     KazeClosed | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 03:53 am
What do you call a blonde that just won the lottery?
Easy money
: What's the difference between a blonde and a limo?
Not everyone's been in a limo!
What does a blonde say when asked if her blinker light is on?
They're broken, they're working, they're not working, working, not working....
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore.
So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore."
So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and
she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better
to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve."
So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as
she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too."
So she swam out 19 miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said,
"I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
What did the blond say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?
Is it mine? |
