     KazeClosed | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 03:30 am
Why can't blondes count to 70?
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
"Debbie...that's cute. What did you name the other one?" (She though, she meant her breast).
Why do blondes have more fun?
Because they don't know any better.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic Genie's lamp The Genie came
out and said: "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than her." She became a brunette.
The third blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man. |
