site-wide search

SomaliNet Forums: Archives

This section is online for reference only. No new content will be added. no deletion either...

Go to Current Forums ...with millions of posts

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

MURSAL

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 11:20 am
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

KazeClosed

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 05:30 am
How many pats has she got?

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties,

Feel like posting? Pleaase click here for the list of current forums.