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Clean SOMALI JOKES that I found in net by SOMALI GUY(don't click here if you get ofended easily)

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SOMALI GUY

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 05:52 am
There was a young somali guy, who went for job interview in a security firm. During the interview he was asked that if he had a crinimal record before. He answered no and at same time he said to the personnel, but do you know where I can get one(Personnel laughed and responded NO !) - the catch is there was a misunderstanding. The somali guy though that the
question was based on qualification or skills that he did't had at the time


An American doctor asked one somali patient if he ever had a (Chicken Box) he replied No, but I have had a (Chicken Sandwich) --


A CNN reporter asked one of the Somalian warlords in Cairo what they agreed after they signed the Cairo accord, he replied " We agreed to disagree " -

her is a joke from India

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock
Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.
if you have some more hit me back

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Najma

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 09:42 am
somaliguy,,,lol,,,:) it's funny aboowe baravooooo
excellent I love it ,,,,,U did a great job thank U ,,,,,,Well Done! ,,,,,,:):):):):):):):):):)

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Anas

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:33 am
well done that was funnnnnnny

take care n keepup the good work bro.

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kayse ali

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 11:44 am
don't inter my sae

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CEEBLAAWE

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 05:25 pm
CAQLI DHIMAN SOOR CEERIIN WAAYE!!!..

CAQLIGAADA HADIIS BATO MININ JINI AAS KU GEYHAA!!!

CUMRIGAADA OO DHEERAADAY GEEL DHALAAYONO AAS KU TUSAA!!

ARIN KU HAYSATO ABAAY ABAAY MALOOGU BAXSADO!!!


DOOLI OR ORODKIISA MUKALAAL DHIBKEEDA WAAYE!!!


ILA QOSLA AQYAARTA WAAYO WAAYO## ### ###

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Jimcaale

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 05:29 pm
AXSANTA ABAABA!!!AAD AYAAN U QOSLOOHAYAA ILAA IYO HADA

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Jiir

Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 06:08 pm
Canjeelo sidii u kalo koreeso aa loo cunaa, Rootina aqtiyaarkaa..

Dooro minankaaga ku xaarti wax loo yeel yeeli waaye..

Fagfag badan futo fariisad aa ka dambeeso..

Ninkii soo jeed badsado usulee dantiis u seexahaa..

Tusbax iyo kuul isku si lee loo taxaa..

Kuwokalee waa soo socdaan
Aqyaarta Arrivederci

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