     Qalib | Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 02:02 pm
An old man about 60 marries a young girl 22. The first year of their marriage they had a baby and when they went to hospital for delivery, the nurses said the old man, at this age, I don't know how you do it?. The old says to the nurse "I have to keep my Motor running". The Next year same thing happens, and the nurses asks the old the same and he says again "I have to keep the motor running", the third year the same thing and you guessed right the same nurse asks the same question, and old man says the same answer except this time, the nurses says back to him "I think you have to change your oil because this one is "BLACK"..
Peace |
| Anonymous | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 11:09 am
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ qalib.
I LUV IT MAN |
| KiKi | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 11:20 am
Qalib
looooooooooooool
Love it to the Fullest |
| KiKi | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 11:30 am
Qalib
looooooooooooool
Love it to the Fullest |
| Qalib | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 02:46 pm
Thanks Kiki and anon.
Here is another one hope you like it....
Here is another one
A guy was working on a pharmacy. Every time customer asked him something he gave the wrong thing. The owner of the store gave him a warning and said if you make a mistake again you will be fired. Next day a customer came to the store complaining about coughing, the clerk couldn't think what to give him, he walked to the isle and brought back a bag of Laxatives. He told to the customer take four now and four in four hours. The customer took four right away as he was told, but as soon as he walked out of the pharmacy his stomach started bothering him and making, he couldnot walk any more so he tightly held a pole that was located in front of the store. At this time the owner walked to the clerk and said "I was watching you, didn't I tell you next time you make a mistake you will fired, who told you Laxative cures coughing" the clerk panics and says yes it does as he pointed to the guy and says "LOOK HE IS AFRAID TO COUGH". |
| KiKi | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 04:12 am
Qalib
loooooooool
man i love ur jokes,,,,Best part is all your characters seem dump,,,,it sure makes me look smart
keep it coming |
| Qalib | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 05:06 am
Thanks kiki....
Here is another... Little riskee but I will tell it any how.
A man goes to the doctor. He says doc, I need viagra because my girl friend is coming tomorrow, my ex-wife is coming saturday and my wife is coming back from vacation on sunday. The doctor gives him viagra but asks him to come back monday so he check him. The guy comes back monday with cast on his hand. The doctor says what happened, did you fell down?. the guy says, no "NONE OF THEM SHOWED UP".... |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 12:44 pm
QALIB KEEP IT UP I LIKE YOUR JOKES..LOLLLOLLLOL |
| jabril | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 04:55 pm
QALIP U GOT IT MAAAN, U THE MAN REMEMBER DAD, U MADE ME LUAGH, GOD BLESS U |
| asha X | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 07:18 am
YOU CRACK ME UP QALIB
THANKS FOR LOOL |
| KiKi | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 12:27 pm
Qalib
loooool..i see now you got even bigger fans |
| Qalib | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:16 pm
KIKI
But you are my biggest fan STAN. LOOL.
Will c u around. |
