     KazeClosed | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 03:43 am
What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
It costs 10p to use a telephone!
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he
had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish
his just spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before
drinking it, he realizes h is manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it
in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I
always wondered how you refilled those."
What do blondes and McDonald's have in common?
They served over five billion people |
