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DR.LOVE TALK TO ME

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): DR.LOVE TALK TO ME
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DR.LOVE

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:30 am
IF YOU NEED HELP WHITH LOVE.TELL ME

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Anonymous

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 05:04 am
DID YOU READ THE TITLE OF THIS FORUM B4 YOU POSTED THIS TOPIC? IF YOU DIDN'T, THEN LET ME TELL YOU BRO/SIS WHAT IT IS "ILA QOSOL" STILL DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS: "JOKES". PLUS HOW CAN YOU SAY, YOU WANT HELP SOMEONE, WHEN YOU YOUR SELF NEED ONE. PLS GO TO "ILA TALI" OR "ASK THE EXPERT SECTION", THAT WHERE THOSE PPL R, MEANING THOSE WHO NEEDS HELP WITH THEIR LIVE. SORRY IF I OFFEND YOU, BUT THIS IS THE TRUTH, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND I AM SURE YOU KNOW THAT.

TAKE CARE NOW!

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Mursal

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 05:27 am
Where is the joke...?????????
I agree with anon...

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Want to Know

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 01:41 pm
Here is my problem see there are these two boys in my life don't think I am cheating or anything. One of them I knew since high school, and we are dating now, but here is the problem. he recently moved to the city that I live in. When I really think hard about it, he is not the guy that I want to take home to mom get it. He dresses too immature for his age, but he is a sweetheart. I am in University, he is not. He says that he will, but i want someone who I have something in common with mentally. The reason I am with him is first, I beleive that people change, only cause they want to. He cares for me, like no other. I love him a lot want to believe that he will for the better change, and act like a grown up someday.

On the other hand comes this other prince charming. Now don't jump into conclusion. I have known this gentelmen for quite sometime, as a friend, he is cool. He has his life together, going to university, and all. There was a time that I really thought it would be cool to have a relationship with. But he never said anything, and i didn't have the guts to bring it up. This all before I was dating my current/yet long time friend. So the other day out of blues he e-mails me asking if he could go out with me/...and from what he is saying,,,he has been just too afraid to speak all these years I have known him, but he thinks now is the time??? I was buzzeled didn't know what to say. Do not want to hurt his feelings, but at the same time I feel like it is kind of too late that he spoke about his feelings. This other guy that I am with he is cool, although he is not perfect, but he is human, we get along, I don't have to pretend to be someone I am not around him. I am really comfortable with him.

This other guy well he is another story. Never had a relationship with other then just being friend,,,he is cool, sensative, and mature. A guy that I can take home to mom! So my question is what the heck do I do???? Please don't hesatate to answer my question with honesty, and respect!

I apreciate it!

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Wu

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 12:23 am
I've a problem! I like this chick, she is very sweet,got Mo$ey,look good,and sexy but she take's one shower out of the week. What should I do to make shower every day atleast?

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Honey

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 11:49 am
Dear Wu
Hand the lovily lady a basket containing bath accessories as a gift it comes in great scent and has lotions, hear shampoo, things that smell real nice, and it is not to be insulting women take it as the same as 12 dozen roses, and it doesn't cost an arm and a leg.
Goodluck.
Honey.

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Honey

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 11:52 am
Dear wants to know.
Is this a mare boyfriend/girlfriend relationship
or marriage bound. If not marriage bound drop the 2 gentlemen and read the Koren sister, and leave the boys alone, unless you a hoe.
Honey.

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HonestGirl

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 01:07 pm
Want to know.....sistah i got the same problem walaahi..........
but let me tell u this.....
the guy u r with right now......u have to take it ez and be careful with him.......cuz u know him since high school......which is a great bound girl....friends like that will neva 4get u....and they r the ones who usually care about u the most........he wouldnt be playin' around withcu cuz he knows u r a lot more special than that..... talk to him about gettin' his life together........talk to him about goin' to school.....open his mind just like u got his heart.........and believe me....he can start going to school now and get his life together....

the other guy..........well even though he's the one u think should go home to mommy....u dont think he's the only that belongs in ur heart......and sis its not ur mom being with the guy.....its u.......right...........so tell him the truth.......tell him that u do care about him but that right now u're involved with somebody......i'm sure he's intellegent enough to understand.............u know what i mean.....and dont lose his friendship.......that is more important......

if u r not ready to get married now.....then dont even bother ur self worrying sis........cuz everything that is designed to happen will happen......am i right or what!!!!???

i wish u the best luck sistah....

Honey......if u aint got a good advice to give....then u might as well just shut ur big filthy mouth sweet!!!!

adios

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Want to Know

Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 12:31 pm
To Honest girl:
Thanks, your input is much apreciated. I really mean it. Like you said they are both good in their own ways, and I have known them for quite sometime now. My little brain is kind of confused, but you know what.... I like my "high school friend better". So what if he doesn't have anything right now. Everyone has to start from some where. What is important is that this kid has a good heart. He is true to himself. We all know that it is not easy being young(male) a lot of pressure from society on how males are suppose to be responsible for the world. How they are suppose to be succusefull, and so on so forth. Once again thanks for your advice!!!!!

Want to know

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jawaher

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 07:12 am
dear dr love
i don't know u but u seem a nice parson i would like to know u a bit batter so this is my e-mail jawahery2k@yahoo.com or co

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 06:54 am
jawaher
U desprate bitch
go 2 kings cross where u get picked up easy.

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ruwayda

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 02:06 am
Dear dr love.I have a problem.Am due to marry my boyfriend that i've been with for a year and three month,but am having douts because we've been growing apart,i havn't been phoning him cause i feel as if i have nothing to say and he only phone my once every 2 weeks..and the conversation is ••••.When we meet up it's fun cause we hang out and catch some films and talk but it if feel as if things are dieing out,could you please give me advice on what to do.The second problem am having is that a child hood friend of mine has recently got in contact with me and we have been talking as friend for a long time,he's really charming and has been trying to impress me and go out with me for the past 7 months ,his phone calls seem to have replaced my boyfriends calls and he comes to visit me and my family at home,my family really like him and i think am starting to fall for him.Am confused on what to do.. should i dump my man and go with the old friend...please help...i have a thing for both of them.

ruwayda

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ilham

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 04:30 am
to Ruwayda

if you think he is good for nothing then dump him for the old friend since you have known him better, coz what is the point of marrying a man when you don't even have any think to talk about now image been his wife how will you communicate if you talk once in two weeks? what do you really have in common? how does he feel about you? please don't rush in to marriage think about it. since the child hood friend is charming and trying to impress you then give him a chance what have you got to lose? by the way if your family like the child hood friend then sis you have your man, anyways naagta kun ay koolisaa halna waa kala baxtaa so go for it girl friend.

good luck

love and peace!!!!

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lam lam

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 04:37 am
dear dr love,
i am looking for the right one but he's out of sight. i am feeling lonely and not ready to go out with just anybody.
someone who is considerably sweet, cares and has a sense of style. i wonder why it is so hard for me to meet him. maybe it's because i don't go out enough. then again i don't want to meet the one whoever he is in a club etc. i want it to be special. tell me why it is so hard to find him. i myself am rather attractive but still it seems like he will never get here.
please help and keep the rude comments to yourselves.

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HOODO

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 08:29 am
Dear sis ,your destiny will not forsake you.wuxuu ilahay kuu qoray waad helli.The more you take your time and don't rush to find mr right the better,have you heard of good things come to those who wait.You sound like a nice girl,and girls like you deserve a decent guy,who will come your way when the time is right.If you go looking in clubs or on steet you'll probably end up meeting miid hooyadis soo habartay..basically one of those rude boys ,which is not good news.It's HARD TO FIND NICE GUYS THESE DAYS SOO HOLD IT UP SIS CAUSE MOST OF US ARE IN THE SAME BOAT.

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