     KEEPOWER | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 11:12 am
WELCOME TO MY OWN CREATED FUNNY SAYINGS;-
AFRICA IS SO BLACK THAT ( PEACE) COULDN'T SEE THEM
-SOMALI WAS SO ARROGANT THAT EVEN THREE OF THE MOST POWERFUL GOVERMENTS(ENGLISH,FRANCE AND ITALY)COULDN'T COLONIZE THEM.
-MONEY-PAPERS MADE BY MAN AND MONEY MADE MAD MAN |
| SHANTEL | Monday, January 15, 2001 - 10:56 pm
lol...if those really ARE your very own profound qoutes then that was pretty funny bro.... |
| keepower | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:33 am
ye let me drop some stress free words;-
definition of the word positive(white people always say to me be positive)
POSITIVE;-a person even if he falls into a river takes bath.
conversation between Innsi man and a Jinni man
Insi;-hellow! I didn't saw u minutes ago where did u pop out?
Jinni;- yeeh Inssi u just step 2 our new born baby
Innsi;- but I didn't see a living thing under my feet
Jinn;- we spirits u can't see us
Innsi;- so what did u decide
Jinni;- to take ur youngest baby
Innsi;- we don't beleive that u guys even exist, we just tell our kids some stories to scare them off
Jinni;- but u will beleive as soon as u miss ur baby. |
| DEEPOWER | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 02:09 pm
HERE U GO AGIAN;-
A SOMALI,A MEXICAN AND A BLACK MAN WERE STANDING AT THE BUS STOP.THEY WERE ASKING SOME QUESTIONS EVERY ONE WHO PASSES BY.
THE MEXICAN GUY'S QUETIONS WAS "WHERE CAN I GET A LONG TERM JOB"
THE BLACK GUY'S QUESTIONS WAS " U GETTA WEE"
AND THE SOMALI GUY'S QUETION WAS "YAA TA HAY"
HAVE FUNN, GIVE ME LOVE BABY!!.
ONE MORE ANOUNCEMENTK;- I TAKE OFF THE (K)EEPOWER AND CHANGED WITH (D)EEPOWER.SO NO CONFUSING. |
| DEEPOWER | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 07:02 pm
here are some hotsuff to keep u thinking baby;-
people couldn't keep their own money in fear of others so they trust someone else to keep for them (banks).
-Trains were so long that it wasn't a good idea to put wheels on them.
-Airplanes was so speeding that they couldn't drive on earth so they choose to drive on the sky.
-people are to greedy that as soon as they born they start crying for food.
-Time is so fast that it never rests for a blink of eye.
-and Islam is so true that Allah chose it for his mankind.
stay tuned we get more coming up from A to Z. seeyaa!! |
| trick | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 05:24 am
that realy funny! ha ha ha hu hu he! |
| Jamal | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 09:55 am
A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ass. The bus drive agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When the were done and he had resumed driving the busdriver said,"Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party."
How love that playboy
one love |
