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Girls R Strange........®

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): Girls R Strange........®
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§eDu©e®

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 11:47 am
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't
respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard
to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they
are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Honey! Anywhere u r...Anywhere u go..
My Luv 'll always be wit ya...
my heart belongs 2 ya!

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Ursister

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 11:59 am
lolseduce..:):):):):):):):):)
But we are not all like that beside Men are like that tooooo,,,,,,,,by the way some are true but we sometimes do thinks that U men don't udnerstand and that make us do cuz of the love we have for ya all,,,,,,:) so Let's all have on eachother patient,,,,,,,and love eachother I am sure all need eachother ,,,,,Am I right or wrong? so why not to love eachother,,,,

Sweety anywhere U r and or anywhere U go
My love is with U,,:) Keep Up the good stuff and love U have 4 us,,,,,Love Ya,,,,,,Sister

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SeDu©eR

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 11:46 pm
True True Sis. I know we need each other, but why girls act this way? eventhought they know that we care for 'em and luv 'em. In realty loving couples should be able to read each others minds. By the way we (I)Majority understand about women, but I pretend that I'm not getting it. I think It's an escape line for guilty conscience and that automatically triggers irritation and frustration, coz of her demands is not satisfied.

P.S.Thanx for ya time and ur luving beautiful words Sis. I appreciated so much Imma send u hugs and kisses for ya>>>>@<<<

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Ursister

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 05:15 am
Hey! bro

Listen if they're couples they should know or tell eachother what's their mind. For one think I know I would tell my man how I feel about him.Well everyones people understand them so why not us,,,,as somalian understand eachother and stop insulting and calling eachother names,,,,I think that's kind acting imature . Sed,(Seduce) I hope U don't mind If I call U Sed,,,,what I want to say is ,,,,if what's so ever have girl,,,,don't hide the feeling U have,,,cuz of scare or u thought she won't love U ,,,,,U know most girl would think what u never thought of thinking so why not to share ur feeling and ur thoughts,,,,Well that's my opinion agree or disagree both way ,,,,Let me hear ur point

P.S. U seem gentelmen too so I hope Ur always like that. Thankx for the big hug ,,,,,U send for me,.,.,:) it's warm and gread,,:)

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malik

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 05:50 am
TRUE SEDUCER
most of these thing u mention are true nothing but true.. ..well said . i just wana add that those girls are actually the good girls you talked about. the best bit (was( if you jaulous she says it's bad if your not u don't luv her)lol how f.u.c.k.i.n.g true
malik

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SeDu©eR

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 07:46 am
Mama'sita! I hope U don't mind either if I call that Nick!
About, the Name calling and Insulting that's part of life. every relationship has ups and downs countinously, and that's how usually ppl change for better or worst. In fact, they gain experience, and they think about how much they 've learned about life since then.

If I fall in Luv, whatever I do, I 'll do it out of Luv not out of Fear, coz we know tommorow is not promised to any1, why not do it today?. I'll take a time to say 'I luv u', instead of assuming her that she knows.

Try to follow your heart,and u'll lose your mind...Try to use your mind and u'll break your heart...This is the nature of luv...:)

Mama'sita(Sis.) U sound like some1 Sweet, who appreciates every little things in life, so plz stay like dat. There are so many stars in the sky but only some r radiant enough to catch your attention. Among those that you chose to ignore is that one star which is willing to continue shining 4 U...Even if your glance remains elsewhere... By 4 now my Sis.@

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 08:37 am
IF U DON'T MIND HOW OLD R U ????????????????????????????///

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 01:29 pm
That is so true man......and it is the reality.....

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SeDu©eR

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 10:36 am
Anon! Have u ever had a dream where u just take off ur car, but u can travel 20,000 miles and still stay where u r....Let's just say the Music is not too loud for Me! Still shaking my Boot's.
Who Care's about the age!!!!!!Q?-Q?

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FUBU

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 04:53 am
THIS IS SO TRUE SEDUCER
MY GIRL KEEP CALLING ME A PLAYBOY EVERTIME SHE SEE ME DRESS WELL IF I AM NOT DRESS WELL SHE TELL ME TO CHANGE

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