     The Joker | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:54 am
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat nextto a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The women notices this and asks,"Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, what's it telling you now?" - "Well,it says you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and
replies,"Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond tuts,taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." |
