     Anas | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 07:54 am
Little Johnny is sitting in his math class when
his good looking female teacher asks him, 'If three birds are sitting on a telephone wire,and a
hunter comes along and shoots one of the birds,
how many birds are left?'
Johnny answers, 'None.'
The teacher says, 'No Johnny, that's wrong. If
there are three birds, and the hunter shoots one,
how many are left?'
'None.'Johnny said.
'No Johnny, that's wrong! How do you figure?'
Johnny explains, 'When the hunter shoots his
gun, the birds fly away, so there are none left.'
'Oh, I see. Well that's not the answer that I
was looking for, but I like the way you're thinking;' she says.
Johnny starts in, 'Well, ok then. I have a question for you. Three women are sitting on a
curb eating popsicle. The first one is licking
her popsicle, the second is sucking her popsicle,
and the third is biting her popsicle. Which one
of the women is married?'
The teacher stammers, 'Well, let me see. I guess
the one who is sucking her popsicle?'
'No, actually its the one with the wedding ring,
but I like the way you're thinking;' he says.
another quick one that I have heard from new movie called "TRAFFIC".
WHY ALL THE hurricanes HAVE A FEMALE NAMES?
COZ WHEN THEY ARE COMING "HURRICANE & FEMALES", THEY ARE HOT AND WET, AND WHEN THEY LEAVING "HURRICANE AND FEMALES" THEY TAKE YOUR HOUSE, CAR, AND YOUR BELONGINGS.
pls pls pls sisters don't get mad at me it is just a joke. I hope you don't take it serious, coz I will be nothing without you.
peace and luv |
| BRO.M.C. | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:48 am
WAT UP BOY!
I KNOW YOU DIDNT LIKE THAT BUT I FOUND VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT U GET UPSET.
MAN THAT IS FUUUUUUUUNNNNNY LOOOL I LIKE IT. KEEEP OUR HEAD UP BRO. |
| Amina | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:54 am
Lool Anas, i liked the johnny one, real good.
BUT I thought your hurricans joke was a bit dumb You can do better then that:
Got YOU there, i am only kidding ya bro.. i thought it (the hurricanes joke)was hilarious and true.. walahay it cracked me upp.  
Eid Mubarak by da way
Peace n love |
| Bigbrother | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 02:26 pm
yo! they are both funny bro.
you know what? I just come back today from the holiday, and the first thing I looked from the somalinet was those jokes with your name on it!.
it's good to see you writing again my friend.
BB. |
| Anas | Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 11:22 am
My ppl it is me again!
I just want to say thank you all, you guys are the ones that makes me to try very hard to find something funny. Now I am to the point that I can't stay out a day without coming to this site.
again thanks, I have nothing but a love for you all.
peace and love |
| Hanita | Friday, January 12, 2001 - 03:16 pm
Am I late again? Damn, every one of your jokes I'm the last to respond...........funny eh, anyhow I liked it, was one of those jump up or fall to the floor crackin' with laughter kind of joke.:.
later |
| Anonymous | Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:58 pm
ANAS KEEP IT UP BRO
THEY ARE BOTH GOOD |
| SeDuCe® | Friday, January 12, 2001 - 11:24 pm
Wussap My Dawg! Still cracking up wit Hurricane joke...It's so funny man! but I hate hurricane man...The last one I witnessed destroy my Car and the Insurance could not pay for the damage coz of 'God Nature.' Keep it up Anas & wlcb.
Here is 1 4 ya collections!
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.'
'Well put,' the judge replied. 'Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.' The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. |
| Anas | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 05:33 am
To Seduuuuuuuuucccccer!!!!!
Loooooooool that was funnnnnnnnnny bro. i am still laughing, thanks for the support bro. I really like you jokes man. keeep it up bro.
To Hanita! It is never too late, you just came the righ time at the right place lol. All am trying to say is thanks for your complements. And keep visiting my posting, I promise I shall try my best to make laugh.
To Anon! Thanks to you too
oh I love my ppl. take care y'all now |
| MUNA | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 06:12 am
TO ANAS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY I AM STILL LAUGHING THEY ARE BOTH FUNNY SO KEEP UP BRO. |
| sharifa... | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 08:30 pm
prefer the hurricane 1 although they're both funny... i like the fact that u always write up jokes that we havent heard B4 as apposed to tired old blonde jokes... |
| Anonymous | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:32 am
Hey that was funny man, I liked them both
WHat can i say anas always on fire keep it bro,and I hope u do because my job is so boring and i like to read some jokes while i am there. However I noticed some ppl misuse this site, and always using a fault languages and even talking nonrelated matters. Here is example there was this guy posted this message: ILA TALI WAA IGA TAALLEEYE. man who cares? please ppl understand the title of the site (HUMOR). It is supposed to be for jokes..keep it clean.
PEACE.....
SOM_MAN |
