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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): SAAXIIB RAADIS
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Samia (Public user)

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waxaan ahay gabar soomaali ah 19old ah waxaan
raadinayaa wiil da yar oo somali ah agekiisu ha
ahaado(24 ilaa 28) hana ahaado nin kadhisan
cilmi aakhiro & mid aduun hadaad tahay ragaas
halagu maqlo
thanks ve nice weekend

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Rushbbc (Public user)

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hi saamiya im soomali 24yaer waxaan ku noolahay dalka meekanka so fadlan aan isku dhurnee
contect me at email rushbbc@yahoo.com

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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To Samia,
Sister don't you think that a 24-28 year old man are too old for you?
19 is a very young age don't rush into anything otherwise you will regret for the rest of your life. At this age you should be considering more important things like school. Man is just a very small detail part of life but your education is the most important thing. Please concentrate on what real life is all about. If you really want to date, date guys of your own age. Age difference creats a lot of problems.

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Samia (Public user)

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akhyarta raali ahaada anigu makasaayo
af qalaad ee ku hadla afka hooyo haawo
to mr,cool saaxiib wiil aan isku age nahay
waxba kama faa iidayo ee waxaan rabaa
nin waayo arag ah hadaad tahay aan ku maqlo
mahadsanidbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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Mr Cool,
Sorry sis I am 20 years old woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was just an advice is just sad that someone in your age is thinking of these kind of things! Make a life first or even finsh University! Then think of a man. I gave you this advice as a sister but I am a woman. Don't get carried away with my name.
Good luck on your search. Let me add one little thing.... You are looking in the wrong place for a man but hey, is your own choice again.

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Aadan (Public user)

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to Samiya

Waanku salaamay abaayo waxaan ahay wiil somali dagan dalka mareecanka dadeeyduna waa 22 waxaana u laeyn doonaa inaad iga heli doonto hadii aa sifiican u wadashee keesano so fadlan igala soo xiriir mailkan Adamshaik@aol.com waa hadii eey run kaatahay waxa aad sheegeeyso.


see you soon

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Ahmed (Public user)

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To Aqristiyaasha

Saamia waa qof aan aqoon fiican u leeyahay...waa qof aad ugu wanaagsan beenta iyo dhagrida. waxyaalaha ay sheegayso 99% waa been..hadaba aqristayaal waxaan idinkiga digaayaa inaad waqtigiina qaaliga ah aad ku bixisaan ruux aan u qalmayn...da'deedu waa 39..muuqaalkeedana waa.... any way I don't want to insult her any more..but be careful..you have been warned

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Lover boy (Public user)

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samia here iam
lover_boy_l@hotmail.com

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Llbb (Public user)

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saamia
walaalay maa masaajidka lagaa naadiyo hadii
aa qurbaha ku wareertay nin la aan fadlan
koley reer mug aa indho adayg u tahaye
isgee masaajidka halagaa naadiyee
saasaa ajar banane

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Ruun (Public user)

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To:Aqristayasha
All the guys in the room I know samia she is not a girl !! ^ he is a man acting like women so please be aware!! I am seriouse!!!

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HAJI (Public user)

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To: Ruun.

Waa ku mahadsan tahay waanada aad inaga waanisay Qoftaan haraatida badan ee nimoonaageeshka ah,
Haddaanu nahay Doobab deg degsan oo guurkii ka daahay, waana ku faraxsanahay in ay jirto qof runleey ah oo sidaado oo kale ah.
Laakiin waa iga su'aale adiga runsheegtooy ma meelaysan tahay?

No heartfeeling...

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Candhaf (Public user)

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To: Samia
Waan ka xumahay in ay meeshaas kaa gaadhay!
Takale sidee nin diin yaqaana uu "gabadh" ula saaxiibayaa guur la'aan!!!.

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Siil yar (Public user)

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to candhaf bro saaxiibma noqon karaan miyaa
labo oo wadaado ah? yaa kugu dhahay bro
waad qaldan tahay ee jooji meel kadhaca aad
wadaada kuwado saas&salaamabro\

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Anonymous

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Mr Cool-
You are right as usual; Good advise SIS. It's too bad she didn't take it.
And Somali's all say they are 19, she is probably
30 yrs.....
No offense-

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Baggio (Public user)

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hey sista,
can we see your picture,
how do we know u r a male or female?

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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Anonymous
Dear thanks.
Baggio again dear I am very concerned about you!
Young man you need a lecture from me.

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MOHAMED (Public user)

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SAMIA WAXAY ILA TAHAY INAAN AHAY KII AAD RAADINAYSAR,ADIGANA KUU BAAHNAA.THANX.

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Mohamed (Public user)

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SAMIA WAXAY ILA TAHAY INAAN AHAY KII AAD RAADINAYSAR,ADIGANA KUU BAAHNAA.THANX

mohamed_nur2000@hotmail.com

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MR.X (Public user)

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MR.COOL OR WHATEVER U R NAME IS,DO U THINK U R AN EXPERT??? LET U WHAT, U R NOT!! U JUST HAPPENED
TO BE LOST LIL' GIRL THAT DONT WHAT THE HELL
SHE'S DOIN..
I KEPT SEEING U R STUPID COMMONNS TO PPL, OR AN ADVICE..AND IAM ALREADY SICK OF...IF U THINK U R SO GOO9D.......WHY DONT U GET OFF THE WELFARE..
CUZ IAM GETT SICK OF PAYING TAX WHILE SOME OF U
R GETT A FREE RIDE....AND ONE MORE THING AND DONT
WANNA SEE U UGLY FACE AGAIN...DID U HEAR ME???

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GIRL (Public user)

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ahahaha lol MrX somali ma iskaga hadashidoo intaad qofkale caayneysid enghilshka qajaca aa idilay lol

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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Mr X
Don't you think in our community we need more people like me and less like you. Well if you ask me I like better having engineers around and less xamali. Well that is at least what I could tell from the way you express your feelings. So why don't you start studying I mean start taking ESL classes. Well you need one.
What tax.... the salary you make a year... we make it a day. So don't make a fool out of your self. We came to this country to make a living and not to be xamali... a living means getting a degree or phd if you at least know what that means. I will advice you to check the Tafe Courses.
I feel sorry for you cause is just sad that most of our people become xamali and nothing better. Am I an expert.... well I just use my head more than you do obviously... so I won't even compare myself to somerone like you.
So lets see what you will do next since your last sentence sounded so scary(you are so hopeless).

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Ladan (Public user)

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Mr.X

Man I am concern about you boy! Cuz you seem to be lost your self! And you had no right to insult the sisters like that. How unfortunate, we the young girls are advicing those in need.....and what you old people do.....Insult....what a shame....qasaaro lee saas u aqaanaa...Maskiin...kulama yaabaayo waayo waxaa laga yaabaa...in aad sabtidii iyo axadii oo dhan aad jaad u fadhisay....marka maantey markaad newska soo raadsatay...baa waxaa kaa soo hor baxay...mr cool oo kale oo advice isku dacaayo dadka siinayso......marka dear kulama yaabayo...oo maanta waan kuu qalayn......

Laakiin haadii aan ahay gabar soomaliyed waxaan kugula talin lahaa...tafe coursiska fiira...kana raadi wax ku anfacaayo...maxaa yeelay sidaa hada ku socotid....walaahi magaaladaa ku waalanaysaa....So walaalkiisa meesha ha ii soo taagnaanine adigoo caloolkuusane soco wax isku fal....oo gabdhaha ha cayn....miyaan waaridkaa kuu sheegin in cayndu ceeb tahay....heedhe yaa can soo af baray!

P.s Mar danbe yaan magacaaga oo cayn ku lifaaq santahay aan arkin. Because it's people like you who piss me off. Who have no respect for their women!

Mr Cool dear stay cool!
And good advice!

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Anti-terror (Public user)

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To.- Ladan.

Aaaaax ! adigaaaaa si aan caadi ahayn ayaad iiga hortimid, waa kugu laab-jeexmaa. Habeenkii xitaa waxaan ku riyoodaa adigoo i cayrsanaya, dad qalato camal.

Bogaan fiirshaba adiga & dad ayaa is cayrsanaya ! waxaadba tahay geed ka baxay Somali-Net-ka

Plz...plz ayaamo fasax ma aadi kartaa...? bal aan anigoo faraxsan aqriyee waxyaalaha ay walaalahay qoreen.

Anti-terror

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Abaayo (Public user)

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ahahaha lol@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ verry funny Anti terror

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Ladan (Public user)

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Anti-Terror!

Dear you made me laugh......But what can I say! I am here to advice morons like you! Dear no offence!

Waalkiisa horta waxaan qashtaa morons only....Inta kale cafis ay iga yihiin....marka dadka caadiga aah waan ku caaljeexaa....laakiin kuwa adiga oo kale ah...cashaan ka dhigtaa!.

Ma rabtaa in aan kuu aqriyo sheekooyinkii..."DHAG DHEER"....markaas waalahi dharkaa ka cararee! Marka haysku key maagin.....Mise waxaad la seexanee habartaa!

Marka dear you need to take a vacation....oooh about me being the tree of somalinet....well dear I have lab top...So it's techonogies fault and not mine! So do you want me to get you one too! So you can be the branches of the tree!

Take care!

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Anonymous

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hahahahaha anti your the man ,,i assume she is single mom with a computer ,she doesnt have nothhing else to do then [like you said dad ineey ciyarsato}

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Ladan (Public user)

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Anon!

Kuu roonaan leheydaa hadii hal cunug la iiga tagay..waxaa la iiga tagay 4 wada yaryar...markaas baan waalan rabaa! So dear I am proud to be whatever I am...even if that means being single mum...with whatever kids! So xabiibti find something that is more amusing than what you said! Hey atleast I can afford the computer!hahahaha!

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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Ladan.....lol. That was good sister... well done!

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Laascaanood (Public user)

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weel yar oo qurux badan ..baan ahay 18 yearsold
igala soo xiriir
karim49@hotmail.com

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Ladan (Public user)

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Ay....Ay....laascaanood..you ok bro!

"Weel yar oo qurx badan...man..you good!

Mr cool girl I had to give it to him! Cuz he was annoying!

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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Ladan
Yaa muslimiin.... iyarkaan isbeecinayo aa waxkasta iga daran!

Lascanood
Brother, the sister is after oldies!

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MR.X (Public user)

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Mr. COOL

Listen chicken-head, you really don't know whom you are dealing with. Do you know you always write same shit? You never seem to amaze me because you are so fucking predictable! You are always using
Same sentences. tell you this, you need to be LIL' more creative. You said our community more people like; girl, please, that's the last this community need--more WELFARE receivers. HELL NO
SISTER, I've got four Words for you ''''''"get of the welfare''''''''''You called me xamaal, sister, there's nothing wrong with bro. with a job. And maybe u never heard something called work ethic, it doesn't matter what u DO as long as you have a job. And it feels good to be able to pay your own bill, you should try sometimes, u may even like it.
Check this out kid, I work and go school at the same time. Girl, you cannot even comprehend where iam coming from. Have you ever work 40hrs a week?, while you are taking 18 hrs/cr? Perhaps, you never have, because all you know is how insult people, and pretend something that you are not…so why don't u face the reality…and give everyone a break include yourself, and take your lesbian friend--ladan with you toooo.

TO…LADAN


WOOW, I see you are fighting for your LOVER……not bad.
But, no commence

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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MRX
If what you do is true than we are proud of you.
Don't assume nothing about others that you don't even know. I am just not in the mood of fighting with you cause I can't see what I have done wrong! Is it wrong to tell a sister not to look for a man but make a living first? I don't see any nasty comments that I made..... so I guess there is nothing to talk about with us. About the lesbo thingy.... well if you like the idea of that assume it but for us we call it XARAM! Welfare..... how the hell can you assume that? What I do.... I don't need to put it in public cause it is good for me... I don't need to impress anyone cause this is just a virtual world and the real is out there. Creativity..... why don't you try it instead of coming onto me? Aha you don't have the time aha... well you had the time of reading it so try writing it.
Ladan
Don't bother writing for goodness sakes.... the brother is just upset I guess.

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MR.X (Public user)

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TO. MR. COOL.


Aamus-baan-ku-jawaabay !!!

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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Mr X
What an anger.... you should see a therapist cause you don't sound normal .... I think you are a bit disturbed well not a bit... a lot disturbed. But hey see a therapist!

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MR.X (Public user)

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MR. Cool.

you right for the first time--iam disturbed cause
of you, and your foolishness. honestly, I don’t like the way u come off overtime whenever, u open your mouth. So, what should I do to u? Send u crazy-glue?

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Ladan (Public user)

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Mr X.

You know what if you don't like her masseges then don't you just ignore...cuz there are plenty of people who like it! Besides you behave like a 12 yr old...It's even shame to say that..cuz some 12 yr old behave better then you! So poor brotha grow up...and stop sitting front of the god dam computer and go and get your self a job..My god if you like mr cool that much why don't you just tell her..you love her! You are the one who posts nonsence and I am sick N' tierd of reading it! Cuz all you do is abuse people. it's like you have nothing to do! You probaby don't...Anyway I really tried to aviod your messages many times but this time you got to my skin..It's brothers like you who have no respect for their women...Go and get a job aight...So let me know how you go!

P.s see a therapist..It's not going to cost you!hadii kale waa shukuloow aight!

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OMER

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IAM ONE HECK OF FINE ASS MUTHA PHUCKA, GOOOD LOOKING,MONEY HAVING, SEXY LOOKING, SO HOLLA @ ME SISTER,, HERE IS MY E-MAIL
ENCINAL99@HOTMAIL.COM AND HERE IS MY # 510 9970559,
CANT WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU,
BY THE WAY IAM 19,, N MY NAME IS OMER

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ZAHRIINA

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O W MY GOOOOD THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!!!

TO MY GIRLS( LADAN& MRCOOL FUNNY AND COOL AS ALLWAYS)

TO SAMIA SIS adaaba heleeysidee wiilyar oo isku dhacaayee maiskasugtidoo wali waayartahee wax mabaratidoo saxiibeeey mise......?

WEll i hope u will find what ever u looking for!!!

good luck sis


ANTI=tarror very funny mr cool ma iskadeeysidoo heee fasax marabteee lol

take care guys

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NADIIRO

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TO CANDHAF WAA KULAJIRAA TAAS LAKIIN QOFKASTABA ISAGAA IS XUKUMO EE IN LASHEE KEESTANA MAXUMA RIGH

TO LASCANOOD ARE U SURE U ARE 18 CAUSE U WERE 18 for 30 years ago lol haa ubaxin

TO OMAR PSSSssss yA RIGHT....

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