U FOOLISH TOO......,,,

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kiin

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 06:42 am
TO:SAME.
....That wosn`t real life so don`t tell us... we olso Know that, but you think it`s joke u know nothing about joke. however don`t send us lake that OKeeeeyyy...

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SABRIINAH

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 12:38 pm
all of you need to read FAHIMO'S advice cause you can learn from her. none of you have knowledge except sister FAHIIMU. i wish all of you will become like her one day or think, or samrt enough like her. maxaayeelay kuligiin waxaad kunooshihiin wadan aadan lahayn. oo qofna respect idin laheyn waayo qofka markuu dawladleeyahay ayaa respect lasiiya otherwise they are refugee. so iskuimaada oo katira qabiil niyadiina. i never thought i'll live acountry beside my own country somalia but it happened what so ever and i SABRIINAH wish one day that all the somalis will reunited again and love aech other as brothers and sister.

so please don't come to the internet and say something that hurts our heart. i my self don't believe qabiil and i have never belived qabiil before. i belive that we are all sisters and brothers not enemies to each other.

BUURYAQAB i'm gald that you have realised that you made mistake and i prociate that brother.

BYE AND LOVE U ALL SOMALIS SISTERS AND BROTHERS
SABRIINAH

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tarsiini

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 05:17 pm
Buryaqab sxb waa iga qoslisey, sheekadaana kii qabiil u fahmo kaftanka ku jiro ma fahmi karo, waryaada weligeed bey saomali isku xifaalen jirtey saan iyo si ka daran ee iska daaya nac nacda ee u jawaaba buryaqab ama cagta ka caweeye, tanoo kale markey dhacdo waa laga dabaaqtamaaye afla gaado looma dhaqaaqo by the way buryaqab I belong to the tripe u trashed and the score is 1 - 0, so watch ur rear u might be kicked from a unknown source.
Watch this space for further developments.

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Anonymous

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 04:15 am
WArmaxaad wiilka ku maagteen oo aad sidaas ugu soo kala boodeen ma nin maj baa sadex naagood oo hawiya ah qabay baad ka qaracanteen xaar baa i hayay tii tiri baa xoogaa wax foolxun oo aan la soo qorin u muuqata qof aan saxaroonse ma jiro dadka qofkii wacal ku sheegana adiga un baa la guu jiseyn warhawiye goormaad horta dad noqoteen oo aad dad caydaan war iska aamusa dagaaladana sharafxumo waxaan ka aheyn ka maydaan dhaxlin xaq islaameed oo aad aruursataan iyo naago islaameed oo aad xaaraan ku fuushaan matag baaba i qabta markaan soo xasuusto waxaad ku dhaqmeyseen waan labalaboodaa warordoo wax isku fala

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kii ku wasay

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 03:07 am
daanyeer adookale waa layaqaan kuwii xamar lagu
soo wasaa tahay aabahaa iyo daarood ku dhalay was
iyo majeerteen iyo yahuud ku dhalay was
marlabaad meeshaad joogtaan kugu wasaa
nacalaa iyo doofaarti ku dhashay was
nimanka daaroodka ayagaa naago eh

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Anonymous

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 04:45 pm
Xayawaan, war goormaad dad noqoteen sow taan idin raran jirnay oo aad saynta laheydeen, ma illowdeen
Gode-gode, mase haddaan kaaga sheekeeyaa adduunko
dhan halaga akhristee, sirtiinna oo dhan annagaa heyna ee hana baarbaarina waxyaabo badan oo kalena waan idiin qarinaynaa.ma nin Majeerteen ah
oo saddex naagood oo hawiye ah heystaad ka xanaaqdeen sow taan.....?????. isku xishooda oo wax iskula hara dad maahidine daba madoobayaal,
Xamarse maxaad ku heysataan waa idinka mooska qolofkiisa ku cunee adigu kaalay Gaalkacyo soo dhaaf haddaad xiniinyo leedihiin all ••••, Haddaanse anigu garac ahay adiga farcankaaga ma la yaqaanaa BUSTERS.

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Alkaboon

Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 12:42 pm
TO Buuryaqab,Ayaan,Mh.
=========================Marka hore is madhaanto iyo dhasheed baad tihiin, marka xiga, Waxaan idin kula talin lahaa inaad ayaan wadda qaybsataan ummada soomaalidana aad gees uga bax diin kadibna qabiil gaara noqotiin, magacna yeelatiin dufkubaxa layiraahdo, kaasaad ku abtir satiin ,
Aamiin dhaha reer dufkubax,
BY Alkaboon.

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muuse

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 11:43 pm
nacaska hawiye caayay su aal aan ku waydiiyo naagaaha somaaliya ugu sharmuuteysan waa majeerteen intaa hawiya caaneysid orod naagahiina ka cesho adoonta fuusha. mida kale adigaa cuqdad weynaa kugu jirto hooyadaa hawiye maa fooraariyay ha ig caroon waa iga su aal faqash tuug duli damiin dhilo waxwalbo idinkay idinka iskleh

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miss hater

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 03:41 pm
to mh get a fucken life you loser
dont knowbody care if you lift weigts
obvviously your ignoant ass would say somethin
like that because we can't see you and
we dont no who you is stupid mothefucka.
what ya gotta say now dumb ass.

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hawiye-hater

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 12:56 pm
to all yo!
why r u mad at him,it was funny,bogan waxaa layiraahdaa ila qosol,so no hard feelings all u hawiye,by the way he's telling the truth hawiye chicks r STUPID and what make y'll think that a majeerteen man would wan't a hawiye girl,think twice.

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ALIO

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 03:16 am
NACESYAHOO IDEGA OO KALE AYAA SOOMALI KALA GEEYEY EEWAXA KOOGU FIICNAA IN AAD ISTICMAASHID HADEL FIICAN. EE AQRISTOO KARAALI NOQDA

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cadar

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 11:28 am
waaaaaaaw what did call your self the ruler,
what hell you thing you are stupid, damn,idiot.

the only one who can rule everything is (ALLAH),
so think before you say it.

in my opinion hawiye and darood are same,all are somalian people although they don't like eachother these days,one thing is true and that is we all somalian. Iam proud of my self because I don't
use (qabil) and I hate who ever use It.qabil is what make us leave our country,and see now all the somalian people are all over the world,some of them live like a homeless,so see what qabiil did to us and you guys are still using shame on you.
take care all of you and pls stop talking about qabil,one day we will be unit and that will make me very happy. I can't wait to see that.

byeeeeeeeee

bye

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