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Girls you will love the following....Signed The JOKER

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The JOKER

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:57 am
-Shamelessly Hilarious Man-bashing...


> > > > > > > > > >>Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband
> > > > > > > > > >>rolling around in pain on the ground?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. Shoot him again.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. When you can just barely slip your finger in
> > > > > > > > > >>between his neck and the noose.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin
> > > > > > > > > >>on the end of a man's penis?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. His body.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. Why do little boys whine?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. Because they're practicing to be men.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. How many men does it take to screw in a
> > > > > > > > > >>light bulb?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. One - he just holds it up there and waits
> > > > > > > > > >>for the world to revolve around him.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>or
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. How many men does it take to screw in a
> > > > > > > > > >>light bulb?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two
> > > > > > > > > >>to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. Trustworthy.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. What does it mean when a man is in your
> > > > > > > > > >>bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after
> > > > > > > > > >>they're born?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. Why do men name their penises?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. Because they don't like the idea of having
> > > > > > > > > >>a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to
> > > > > > > > > >>fertilise one egg?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. Because not one will stop and ask
> > > > > > > > > >>directions.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill
> > > > > > > > > >>their males after mating?
> > > > > > > > > >>A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
> > > > > > > > > >>A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in
> > > > > > > > > >>front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q: What do men and pantyhose have in
> > > > > > > > > >>common?
> > > > > > > > > >>A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in
> > > > > > > > > >>the crotch!
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting
> > > > > > > > > >>on the toilet?
> > > > > > > > > >>A: Because it helps them remember which
> > > > > > > > > >>end they need to wipe.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q: What is the difference between men
> > > > > > > > > >>and women...
> > > > > > > > > >>A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her
> > > > > > > > > >>every need. A man wants every woman
> > > > > > > > > >>to satisfy his one need.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q: How does a man keep his youth?
> > > > > > > > > >>A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Q: How do you keep your husband from
> > > > > > > > > >>reading your e-mail?
> > > > > > > > > >>A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction
> > > > > > > > > >>manuals"
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>Send this to five bright, funny women you
> > > > > > > > > >>know and make their day!!

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Anonymous

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:42 am
lol lol lol looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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SWEET~QUEEN

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:00 am
LOL, Well done JOKER. Some of that stuff was actually funny.

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