     GhettoGirl | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 10:57 am
Some of you might have already seen these joke's posted in the general section So I decided It would be more logical to post it in the Joke's Section. N e way I hope you guy's enjoy
Mr.Mack: Don't let the name fool you in fact Mr.Mack doesn't get no play what so ever he just tries his best.
He give's "dressing for the occasion" a whole new meaning LoL... With his Pink blazer suit and red hot pant's his ready to roll. Mr.Mack can be sighted at all the latest Jam's and Wedding's(latest encounter The eid jam on Carlingview Rd) bustin the same dance style since 86'(the moon walk) They say you could tell how old someone is by the way they dance but Mr.Mack has me completely lost LoL. Although Mr.Mack is at every jam and wedding his only blingin on two certain day's the 15th or the 30th(first and last of the Month)hmmmmmmm.. you be the judge. Poor Mr.Mack his been miserable ever since the civil war broke out because his wife Sacidyo Shalango left him with the kid's and ran off to London with the dahab. He is what you would call an unfit parent for Christ sake who would take their kid's to a club LoL now that's uncalled for. Mr.Mack is said to be in his late 40's even though he doesn't look it he has beautiful hair long thick and curly LoL (just the way I like it) I could tell Mr.Mack his been Visiting our friend Mr.Rogaine lately (Rogaine-Hair Club for Men). Mr.Mack hit's on every tom dick and hairy in hope's of finding that special xalimo who could spark up his love life once again (sponsor him and his children and collect welfare).
Independent Man: In the word's of Nakarumo "Go on wheet yuu baad seelif booyyyyyyyyyy" (Go on wit yo bad self boy). Independent Man has everything going on for him the clothe's(Borrowed it from daahir daba taag)
shoe's (ciis cagarooti) Car's(faysal mijo hooto's rental for the week) and last but not least the house(lease singed under Sharmarke Shaarbo tiibishiyo name). Even though none of the thing's are really his he know's how to supply himself with necessities' doesn't he LoL come on does it really matter how you get your's as long as your getting it LoL I think not!. Independent Man doesn't really have a stable life style he moves from one house to another like a nomadic sheep herder sad isn't it (did you really think Sharmarke Shaarbo Tiibishiyo was going to let you live with him if didn't pay the rent lol the least you could do was pay for his Jaad).They say Man make's the money and that Money doesn't make the Man I'm just clueless as to what make's "Independent Man". Word of advise lay off the destiny's child it's got you thinking that could be all that you want to be which is not true because your a ryde or die qaxooti just like the rest of us LoL did you know that they were paid to say that crap on TV LoL.Independent man's rap
The shoe's on my feet is ciis's the clote's i'm sportin is dahir's the car i'm drivin is faysal's it all depend's on me if i want it the house I live in is Sharmarke's
Donut Hoe: LOLOL funny name huh..A donut hoe is guy who is always' at the donut shop all day and night without having a drink of coffee LoL let me explain his taxi buddies' always' hassle him for a double double so being the nice person he is just buys it for everyone and by the end of the day his everyone's hoe LoL. At time's he run's out of pocket money to pay for their drink's so they max out his credit card to buy and 89 Cent coffee (that's un humane LoL). His broke as usual and has no money to take the ttc so he ask's one of his taxi buddies' for a ride...They let him ride with them and turn on the meter LoL (now that's mean) if he doesn't have enough money they drop him off at another donut shop so he could be someone else's hoe.
SRU-SRU stand's for Sharci's R Us .SRU is a group of Qaxooti Hussla's who only hussle sharci's they are what you might call Sharci Jacker's,border blockers,and so on. Day and night, night and day they spend countless hour's searching for someone with a legit sharci so they could cross the border to bring in some jaad,dahab,people lol.Usually they go to people of their own tribe's but occasionally in time's of need just anyone would do.They even post an ad for sharci's on BBC.You could find these low live's hanging around donut shop's,weeding's,jam's,even the masjid these bastard's have no shame.
Mr.No Frills- Now this has got to be the lowest any Somali Man could get. This shameless bastard doesn't work which is common but the fact that he use's his wifes' baby bonus money to support his drug habit's is just sad...but wait it doesn't stop there No Frill's has a coupon for practically everything... hack he even has coupon's of thing's I can't even pronounce it's even gotten to a point where he has coupon's for the coupon's and when you thought he couldn't top that he even has a platinum food stamp card.
Woodbine Busta- For those of you who don't know Woodbine is a Mall. Woodbine Busta has been going to woodbine for more then 5 year's and each year he ceases' to amaze me lol.Wearing the new eid clothe's his mother bought him which is his venture shoe's,PUBU jean jacket,Earl Eani(all purchased from zellers) Woodbine Busta think's his the ish seriously you could tell by the way he over Exarate 's his silly walk he think's his shaft or something...even though busta has got a bit of style to him this nigga is truly lifeless for example he walk's around fantasy fair back and forth aimlessy as though he lost his pager or cell (whateva nigga we all know your mom said take your little sista on one of those stupid ride's don't even front). After all that is done he goes back to the arcade area and poses infront of the game's as if his some ck model lol.This nigga claim's his vip and •••• but how could he be vip when his the one alway's trying to sneak into the theatre.
WELCOME TO CANADA AND AROOS MAN- This is a guy who goes to Parties and Weddings his uninvited to and still pretends to be VIP LoL. This guy doesn't even come in the proper gear he comes directly from HALL OF SHAME where he got a ride from ALIFANAX his friend who is also a WELCOME TO CANADA AND AROOS MAN. These type of men are also referred to as FARAX's, NO LIMIT QAXOOTIS, FOB, SOB LoL sike, SCRUB and some even classify as pigeons LoL. These FARAXS come to weddings with only one motive on there mind which is "TO TAKE ALL THE BARIIS" they come equipped with the latest tools and utilities they need to successfully complete this mission. These sneaky lil bastards go up to the counters while the camera is turned away and grab all the bariis they could get a hold of and make a run for it LoL.
WELFARE ABUSER:This is a punishable act under the constitution its called (TAXIVASION) anyone found committing it will be deported back to XAMAR or HARGEISA LoL. This type is a guy who has a wife but according to the system doesn't. Confused LoL ok let me explain, If a single mother says shes not married she gets something called shab which is estimated to be 1,200 dollars or maybe even more. The spouse provides the husband with money to support his "QAXOOTI" lifestyle. On weekdays he spends his time at coffee shoppes then on weekends he rents a car from "HERTZ or DOLLAR" rental car company. He drives around country-style frontin like his bad, he also tells people that the car is actually is his but the rental sticker on the back is still visible LoL. He goes to all the weddings and night clubs (BURLINGTON) LoL.
NIGHT CRAWLERS: Night Crawlers come in packs and are visible only at night. Its very rare to se these "Night Crawlers" walking. Most of the time its 6-To how many could sit there ass down in the van LoL. They travel around in a busted old van owned by the ring leader's (which happens to be the driver) "HOOYO". They drive around Weston and Lawrence,Dixon,albion,etc looking for chicks. They have no game because their way of approaching a girl is by beeping the horn and whistling for her to come over LoL(does that actually work). Despite the appearance of these skinny ass Faraxs and busted up car they all have cell phones and pagers LoL even though this seems odd for a farax to own a cell phone or a pager its possible let me explain: you see the ringleader is usually the one who works at a factory and has the money to buy these modern day luxuries and since these faraxs are his homies he hooks them up too meaning the all share the same phone,pager,and sometimes even the same underwear depending on the situation LoL.
FACTORY WORKER: This is a guy who dropped out of high school when he was in the 10th grade and was ordered to get a job by his mom so he could help pay for the rent reason being "Mike Harris cut his mothers shab because her son doesn't go to school anymore". Heres where the term "He works hard for his money" kicks in LoL this farax works a 7-7 shift everyday man that's tough. Don't let the FACTORY WORKER fool you even though he might work and all doesn't necessarily mean that he got rid of his old habits them being the categories mentioned above. His still a low life scrub even if he works and that's something he has to live with.
BONUS: OLD GUY PT:2
Now this is a guy who walks around donut shops and goes to all the party scenes praying on innocent young girls. He approaches them with the same line "HAAY SUURTY CAAN I HAALER AT YUU FOOR MIINIT" LOL.They claim to be 23 even though their real age is 45 LoL. Ladies beware because an OLD GUY could be someone you've seen outside heres the description:Yellow and Greenish teeth stains from chewing jaad,Hair shaved on the sides and lil curls at the top and a big bald spot in the center,Skinny of course LoL,Bright color clothing,DARK REALLY REALLY DARK,blood shot red eyes (every time I see their eyes I hand them a pack of visine to clear those red eyes)LoL.
So ladies if you think you've seen one contact me at 222-tips to help me stop this growing plaque. All information will be kept on confidential |
| ANAS | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 07:03 am
Ghetto-girl!
PLATNIUM FOOD STAMP !!!!!!!OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH NEVER HEARD B4 EXCELLENTEHHHHHH.
Hey yo I am cracking up here. Girl that was fantastic, oh I loved. What a quite impressive. LooooooooL I have get to give it to you. Let me ask you this though, How long have you been studying Somalimen? OR was it some kind of projet from school that you have to do? coz It seems to me that you know alot. I am glad that, I don't live in toronto or canada. Because where I live those lifestyles don't exist. That is why everytime one of those comes to this town, they run away and never come back.
PIZ N LUV
HEY GIRL THAT IS NOT FAIR THOUGH, WHAT ABOUT THE CHICK'S LIFESTYLE. I WANT HEAR THAT ONE TOO |
| Box-head | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 08:35 am
maaan that was fuuuuuny but aren't u dissing somali ppl, it goes out like this "WAT SOMEBODY ELSE DOES, IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS" N it goes out like this again "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS" when we add the 2 it comes down TO "WHY DON'T U GET A LIFE!!!!" |
| Leeroy | Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 08:45 pm
@Getto-G
I think that is creative work, but not in that order... Girl I used to say, the main difference between Somali-men and Somali-women was that the men figured they were the greatest race in the world (true dat'), and kept trying to “help everyone out” by taking everything around them, and remaking it in their own image, even the bad once like you. The women (or should I say Girls) also believe they are lowest race in the world, and want everyone else to leave them alone, so they can enjoy themselves. I realize this is a gross generalization, but, as with many stereotypes, like the one you just pin-pointed there’s some truth hidden there somewhere. |
| Alkaboon. | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 12:54 pm
TO, Ghettogirl
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FIRST 0F ALL I WILL SLAP YOU ON YOUR FACE.
SECOUND OF ALL I WILL DUNK ON YO PUSSY AND LAST, Intaa tiriba lagu yiri.
BY Alkaboon. |
| BRO | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 08:37 am
GHETTOGIRL. THESE ARE EXECTLY THE TYPPES OF SOMALIMEN I MET WHEN I WAS IN TORONTO. SIS DON'T BLAME THEM I'M SURE THERE ARE MANY CERCUMISTANCES THAT CAUSE THEM TO HAVE THESE LIFESTYLES, SUCH NOT HAVING A GOOD ROLE MODELS OR MAY BE GROWING UP IN A MASSED UP FAMILIES . I WAS ALSO DISHEARTEND WHEN I SAW A GOOD LOOKING YOUNG SOMALIAN FEMALES PROSTITUTING IN SOME OF THE NIGHT CLUBS IN TORONTO. I FEEL THAT YOU ARE VERY DISAPOINTED ABOUT YOUR BROS, |
| NowNlater | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 01:01 pm
Oh hallo there, sorry i couldn't finish reading through your post . That was loooooooong enough , now i better go check on other posts before i loose my sight .....night, night,......
Oh by the way next time stick with the points..... |
