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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): Somali girls are like
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KazeClosed

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:05 am
This is what pisses me off Somali Queen, u aint no queen bitches, and if u are queen who's queen are ya?

When u ran away from Somalian guys, u all shy, u cant talk, u act like all that near and arount da boyz.

U aint no queens, u just some bitch, a whore that needs a pimp, but dont know how to satisfy their customer.
Somali girls like
or should i say
Somalian bitches like

personally i have given up on these queen wanne bees low lifes b.itches, I got myself a nice white girl and if we get on fine with each other i marry her (9 months we been wiv each other now, its going fine, not that is any of ur business)

Boyz its time u did the same ( if u not already) and those who say at the end 'I'll marry a Somalian girl' bro aint worth the agro!.

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m

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:41 am
Waryaa.


I'm very happy for your white bitch, after I read you discustion I came to point I realize you don't even know what the f*uck you're talking about, so shut the fu*ck up bitc*h, and you are nothing but big time looser.

m

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YWB

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:55 am
TRUE "M"

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jaber

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 09:13 am
HALAJOOYAA

Kaze closed good luck and don't look back you ain't missing s.h.i.t

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Iman

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 09:25 am
hey Kazeclose
what the hell is wrong with u?
u got beef?
then deal with it
as a somali girl i real don't care about ur white bitchs & and her easy ways alright!!!!!
and all ur stupid problems
she properly have some kind disease
and please don't spread ur •••• around with some respect sister!!!
that is when ur sense r back!!!!

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Iman

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 09:33 am
oh yeah i forgot something
shut the hell jaber
•••• ur •••• u ain't a real man!!!!
basterd thug !!!!!
what the •••• u mean u ain't missing a thing
all i can say is go back to somali
u nothing but a disgrace
i wish ur momme was here

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Somalian

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 06:06 am
By KazeClosed

see what I mean look at Iman!!!!

she had write 2 messages, saying oh she forget and sh.it.

How fu.cked up is her brain? how can u forget that quick?.

Neway all you boyz know what I am talking about, if not ask ur old homies.

Somalian girls are idiots

Beyotch

latah

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Somalisist@

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 09:21 am
Hello guys

I didn't come here to insult U guys or call U names and U shouldn't disrespect Ur sisters....I hope U know that Ur Mom is Somalian and Ur sister is Somalian too and so let's not say B**** that's just being ignorant,,,,and if ur choice give U to go out with white girl just make sure she's muslim and clean,,,,,I mean U wouldn't want to get deseas,would U?,,,,or someone who doesn't like ur religion ,,,,Oh yeah one more think let's not make everybody the same and treat them the same,,,,,as U know everyone is different and have different believes and Opinions so don't make all the same if One treatS U bad doesn't mean we all are the same as that girl ,,,,,,I hope U got my point. as for the rest ,,,if that brother is wrong try to correct him alright ,,Us somalian girls kind be sometimes hard and I am sure we are not the only one who are like that so let's not judge and call names and if u don't like us as u said go with the white girl if that makes U happy and U don't like us. but let me tell u somethin I like somalian guys No no no As matter of fact I love them ,,,,,no matter how bad they're I just pray for them to be better person and I tell them that's not good for them,,,,so why not tell us to change and be a better person after all we are like ur sisters ,,,,,so tell us what's wrong with us and we'll try to change

P.S.Now that I give my point of view don't call me names but U can talk to me nice as I talk to U so let's just get along and respect on eachother

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faarax

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 11:19 am
Somalisist@ I got nothing but pure crystal love for my clean pure somalisistaas such as you

here is a kiss @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@c

bless you sis.wish we had more of you

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WOOLWICHS FINEST LADY

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 03:01 am
listen somalian girls are 1 of a kind, your problem is that you don't know how to keep one.My brother you must be one ulgy 'BITCH NIGGA' Other wise why are you with her,SEEN i feel you your 'DICK' needs satisfying tell your white whore to also satisfy your mouth.

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Anonymous

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 03:43 am
Kazeclosed u might had problem's with the girls u came across, that does not mean that every somali is the same. The white girl that is u'r proctive bro.

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fed up sista

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 04:14 am
i'v got nothing to say to ignorant brothers like yourself. don't be mad when your told to lock off. take it like a man and don't turn the tables round, you guys just can't take the fact of us girls dating non-somalis'! get over it you guys are too skinny and untill you sort it out we will always have this problem.

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KazeClosed

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 04:20 am
To: Woolwich Finest Lady

What r u tryinh 2 say?

I think u want to say

Tell my white girl to suck my dick, right?

No girl, because that is going to be the same mouth that my baby will a get a good night kiss from.

When I need my chicken choked (meaning)
When I need my dick sucked


I get off next Somalian girl, All i tell her is "I got a big house and 2 cars" Somalian will do anything to be ur girl then

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SEXY SOMALI GIRL

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 08:59 am
OH PLZZ U R VERY SICK BRO GET HELP FAST!

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Anonymous

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 10:22 am
Bro if your happy with your white girl good for u, Know please close the discussion coz u said all u need to say. In my point of view I think you realy need some psychological help coz all u seem to write is about how bad somali girls are but you forgot to release thats your orgin. For those that disse somali girls and boz where the hell are U from.

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ACUU DU BILAAH

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 02:29 pm
KAZECLOSED,

WHATEVER TURNS U ON, IF IT HAPPENS TO BE A WHITE GIRL- IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.

BUT DON'T CALL ME AND OTHER GIRLS BITCHES BECAUSE WE AIN'T LIKE THAT.

ONE MORE THING DOES THE ABOVE MESSAGE APPLY TO YOU MUM AND SISTER, AUNTS E.T.C

BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE SAYING IT DOES!!

HOW DARE YOU COME ON THIS NET AND TELL US THAT YOUR WHITE WHORE IS BETTER THAN US??!!??

I APOLOGISE FOR INSULTING HER, BECAUSE IT AIN'T HER FAULT FOR BEING WITH ONE OF THE DUMB SOMALIAN FARAXX'S.

ANYWAY HAVE A NICE LIFE TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T CARE.

YOU SEEM DISTURBED TO ME, GO TELL YOUR WHITE "GIRL" TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

TAKE CARE

P.S ALL SOMALIAN GIRLS ARE "QUEENS":O!!!!!!!

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Mr Ordinary

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 02:15 am
WHAT UP PEOPLES

DAMN EASY NOW BRO, FIRST OF ALL U SHOULDN'T GENERALISE SISTAS LIKE THAT, CAUSE DONT FORGET IF U DO THEN U ALSO INCLUDING ANY SISTAS THAT ARE RELATED TO U EVEN IF IT WAS UR OWN "SISTA" AND I KNOW NO MAN IS GONNA SPEAK OF HIS SISTA LIKE THAT.SECONDLY OUR SISTAS (MAJORITY OF THEM) R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LOOKING LADIES ON THE GLOBE, HOW THEY KNOW THE VALUE OF THEIR TRADITION AND CULTURE, HOW THEY ARE SO CARING, THE WAY THEY SMELL SO NICE, HOW THEIR BEAUTY AND UNMATCHABLE PERSONALITIES ARE ONE OF LIFE'S WONDERS. SEE THE REST OF THE WORLD KNOW THIS AND ARE TILL THIS DAY WONDERING HOW THAT HASCOME TO BE ??? BUT A LOT OF US BROTHAS DISRESPECT, UNDERMINE, AND UNDERESTIMATE THEM,AND THESE BEING JUST A FEW OF MANY ATTITUDES BROTHAS HAVE.

SEE WHAT WE ARE FORGETTING IS HOW THEY FIRST GROW UP TO BE OUR SISTAS AND OFTEN TAKE CARE OF US, THEN GROW UP TO BE WOMEN AND OUR LADIES, SO THE RESPECT GOTTA ALWAYS REMAIN.

BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME BROTHAS HAVE A REASON TO BE DISAPPOINTED ANGRY, CAUSE THERE ARE SOME SISTAS, THAT HAVE ADOPTED THE WESTERN WAYS AND SEEM TO BE FORGETTING ALL ABOUT THEIR ROOTS. BUT MAY GOD HELP THOSE SISTAS AS DONT FORGET TOMORROW THEY COULD END UP AS OUR WIFES, AND AT THE SAME TIME MUCH RESPECT AND LOVE GOING OUT TO ALL U SISTAS THAT KNOW WHAT U WANNA DO IN LIFE AND GIVING IT UR ALL.

I JUST WANNA SAY ALL U SISTAS STAY TRUE TO WHO U ARE, AND ALL U BROTHAS GIVE DA LADIES A CHANCE AND LET THEM SHOW U WHAT THEY ARE ALL ABOUT, AS I KNOW FOR SURE NO OTHER LADY ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET CAN OFFER U WHAT THEY CAN.


NUF LUV TO MY SOMALI QUEENS

PEACE AND LUV

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doodlebug

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 02:28 am
i do wish there were more intelligent and pure people around like somalisist@. i tink people like kazeclosed make me sick and ashamed of my country. i am not being rude but i am just telling the truth. so please, there is absolutely no need for u to swear or call people names.

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Joker

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 03:45 am
U r id different mood all d time rn't ya?

I mean u got bear jokes all titled KazeClosed, and others where u dis s Somalian girls.

What is all about?

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ismahaan

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 03:30 am
to. kazclozed.if somalian gril dont want you ,dont be like that so get a life.the only reson you are with the white one is becous she gives you some thing we dont give you.so get lost.

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HADAL BADAN

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 02:04 am
ismahaan,i know what the white bitch is giving him a cheap pussy,that is used by all the white motherfuckers,i bet that kazeclosed gott dissed by evry somalian girls,,thats why the nigga is sooooooow pissed,huh,somalian girls aint`t cheap thats why he gott him self a cheap white,trash.....kazeclosed good luck with your marriage,lol,look at me,talking like this marriage is gonna last......,!!!!!
but for now!!!!
c ya!!!!

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miss thug

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 02:27 pm
to kazeclosed
believe me this case is not closed
you stupid mothefuka i'll pimp
you. You wanna know whos a bitch your pink pussy white girl. Stop hatin cause you know you can't get with a somalian girl. Don't be dissin us like that did you forget which cunt you came out of.
tell your white girl yo wah her pussy cause what you writen is sticken ya heard

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deeva

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 02:30 pm
to mr ordinary
you write brother tell it like it is
us sistas need brothers like you who
will be a man and stick up for
what is true keep doin yo thang boy.

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