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SHOULD I LEAVE FOR BETTER....!!!!!!!!!!!ADVISE PLZ!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): SHOULD I LEAVE FOR BETTER....!!!!!!!!!!!ADVISE PLZ!!!!!!
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Anonymous

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 09:10 am
Hello everyone! My name is Ayaanick (not my real name), I want to ask for your help in resolving a difficult situation I'm facing. I want that you all can give me good ideas to help me with this problem. I am a 26 yr old attractive woman who enjoys life and loves her family, especially my husband Ali (not his real name). I would do anything for Ali. We've been married 2 yrs and 6 months this January. He is good looking, charming, full of life and takes good care of our family.
Our problem is that my husband likes to break gas(Dhuuso) at the most unusual times. This goes for social events with my friends and in some cases our families. I tell you, it is the most embarrassing thing you ever saw. Worse yet, Ali does this during sex, which really turns me off.
I no longer feel attracted to him, and do not enjoy lovemaking with him. I recently met someone outside our marriage and developed a serious relationship. He is nicer than Ali and does not have the gas problem. I am seriously considering having an affair with him as he seems interested in more than just being friends.
Is this wrong?
I need your opinions, to solve this crisis. I know there are some wise ppl here...... thank U.

peace&love Somalis...No disrespecting pls.

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Anonymous

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 09:38 am
It is obvious that everyone can tell that you are not Ayaanic. Because the differences the way you write and the way she writes. It is not funny that you try to hurt her feelings. We really don't know why you are trying to pretend her and post this message. Is it because you are little jealous of her, being nice to everyone, or were you rejected by her after you confessed your affection toward her. Whatever the case is leave the sista alone.

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SOM_MAN

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 09:54 am
HI AYAANICK: YOUR PROBLEM IS EASY AND YOU CAN SOLVE THAT WITH TALKING TO YOUR HUSBAND, AND ABOUT THE GAS THING IS SOUNDS FUNNY BUT YOU SHOULD BE A SERIES ABOUT IT AND ASK HIM TO CHANGE HIS BEHAVIOR AND IF HE DON'T, THEN CONSIDER LEAVING HIM.BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO, PLEASE DON'T HAVE AN AFFAIR OUTSIDE YOUR MARRIAGE, IT IS WRONG AND IT IS SIN, IT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO TO YOUR HOUSEHOLD.REMEMBER ONE DAY YOU MIGHT HAVE KIDS(IF YOU ARE ALREADY DON'T).WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR DOUGHTER TO HAVE A HUSBAND THAT CHEATS ON HER. IT IS NOT COOL, JUST TALK WITH YOUR HUSBAND AND SAVE OUR SOMALI FAMILY..TALK IT OUT PLEASE AND STAY COOL........HOPE IT WORKS FOR YOU,,,,,
PEACE.......
SOM_MAN

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Anonymous

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 01:30 pm
som man thz ..your nice man..well done brother.
love u.

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jabril

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 03:05 pm
to Anonymous,

this is funny, it is 4real, um don't get upset N all that, solve the problem by telling him, if he keeps on farting he is gona go, ayaanick you know wat u wana do deep down inside so i'll let deal wit ur self

take care sis u r funny

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SeDuCeR

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 10:18 am
I see u are not the ayaanick that share's her ideas wit me (This Forum), coz of the age difference. Well, Well u do seem 2've a problem wit ya husband but I don't think it is so serious as 2've an affair and ruin your marriage, plz don't be unfaithful wife u know that's sin big time! Buy a gas mask or get some medicine that's stops the gas. Good luck Sis.

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Wu

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 11:36 am
One night me and my girl friend we were on the bed. I farted 3 times BOOOOM..BOOM..BOOOOOOM!, then I told her 3-0. Afterwhile, she burst to a big one BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! she said now is 5-3, so I got mad. I try the biggest one that I came up wit, it was like Peeeeeeeee! shiiiit! so I said its Half-time...Rest.lolllllllllll

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Anonymous

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 11:56 am
That is soo funy Wuu!!! but what did your girl friend had for dinner. burritos may be!!!

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Wu

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 12:20 am
Anon! Something like dat! Anyway, she's Mexican.
So u know what r on the table; Jumpalaya, Ku Ku beans, and Hot sauce.lolllllllll

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Wu

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 12:25 am
BTW! The girl who need's the advice u should listen to Som_man,....If is not Call DRS.RUTH!

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Yo-Mama

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 06:19 pm
What's up sis? I really think you should seriously think about what your saying here. You shouldn't think about leaving or cheating on him beceause he might be embarassing. You need to communicate with him, tell him what's up! This is a simple situation that can easily be fixed. And sis stay away from this other fool who's apparently trying to ruin what you already have, and stand by your man. You know what Somalian woman all say if there's something wrong with him fix him up!Every man needs his woman to have his back! peace!

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ayaanick

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 06:28 pm
hmm:

I do not beleive this...yo this is funny...and wack at the sametime. Why my name...out of all the names you could have used why mine?. I was just browsing through,,,and was really amazed. Damn I am laughing so hard at this...dang you girl. I do not know who you are obvoisly, but please leave my name out of your (dhuuso badan relationship)@@@@@@ lolllllllllllllollllllllllll!!!

peace I am out...but you are funny!!!
thanks to everyone who know me, enough to know, I don't have a husband, and I am not 26....chees leouiss..........................

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Black Spider

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 09:26 pm
Hello "Ayaanic" This is my advise to you.
The problem you raised and wanna resolve it, is a first-degree family secrets. You said your husband (given name Ali) always casts out intestine gas on formal occasions, including while presence of family members and/or friends. I don't know if he's doing this as a joke, or is a mere habit which nevertheless popular. Whichever the case is, your husband should know, that there are Disciplinary ethics, preferably to be considered while in public. This may let you think quite a number of times! And that's right. But still you haven't clarified that you directed him on this course of action-and he's not willing to adjust. Further, to be honest with you a gas can strike during hot moments of sex in most contacts at any age. Till he to go to the toilet and remove before making sex trend. I believe this matter can be mutually resolved without going changing the whole relation to another love affair. Take care the new one may have better exposure, but he can be of narcotic-related or hot tempered. That is the time you'll bite your lips almost everyday. Hold it tight, don't change your life as easy as you propose. Look if would have been the part with gas problem I would have advised Ali to do the same thing.
This is my plane advise - and life is full of beyond expectations...Please. (Black Spider - Saudi Arabia.(a_boosay@yahoo.com

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SOM_MAN

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 12:37 pm
Man I should now that was not the real ayanick..
to the real ayanick I GOT DA HOT 4 U BABY.

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ayaanick

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 01:52 pm
To Som__Man

You didn't give me no xaqal ciid (aniga iyo adiga col iyo cadaabo).........but I still luv ya....

later I have presentation due in like twenty minutes...I will comment more later!

peace, and be safe walaalayaal!

ayaanick

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 03:21 pm
This Joke is real and needs your input to come up with the solution, here it is:

It took place in North Ontario> three men are in a car Somali man, an Indian man, and a Jamaican man. the question is who do you think is driving the car??????

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SOM_MAN

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 09:38 am
Ayanick you never showed up for it, but i will still make it up for u, if you give me da chance.
later.
SOM_MAN

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Anonymous

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 12:03 am
Hey PPl! This thing was a joke to get attention from Ayaanick. I'm sorry if I took your most precious time, Me apologize. Especially, Black Spider and Som_man, for sure next time when someone post their own problems they will need your help (dang! both of ya'll good).

And Ayaanick forgive me sis? Just I missed ya!
IF not...! Knock..Knock! U got some BUR?
I will make u DOORSHE that knocks your Socks OFF.

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ayaanick

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 12:20 pm
To Anon:
For realz you ain't got no skillz, your lucky, I even read this thing other wise I would have never known about it. Who are you? You miss me? this all crazy, but good try though, hey next time I want my Doolshe (Express delivery if you don't mind)!!!!

To Som_man
You got the hots for who? Ceeb mamo! Isku xishood, anigana waxaan is dhahaayay markii lagu soo doonto, Som_man haloo imaado, adigana maxaa tiri cajiib sheekh! Well anyways, I still want my xaqal ciid!!":O.......got to run!

luv
ayaanick

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HonestGirl

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 01:52 pm
loooooooooooooooooooool@fake ayaanic.....girl couldnt u think of any other problem somali couples face in thier marriage life......but i gotta admit dhuuso would be the funniest....what would they say to pple.......aam aaah uh waa dhuuso badnaa thats why waa kala tagnay ........eeeew...nasty...lol

ayaanic......girl u r funny....xaqqal ciid goormaa la saa dhaafay sistah!!!

adios ya'll

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som_man

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 07:15 am
Hey ayaanick: that was the best rejection i have ever heard i was laugthing so hard,but i was just messing around with you(honestly), and you still cool with me hope to hear from you. peace..
later.
I still got ur ciid stuff.

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ayaanick

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 11:56 am
Honest girl:
if you only read the whole messages you would know that, I am not the one who wrote the whole thing. Let's just say I had nothing to do with this, and someone who says they miss me....and just wanted attentoin post the messege, so please do not accuse me of such an act.

To Som_Man:
I know you were just kidding, I was kidding too walaal, I would not dare reject one of my bigest fans, come on now! Hooyo iga soo doono, and we will all be happy soon":O!!!!!lol! yeah my xaqal...needs to be here soon! Thanks!

luv ya
ayaanick

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Honesita

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 09:42 am
ayaanic.....oh really!!??

sis...i did read the whole entire topic and that is why i said FAKE ayaanic then said something to u miss REAL ayaanic!!!!!!

adios

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ayaanick

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 11:17 am
honest girl:

dang you got me. I apologize!!! oopps, I did recognize that, but I didn't want to write another messege so please forgive me. I am entiled to one mistake perday....cool!!!

take it eazy
ayaanick

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Anonymous

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 02:52 pm
People

just
love
her
why?

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som_man

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 01:01 pm
hey ayaanick is all good and gravy, because mama did approve me,now wuzzzzzup? just kidding but is good to know that u are back...
later.
som_man

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