     SomaliGuy | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 09:20 am
You Know You're Somali when You have never met half of your extended family.
You Know You're Somali when You Either really like Somali’s of the opposite sex or you can't stand them.
You Know You're Somali when You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don't know, but who insist they're related to you.
You Know You're Somali(Female) when Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.
You Know You're Somali when At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to Somalia"
You Know You're Somali when No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
You Know You're Somali when You always worry what other people will think if do this or that.
You Know You're Somali(BadBoy whanna be) when Your gang's name is the Scared Squad or Dizzy By Nature.
You Know You're Somali(man) when You wear a suit at clubs. |
| Fay~Girl | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 12:01 pm
You know what bro? That was quite a good attempt, well done. I say that cos i seen a lotta ppl attempt to do this kinda stuff.
How do you like these following 2?
You know ur Somali when if ur guests get lost it's no problem cos they can smell the bariis at least half way down the road.
You know ur a Somali girl when u go clubbing wearing ur long skirt + scarf and wonder why it's so hot! |
| JIGGA | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 12:55 pm
YOUNG GUN CHECK THIS!!!!!!
U KNOW UR SOMALI (WOMAN) WHEN PPL R FLICKIN OVER CHANNELS AND U SAY PUT IT ON THA NEWS WHEN U DON`T UNDERSTAND.
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN THE POST OFFICE LADY SAYS "HELLO AGAIN".
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN (BOY) WHEN UR FRIENDS ASK U TO GO TO THE MOVIES AND U SAY " I CAN`T" AND THEY SAY "WHY" AND U SAY " IM GOIN SOMEWHERE, WHEN U KNOW U CAN`T AFFORD IT.
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U COMPLAIN TO THE D.S.S
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U NEVER PAY FOR UR T.V LICNSE INSPECTOR COMES AND U SAY " I HAVEN`T GOT A T.V WHEN U KNOW U HAVE.
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN SHOT LOUD WHEN THE PERSON IS NXT TO U.
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U GO TO THE POST OFFICE EVERY TUESDAY.
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U SAY "BEN" INSTEAD OF "PEN". |
| Amina | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:12 pm
Somaliguy that was off da hook bro. I really like your posts about us somalis.. Heres a couple all though all da good one have already been mentioned.
You know your somali, when you got family in almost every country.
You know your somali when, you book a holiday and not a hotel, cos your gonna stay at the house of your "cousin", whom you'v neva met.
You know your somali, when you feel that you have to make comment on weather the person you meet lost or put on fat.
You know your a somali guy when you say inaabti, when u mean i like you 2 a girl (and expect her 2 get ur agenda)
You know your a somali girl, when u spend a whole day trying 2 find a lift 2 rewayad.
You know your somali, when you tell your parents ur going 2 a riwayad (concert) when it really is a rave.
You know your somali, when your parents say you can choose who you marry... but only let you marry who they want you to.
You know your a somali guy.. when you think a girl is hitting on ya if she says hello... and she has an atittude when she don't.
You know your somali, when a complete stranger becomes your walaalo, just because they are somali. (thats sweet)
Peace, Love n happiness. |
| Box-head | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:50 pm
SO WAT ARE U PPL TRYING TO IMPROVE, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME U TRYING TO RAP "OFF THE FACE"
YOU ARE BITCH, WHEN WE HAVING SEX I TOLD U TO SUCK ME DICK, U TOLD ME OOOOPS I CAN'T
YOU ARE MARYOOLEE, WHEN I SAY LETS GO SHOPPING, YOU TELL ME I CAN'T, I SAY WHY, U TELL ME AGAIN I GET TO GET THE GREEN SH*IT "QAAT"
ALL OF YOU MARYOOLEE BITCHES N NIGGAZ, WHEN I SAY LETS MEET AT 10 PM IN THE CLOCK TOWER, YOU COME TO AFTER TWO DAYS |
| Wu | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 12:32 am
BOX-HEAD>>>>U so dump when the COMPUTER SAID "U'VE GOT MAIL" U when check ur MAIL BOX OUT SIDE....LOW LIFE AZZHOLE.....LOLLLLLLLLLl |
| SomaliGuy | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 11:35 am
You know you’re Somali When you eat bananas with every meal.
You know you’re Somali When all your relatives live with you.
You know you’re Somali When you wear the most expensive clothes to rewayda, but never have any money to get drink.
You know you’re Somali When You get a new job or you start a new College and your friends ask if there are any other Somali that work there or are in any of your classes.
You know you’re Somali(girl) When you go to a club, and you go in corners with your friends and dance with yourselves just so when you come home you get to tell everyone that you danced.
You know you’re Somali(guy) When in a chartroom, the first thing you'd say is "where are all them fine girls at?"
You know you’re Somali When you go a weeding ,and you all dance in a BIG circle.
You know you’re Somali When you actually spend your time reading my article to make sure you're Somali .
You know you’re Somali When You're reading this page and seeing your life in it. |
| kuku | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 04:54 pm
u know u r somali when u r dumb |
| HIBO | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 04:49 am
somaliguy
i gota give it to ya that was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm still laughing
nice one
peace out
hibo |
| Lucky | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 05:15 am
you know your somali when when every girl you know doesn't go past the age of 18
you know your somali when you can speak somali but can't write it
you know your somali when you go to weddings and the dhric your wearing isn't yours
you know your somali when you can't say the word PERIOD to boys
you know your somali when your so quick to say hooyo he is my boyfriend..... |
| TRUE SOMALI | Monday, March 26, 2001 - 08:00 am
I LIKE THAT BUT YO MISED COUPLE TINGZ;
YO NOW U R SOMALI(GUY) WHEN YOUR EVERY TROUSERS IS BIGER THEN U.
U NOW U R SOMALI WHEN U PUY CHILD TRAVEL CARD WHEN U ARE ATT LEAST 20yrs OLD.
U KNOW U R SOMALI WHEN U R AT LEAST 6YRS OLDER THEN YO FAKE AGE.
YO KNOW U R SOMALI(GIRL) WHEN U NEED XTRA SEAT 4 YO ASSS!!!
YO NOW U R SOMALI(GIRL) WHEN U PRETEND U R STILL VIRGIN!!
YO NOW YO SOMALI GUY WHEN A SOMALI GIRL GIVES PEACE OF HER ASS AND YO TELL EVERY NIGGA..
YO KWON U R SOMALI GUY WHEN A SLOW JAM COMES ON AN YO DANCE WIT UR NIGGA..
YO KNOW U R SOMALI WEN DA POST OFFICE STAFF R YO BEST FRIENDS..
YO KNOW U R SOMALI GIRL WHEN U GO TO THE LADY'S ROOM AT LEAST EVERY 5MIN 2 CHECK ON YO FACE.. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 03:23 pm
jigga
U KNOW THAT YOUR SOMALI WHEN U CAN'T SPELL BUT STILL TAKE THE PISS OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE |
| ALI_YARE | Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 06:21 pm
YOU KNOW YOU'R IMMIGRANT OR REFUGEE(somali,mexican,oromo,ethiopian,and more)) when you use fake names.
YOU KNOW YOU'R IMMIGRANT OR REFUGEE(somali,mexican,oromo,ethiopian,and more) WHEN YOU ARE TAKING EBT OR CAYR.
YOU KNOW YOU'R IMMIGRANT OR REFUGEE(somali,mexican,oromo,ethiopian,and more) WHEN YOU ARE BEGGING FOR A DOLLAR TO BUY A (CHAAT)
YOU KNOW YOU'R IMMIGRANT OR REFUGEE(somali,mexican,oromo,ethiopian,and more) WHEN YOU HAVE NO MAMA WITH YOU,, STILL IN AFRICA...
YOU KNOW YOU'R IMMIGRANT OR REFUGEE(somali,mexican,oromo,ethiopian,and more) WHEN YOU SPONSOR YOUR MOTHER AS YOUR WIFE....THAT IS TOO BAD...AGAINST THE ISLAM..
YOU KNOW YOU'R IMMIGRANT OR REFUGEE(somali,mexican,oromo,ethiopian,and more) WHEN YOU SPONSOR YOUR SISTER AS YOUR WIFE....
YOU KNOW YOU'R IMMIGRANT OR REFUGEE(somali,mexican,oromo,ethiopian,and more) WHEN YOU STILL BEEN BEATEN WITH STICK...DUGSIIII...
YOU KNOW YOU'R IMMIGRANT OR REFUGEE(somali,mexican,oromo,ethiopian,and more) WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWERRSSS.
PEACE ALI_YARE |
