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THE TIKEST SOMALIAN BOYS IN LONDON????

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): THE TIKEST SOMALIAN BOYS IN LONDON????
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LAYLA

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 05:31 pm
WRITE WHO YOU THINK THEY ARE?????????????????

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ME

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 10:24 pm
LAYLA'S FATHER....... AND ME

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fly lady

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 02:02 am
i don't know about the rest of y'all but ma have just set upon the most glamour looking somali in england let alone london.i saw him from a distance and one of my girls happened 2 have known him by luck who happened 2 tell me hiz name is khalid BBC.a tall slim light skinned drop dead gorgeous cute brother,if any of y'all happen 2 disagree with what i have just stated then u obviously playa hating,didn't get nada,or simply has not seen him,if so u need 2 check him up in southall!

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SILKY

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 09:43 am
LISTEN UP GIRLS THE HOTTEST, TICKEST, MOST HANDSOME SOMALI BOY IS NONE OTHER THAN
HASSAN ILFORD. OK LETS BE REALISTIC HE DRINKS BUT WHO DOSEN'T THESE DAYS, DON'T GET ME WRONG I AM NOT TRYING TO STICK UP FOR ALCHOLICS, BUT WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT THAT HE'S FLY FOR A SOMALI BOY. IF YOU AGREE THEN LIKE TO HERE FROM YOU , IF YOU WANNA DISS AND DISMISS, THEN BRING IT ON.

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SEXY YASMIN

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 12:59 am
Let me tell yall
i reckon its "DOLAR" (khadar)
damnnnn.....when i first kissed him
its like eatin ice cream with honey....umm
....umm
he blazess weed but his clean....his a sweety pie
i dont wana go any further in details ......
but his 1 fine nigaaa...............!!!!

1 love ya baby

to all my somalians 1 love!!!

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MRS6

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 03:23 am
AHMED-SIX(6) FROM NORTH-LONOND.
ALL I CAN SAY IS THE BOY IS BOOOOOOM:O

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TOP BABE

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 01:16 am
THIS DOLAR YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT DID HE USE TO HAVE GOLD TEETH ? AND HE ALWAYS WITH HIS COUSIN
AND MAHAD ? CAUSE I KNOW HIM MY FRIEND IS GOING OUT WITH HIM AND BOY HE IS NOT ALL THAT !!!!!!!!!!


ONE LOVE

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SEXY YASMIN

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 03:46 pm
TO TOP BABE

LISTEN HONEY
WHY YOU PLAYA HATING HIM FOR.....
COZ U AINT GOT HIM HUH.......????
ANYWAYS WHOS YOUR FRIEND????....


AND WERE THE HELL YOU FROM ....I BET EAST?

I ONLY HAVE 1 THING TO SAY...
STOP HATIN ON PIPS......AIGHT....?

ANYWAYS
PEACE AND LOVE SIS......

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MUNA

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 09:06 pm
FLY LADY I GOTT A Q FOR U!!!!!THIS GUY KHALID THAT U MENTIONED DOES HE LIVE IN WEMBLEY?AND DOES HE HAVE A GOLD TEETH,WELL,THE GUY IM TALKING ABOUT ONLY HAVE ONE GOLD TEETH.....BUT IF THATS HIM PLZ ANSWER BACK.....I WOUD BE SOW GRATEFULL....FOR THAT!!!!!

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:s;

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 01:29 am
THE KHALID YOU GIRL'S ARE TALKIN ABOUT IS MY COUSIN,HE LIVES AT SOUTHALL BEHIND THE GOLF-LINK'S
HE HAS AN OLDER BROTHER CALLED HAMZA BBC.IF YOU WANNA CHECK HIM GO TO KINGS STREET IN SOUTHALL WHERE HE HANG OUT,OTHER WISE COME TO THE GOLF- LINK'S ON SUNDAY'S WHEN HIM AND HIS FRIEND PLAY FOOTBALL BETWEEN THE HOURS of 2:00pm & 5:00pm.....

:):):):):):O:O:O:O:O

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TOP BABE

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 02:58 am
SEXY YASMIN

YES SHE IS FROM EAST AND HE IS THE ONE WHO ALWAYS
RINGING HERE SHE DUMPED HIM A MILLION TIMES AND MAN IS STILL COMING BACK WHY IS THAT ?? I KNOW
HIMMY SELF YES HE IS VERY SWEET BUT NOT THAT
MUCH GOOD LOOKING

ANYWAY WHERE ARE YOU FROM ???

ONE LOVE SIS

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SEXY YASMIN

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:39 am
to TOP BABE

Well listen darling
thats your flipin friend
and the only reason why he calls is maybe coz he
wants something....na'mean love
he knows east girls are mostly "sharmutos"

any ways am from north

by the way this aint not in any way
disrespect to east-london.
coz my cussin used to live there long time ago

anyways .....
i know the boy too well...and i know what his
like.....
been there...done that...still wana be there...!

baby dont hate the nigga..hate the game....
anyways 1 love
wallalo

and stop hating people.....

to all my somalian kings 1 love you all...

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hodon

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 12:42 pm
abdisamed from southlondon.the boy is the boom.

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shy girl

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 01:12 pm
I give this guy a 10 hes name is saeed his known as janet from southall and wembley. the brother is fine.

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SEXY LADY

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 02:47 am
I FEEL THAT COCKNEY/BRE FROM EAST LONDON (MILEEND)
IS SO BUFF PLUS HIS A BOOM KISSER !!!


ABDISHUKUR FROM HARROW IS SO BUFF HE CAN HAVE ME ANY TIME OF THE WEEK.

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Talented sister

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 02:59 pm
Well ya'll ain't heard of the guy from 'WOOLWICH', baby he is the bomb! Allah greated him damn fine! Let's just say the guy has got it going ON! He will knock you out with his smile let alone his body, and his sexy eyes and his soft and silky lips that just take your breath away!
He rocks my world!!!!!!! His name is ADEL well in somali it is 'CADILL'.
Anyway if you'll girls heard about him then tell me cause he's all that!!!!!! He has the most sweetest personalitie! He is really nice!He is intelligent,Talented,cute,honest.

Anyway my beautiful sisters have you heard about him???????? Let me know

one love and peace out!!!

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SEXY LADY

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 04:54 am
FRIST OF ALL ADEL IS NOT AND I REPEAT IS NOT ALL
THAT HE IS GOING OUT WITH SOME HOE CALLED AMAL FROM EASTHAM.
HE IS THE MOST STUPIDEST MAN ALIVE THE BUFFEST MAN IN WOOLWICH IS ADAN BOELY AND MY COUSIN AWAL THE TWO ARE TTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

AHMED(6) FROM NORTH LONDON IS ALSO THE TICKEST MAN ALIVE

TOTTENHAM MEN RULE!

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still searching!

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 06:12 am
i have not seen one yet!

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ASHA

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 06:34 am
I THINK IT WILL HAVE 2 GO 2 ALI (ARAB).....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FROM NORTH LONDON (TOTTENHAM)
I WILL HAVE 2 SAY I RESPECT HIM.....CAUSE HE IS SWEET AND KIND
BUT BOY I LUV HIS SMILE..........

RESPECT LOL

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Anonymous

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 06:01 am
Hanah says Listen The Sexseist men i have ever seen is without a dout (Sadiq from south east) he is got every thing,he is got six packs big jest nice face he is hansome he drives an R-rage car he goes to Uni and most of all he knows how to take care of a women he can be anything, i met him too early yeah, just put this way the time i met him i was in my playing days but now i call him somali idael marege men iam sorry honey i phoned him recently found out he is inlove deeb i wish him the best couse he deserves beter than me hope she is the right for him miss. reply if you desagree you disagree without a doubt you are a big player hater couse no body can hate this guy he is agreat example to our somali naion boys in london

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north girls

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 12:06 pm
anyone everheard of WOLFMEN from WOOLWICH.
He is bufff, has 20 packs (12 on his head, and his sooo fine but his personility lets him down, i mean he wil kill you if he doesnt get what he wants!!!

1 love

north london girls (seven& sisers)

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No More VIP

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 05:27 am
To shy girl

Sorry to disapoint you but janet belongs to me and there is no chance for you girl. Didn't he tell you that we live together and now we going have kids together what ever. Thanks girl I know he is fine and that too bad coz he is mine.
I know you must be thinking that i'm faking this becouse he is in Somalia but this was before he went to Somali. But we will be together when he gets back.

Love to hear from you!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear Hanan

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 05:54 am
Dear Hanan,

I'm writing to tell u that i totally agree with u.
Sadiq is all that and more, I know this because I have the pleasure of seeing him everyday!!!!!
Yes that's right i'm the girl who he is with, and the girl u would love to be, and all I can say honey is ur loss is my gain!!!
If u agree or disagree honey, holla back u know where to find me!

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Anonymous

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 02:45 am
Muna Sadiiq from london south east it's the same story i hear everywhere girls iam based in sweden where i used to see him everyday, hanah you're right he is without a question the boom fit for life most off all freindly and so funy and sweet, i know that reading this with my girls Sam and Ayan we all wanted to get a peice of him after watching him play football at the staduim in sweden.
anyway honey is like you said he is all that i could of went for him but he was sort of related to me + the guy used to go on like he is maried
true say he had a women back somewhere but i have never seen one men that lots of women wanted him and show camly no interest. Ayan= is like women say you meet the right Somali guy to be in bed with but isnot inetresed in you Sam= unlike his hoe freinds Ali and Sieko who used to wake up from a different house everyday hanah honey forget him and move on bitch p.s send me his digits. London girls to hate him it's your lost
to love him is a lift for our lost somali guys hope he comes back couse ''''''''''' yeah''playa haters i hear there is lot's of playa haters in london so fix up we all somalians iaght. Ali and Sieko thinks they are players after fucking couble of hoes well boys you just got played couse the girls told us you guys had the size of a baby that the condoms where too bagy you had to buy a white mens condom and still it was too bagy ########

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100% FLY

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 01:11 pm
GIRLS I AIN'T SEE NO SOMALIAN BUFF BOY YET!!!!!

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Girl next door

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 03:33 pm
To all the girls up in here,
what is up? all i'm mostly hearing now is SADIQ this and SADIQ that!! please go and get your eyes checked cos man is butters, he got some fucked metal teeth and he also has a motherfucking PIZZA FACE! HHHEEELLLOOOO!!!!!!
anywayz here are the top 10 buff men in london:
1. Adil pepper
2. Airmax from North- big up love you r DIVINE BRO
3. Hamdi bush- you r 100% fine
4. Munsud from Hounslow- HEAVY
5. Saed janet- this anthem is 4 u coming all the way from london to u in domalia!
" hey janet yr so fine,
yr so fine u blow my mind
hey janet uh uh
hey janet uh uh"
6. Ahmed six- more like Ahmed 10 out of 10
7. Thorncliff from southall FITNESS
8. Mohamoud from Bow you r LUSH
9. Junior from Bush, i just ave 2 big u up, sweetness
10. and last but not least, the final finalay is ... Ali from North who was fucking mustapha megags sister in the family house.
* i got a little message 4 u mustafa megag, u r 1 dumb ass, foolish little ••••. who is scared of anything that moves!!! your own sister gets fucked in the next room right in yr house and the worst thing is that most of them r yr own friends, and u don't do ••••. you cant keep on acting like the bad man that u think u r, cos yr not! you are in the other list of TOP 10 HOES, YOU BITCH !!!!!

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asha liverpool

Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 03:53 pm
i think the best looking boy from southall is idded and he is a tell dark hansome boy he so hot his on fire i wish he was my age just a bit young but i dont mind. my number is 07939163218
dont be late to ring i am waiting i can put the fire out on your body baby 11111love ppppppplease
ring sexy bastard.

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JiggZ

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 02:59 am
Girl Next Door

Reveal ur self babygirl cuz u mentoined my name in yo message????

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Miss thang

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 06:06 am
Dhilo faqal dhilo.... naa maxaa tirii??????????????/

Bitches like u don't know a good thing even if it hits u in the face!!! It's interesting how u know about the "family house" u probably get fucked there all the time!!
Sadiq does not have a metal teeth unless ur talkin about urself!!!and as for a pizza face i suggest u stop looking in the mirror....If anybody ur the bitch who needs to get their eyes checked!
U might get free with ur NUS card, thats if they feel sorry for ur stinky ass.
We know the only reason why ur bigging up these guys is bcoz they •••• free!!
So in the future instead of playa hating go find urself a decent guy like Sadiq!!!!!playa haters like u make me sick!!!!
Any more comments feel free to chat to me!!!

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Sweet sis

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 08:11 am
Hey girls, sorry to say that I don't agree with y'all coz I haven't seen a Somali guy who are buff and even if I do.... they don't have the personality or they don't know how to talk!!! But if you think I should check out does guys who you think are fine then holla back email me..... especially does who are from NLodnon.

peace and luv y'all
PS Don't playa hate!!!

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YASMIN

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 06:32 am
the boy 4 south east london call ABDISAMED is THE HOTTEST, MOST HANSOME SOMALI BOY ALIVE..........

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SiStA_WIT_A VIEW

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 04:32 am
ABDISAMAD WHO!!!!!!!!!SISTA PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THAT NIGGA AINT ALL THAT SHOOT!

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SiSta_WIt_a_View

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 04:37 am
P.s "Yasmin" we know that aint ur real name so come out and reveal ur real name AMAL.( i know this is AMAL cuz handsome is spelt with a D not hansome!!!) aight

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boo!!

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 01:13 am
to girls from nex door
baby luv u right in some of your list but just a little currection;
1) first of all thorncliffe 100% tick, but u gotta his little brother (pinky)he is so cute and he is sweet with them eyes.
2)hamdi fom bush pleeeeeeaassee U.G.L.Y.
3.)janet u r right about thet the little boy is all that.
4)i just gotta add hamsa bbc who is also handsome in his own way.
keep it real sisters!

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