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MINNESOTA CANDIDATES OF CONFERENCE COMMITTEE

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): MINNESOTA CANDIDATES OF CONFERENCE COMMITTEE
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IRONMAN

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 02:34 pm
STRICKTLY 4 MINNESOTANS! BUT THE REST OF Y'ALL CAN DO A FREE TOUR; THIS IS WERE NIGGEZ LIKE;

JESSI VENTURE, KEVIN GERNET,CRIS CARTER,MOSSES, IRON MAN AND HIS CREW AND THE REST OF THE CRAPE CHILL. SO ZIP UR MOUTH...I MEAN ..UMMMM..TOTALLY. U GETTA BE POSITIVE 2, LIKE IF WE OFFEND U TAKE IT AS A COMMPLEMENT AND JUST THANK US. IT IS SHOW TIME AND U KNOW IT GONNA GET REAL IN HERE/ THIS IS WHERE THE MINNESOTA LIGHT NEVER WENT OUT/ U HEARDDD ME!!OPEN UR EARS WIDE, POP OUT UR EYES FROM THAT HOLE AND MAKE UP UR MIND STRAIGHT-HA..HUM I THINK THAT IS ENEF OREINTION.

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IRONMAN

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 04:27 pm
well let me give u some details about the ABOVE mentioned NAMES;-THIS IS SOME FEATURES OF TWINCITIES(MNPLS-STPAUL).

JESSI VENTURE;-THIS NIGGER(BALD,SHAVED HEAD) WHITE BOY IS OUR GOVERNER. BEFORE HE USE TO PLAY WORLD WRESTLING(WWW),THIS COCUSION IS REALY FUNNY I LIKE HIM. THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE SAID "I CAN PLAY MY WRESLTING AND BE A ( MN) GOVERNER AT THE SAME TIME" WHITE PEOPLE WERE LIKE "THAT IS HUMULITING, NO U AIN'T MESSING PLOTICS WITH SPORTS DUDE"
THIS IS ALSO SOME OF HIS MULTIMEDIA SAYING;-
"CHRISTIAN RELIGION IS 4 THE WEAK MINDED PPL" "MY CITY HAS BEEN BUILT BY DRUNKED IRISH":OLOL) IRISH WERE SO MAD OVER THERE. HE ALSO SAID " ITS INTERESTING TO SEE SOMALI PPL RIDING BUSES AND GOING TO WORK AND SCHOOLS SAFELY AND WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THIER LANGUAGE AND CULTURE. SO ON AND SO FAR.
-WE CALL HIM (KG) BUT HIS REAL NAME IS KEVIN GERNET. THIS MOTHAFUCKA IS THE STAR OF THE MINNESOTA BASKETBALL TEAM(TIMERWOLVES) HE ACT LIKE LOOK LIKE MECHAEL JORDAN.

-CRIS,CARTER AND MOSS;- THIS FOOLS PLAY FOOTBALL 4 VIKINGS(MN) THEY ARE PLAYERS.
AND NOT TO ASK ANOTHER PERSON WE HAVE 10,000 LAKES HERE IN (MN) I HOPE U SAW THAT ON OUR CAR-PLATES.

-THE SOMALIS HERE THEY CLAIM THEY BELONG MINNESOTA STATE AND THEY CALL IT (MAREEREY/MARKO) THEY HAS BEEN SEVERAL PEACE RECONCILATION BETWEEN THE (HAWIYE) AND THE(DAAROOD) TRIBES OVER WHO GONNA RULE MINNESOTA BUT THE FIGHTING STILL GOES ON.
THE LATEST MEETING I HAVE ATTENDED JESSI VENTURE TOLD THEM "U WILL OWN IT IF U CAN PAY THE STATE AND FEDERAL PILLS" BUT THE OLDTIMERS(DUQEEYDA) OF SOMALIA ASKED HOW MUCH ITS? AND VENTURE SAID "ITS $ 10 BILLION MONTHLY" AND THE OLDTIMERS SAID " WE GET SOME WELFARE FROM THE GOVERMENT" SO THEY WERE HANDCUFFED AND JAILED.THERE ARE SEVERAL RALLYS GOING ON KNOW TO RELEASE THE SOMALI OLDTIMERS.

STAY TUNED WE GET SOME HOT SHOWS AND INTERVIEWS COMING UP, RIGHT AFTER THIS COMERCIAL BREAK!!!!!!

612SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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somaliman

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 08:57 pm
My brother IRONMAN

I appreciate your efforts to enlighting us somalis about our community in minnesota,however please right in plain english and clarify more.

What became of the somali oldtimers?are they still in jail?

I heard jesse ventura said alot of good things about somalis in general.He is a straight forward guy he legalized prostitution in minnesota is it ture?

once again thanks

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SOM_MAN

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 09:31 am
HEY IRON MAN: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT,BUT I KNOW YOU ARE HATING ON MOSS,K.G,C,CARTER. NIGGA YOU CAN'T •••• WITH MOSS OR K.G, SO BACK THE •••• OFF HATER.....
SOM_MAN

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nazir

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 10:00 am
that is funny Somalis bargaining to buy the State of MN. how wonderful!! you never know it, but this ppl can do wonders for all of that assets they have been accumulating since their arrival. I think the governor misunderstood them and should have waited little longer till they hire an accountant. The welfare thing could have been only 1% of the down-payment. about the ruling party. hawiye and darood should throw a coin every four years. w'ever wins the coin should rule the next four years.

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IRONMAN

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 03:09 pm
ITS HIT AFTER HIT,89.9 KMOJ!

BRIGHT LITES SHINE OVER THE CITY/THE CITY WHERE THE WIND GETS COLDER/THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY WHERE A NIGGER SHIVER/ MY MOMA SAYS THAT SHE CAN'T STAND THIS WEATHER/CUZ SHE IS GETTIN OLDER/SO I GETTA MAKE A SHOPPING 4 THE REST/BETTER CLOTHES,CLOVES AND A BIGGER HATS/ U KNOW AIN'T NEITHER A LOSER NOR A SUCKER/ I PUT MY FINGER ON THE TRICKER/ INCASE SOME NIGGERS TRY TO MUDER ME/WHEN THEY SEE ME A ROUND THE CORNER/THEY CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LIQOUR AND LICKER/ WINTER SEASON IN MINNEAPOLIS MAKE MY OUTDOOR PROJECTS SLOWER/THOUGH MY OWN FAMILY DON'T CARE A NIGGER/ I GETTA MOVE ON/ROLL ON/ RULE OVER MY OWN WORLD/
DAMN!

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YWB

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 08:08 am
WHAT THE •••• IS THIS GUY ON?????

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ironman

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 05:19 am
what the •••• u on loser!!!!

comin into my page and tryin 2 disrespect me.

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atlfox

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 06:24 am
Mr. IRONMAN, please be4 u publish any writing of your own on a web, make sure your sentences are gramatically correct. I read your script,and it was a genocide(mass murdering of English language, if not to elites). Brother,communicating to others is hard without meaningful sentences and sound logics,therfore, try to see someone about these or at least go to school.

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AYAANICK

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 06:45 pm
HMM:

WELL SAID IRONMAN(COMING FROM THE TRUE MINNESOTAN HERE AYAANICK) PROPS UP TO YOU BOY. AND WHO EVER TRIES TO CORRECT MY WRITING PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, CAUSE THEY DON'T TEACH US HOW TO SPELL HERE AIGHT. K.G. IS COOL, I HAVE MET HIM COUPLE OF TIMES, CAUSE I WORK AT THE PLACE WHERE STARS COME TO REST(I AM NOT TELLING). WELL ANYWAY JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU YOUR PROPS, AND BY THE WAY WERE YOU SAD ABOUT THE VIKINGS GAME??...DAMN WE HAVE THE WEAKEST DEFENSE TEAM I THINK....HOLLA BACK AT YOUR CONVINCE..

PEACE AND BE SAFE CAUSE THEY BE HATING AROUND HERE...GET THE AK/BUT DON'T WORRY I GOT YOUR BACK..THEY CAN'T MESS WITH YOU(YOUR MADE OF IRON,,AND CAN MELT LIKE ICEBERG) WHOAAAA.

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IRONMAN

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 11:46 pm
i c u r here 4 me bebe!no dout!
me 2,100% 4 sure.
we sayin F 2 them niggez..
so B back 2 ayanick.let me know where u @?
Q!
4 thoz who don't get it, JUST getout!

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Anas

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 05:59 am
To IRONMAN!
Hey Ironman, I am not Minnosotans, and I know you've said the rest can tour, but I just would like to make some comments about VIKINGS. I don't know about them IMPROVES, but I am a big fan of Vikings,. Eventhough I never lived MN, or even never visited. I was really disappointed with them, that game was the worst game I 've ever seen. Man what were their problem, what the,,,,,,did they do that day? sorry I am still mad at them, but still a big fan of them. Incase you were wondering where am I, I am washingtonian, our first team "REDSKINS" got sucked big time this year, but we still have our RAVENS RULE. Watch what happens to Giant this Sunday!!!! I am out.

Ayaanick! am happy to see you commenting again.

peace and luv y'll

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