     Anas | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 07:42 am
Following a tragic boating accident, a husband and wife were washed ashore on a deserted island, where they lived in relative peace for several years. One morning, following a horrific storm, they discovered a man washed up on their beach. The woman and the newcomer were immediately attracted to one another, a fact of which the husband was unaware.
The husband was delighted that they had a new person on the island. He explained to the newcomer, "This is great! Now instead of having to have 12-hour shifts in the lookout tree for boats, we only have to do 8 hours each!"
The newcomer offered as a gesture of good will, to take the first shift that day. He climbed up to the top of the lookout tree, scanning the horizon for boats. Meanwhile, the couple worked together arranging the pile of wood for the evening fire. The newcomer yelled down from the tree "Hey! Do you mind!?? No screwing!!"
The surprised couple looked at each other and yelled back, "We're not screwing!"
A few hours later, the couple was working together repairing the roof of their hut when again the newcomer yelled down, "YOU GUYS !!!NO SCREWING!!!!!"
Again they looked bewildered and yelled back up to him, "We're NOT screwing!!!"
Shortly thereafter, while the couple was cleaning the fish for dinner, the newcomer yelled down again, "Would you two give it a break! NO SCREWING!!!"
Again the couple yelled back, "For the last time, WE ARE NOT SCREWING!!"
The newcomer's shift ended and he climbed down from the tree. Before the husband was 3/4 the way up the tree for his shift, the newcomer and the wife were all over each other, going at it on the beach.
The husband reached the top of the tree, looked down and saw them.
"Son of a gun! From up here it DOES look like screwing!!" |
| Mursal | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 08:27 am
Sooooo Funnyyy....LOLOLOl |
| HODAN | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 11:13 am
LOL!!!! I knew this is going to be funny before I even opened. What up bro I didn't see you posting that much these days. wat up man you know Me and the rest of the crue are waiting for you to post some more staff.
take care honey, I love u....ooops did i say that, I hope my husband doesn't see this. |
| Amaal | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 11:37 am
lol. That was pretty funny. NICE ONE: |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 12:19 pm
what do u see if u look up a somali's arse?
COB WEBS
how do u save a drowning somali?
throw a cheerio
how do u save 100 somalis?
throw a homeycomb!!!
peace out skinny niggas |
| ifraha | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 01:33 pm
hodan our wish come true ,,right girlfriend
i think he was wating our request.
ta ta 4 now
anas it was super,thanks |
| spanck | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 07:47 pm
can i ask u a qusetion ANAS if u were the newcomer and loved the other man that was somali and his wife to was somali will u fu*k with me or would u plan to kill the man's wife cuz u love him so much.
yes - to fu*k with me and kill his wife or
no - u would do any thing to break them apart from been togerth |
| KC | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 08:06 am
loooooooolLOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOL
LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLOLLL
MAN DAT WAS FUNNY SHITT MAN LOOOOOL |
| Bro. M.c. | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 12:14 pm
looool woooooooow
very very fuuuuuuuuuuunnny stf, as usall!
keeep it up dog!!!!! |
| spancky | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 07:25 am
yo am back anas for your ass |
| Hanita | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 02:36 pm
Anas, once again you made me laugh, LOL, Anyhow check out "A trip to Maui", a joke by moi ofcourse. Hope you like it.
Peace |
| Ashuur | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 05:25 pm
Anas
hi bro this really beats all the jokes that I knew. But then again a man who consider the following as a joke anything surely will beat.
First man: Why have you got a carrots sticking in your ears?
The second man: I can't hear you I got a carrots in my ears!!!! lol
I know guys sorry i have to admit it is a sad one. But believe me brothers and sisters I will improve. MAybe I should take lessons from my brother Anas. |
| Anas | Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 07:58 am
HI to all!
Thanks for those of you who gave the complements, and the support, it has been appreciated. tnx again. |
| yazmin | Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 08:45 am
i think u are hella funny...to the people check out da other one by anas and it's cheating.......it was hilirious for reals........ |
| spancky | Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 01:22 pm
DAME THIS GOES OUT TO THe PEOPLE tHAT THOUGHT ANAS STORY WAS FUNNY THAN mines STORY CAN GO TO HELLLL HE OR SHE IS A AN GREATFUL HE BITCH
THIS GOES OUT TO MY BROSSSS KC AND BRO M.C THANX YO
PEACE N LUV |
| Bro.M.C | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 07:50 am
Spancky
wat r u tanking me for punk? I didn't make any comments about your sorry ass gay. Comming here talking about facking a man and ••••. Go get life fucket, it aint no somalimen intresting your fucked up ass. I aint get no respect for gays, and homos......so get •••• out, and don't try to write me back coz I don't hear your filthy faget mouth,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
| Butterfly | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 08:58 am
That was tight bro keep it up the good work.I love it. |
| kariim | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 03:23 pm
man you had on the floor, I can't say enough how funny was this joke.
thanks million.
kariim |
| spancky | Friday, February 02, 2001 - 09:26 am
bro MC fu*K u motherfucker who the hell u think u are bitch ass nigger and u can suck my fucking dick u faget u mama is gay . bitch assss hoeeee |
| spancky | Monday, February 05, 2001 - 09:42 am
and then i didn't now that anas was a fucking me u bitchmotherfuckeer |
| jasminina | Monday, February 05, 2001 - 05:39 pm
hey bro u sure all this nice commplements arn' all from ya????? lol
just wondering all the suck ups wow.. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:29 am
LLLOOOOLOLO ANAS |
