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I have had sex with 2 Somali girls at the Same time

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): I have had sex with 2 Somali girls at the Same time
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Ruff Ryder2001

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 10:57 am
I met two Somali girls from Liverpool.
We all had some weed and had a few drinks, I was getting bare ideas. So i started to play with one of them lipsing it and feeling her up. She hesitated at first looking at her friend.
I kept on goingt, must have been the state that i was in, soon I had her all over me. The next thing i knew the other girl was rubbing me up and boom some mad •••• was happening.
The girls where just dirty, at one time I was getting scared. The where taking turns and doing all sorts of unbelievable things.
I woke up the next morning thinking it was a dream.
But the girls where there naked, they went home pretending nothing happend.

Yo i wish i tape that •••• on CCTV.
I always thought Somali girls where never that nasty, but boy i know now.

I dont care what yall think, I just wanted to put this as it makes me laugh.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 12:20 pm
its called a three-some, nigga
nice fantasy, though...
peace out

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JOIN_CLUB

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 01:43 pm
RUFFY MY NIGGA,
JOIN THE CLUB YO.........
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY LUCKY NIGGA THAT EXPRENCIED THE SH*T...
THE ONCE THAT I MET WERE FROM CARDIF THOUGH...

I'LL TELL YA THOUGH I WOULDNT MIND DOING THE SAME SH*T AGAIN BLAD, LIKE DAT

LATERZ

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hana

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 10:37 pm
yo all think thats funny but that is •••• staff so yo'll need to think about and if it looks good to say a bad staff about the somalian girls then yo'll are sick ppl and pls don't say anythink about somalian girls cuz they are the most baeutyfull girls in the whole world so iam asking u pls don't make it as a joke cuz a lot of ppl will be watching this and think befor u say anything or write iam out the lovely lady from somalia

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TOP BABE

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 02:21 am
NOT ALL SOMALIAN GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT THEM GIRLS
WHO DO THEM STUFF ARE CALLED HOES AND THEY SHOULD
BE KILLED !! THEY GIVING ALL SOMALIAN GIRLS A
BAD NAME I CAN'T BELIVE IT THROUGH AFTER THEY
GOT FUCKED LIKE THAT WHO IS GONE MARRY THEM CAUSE
THEY GAVE THEM SELF A BAD NAME NOW EVERY KNOWS
THEM AS HOES THE SHOULD GET PAID AND KEEP IT
AS A JOB NOW THEIR LIFE IS FUCKED UP !!!

RUFF WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GIRLS LIKE THAT ANY WAY ?
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF YOU HEARED THE SAME THING
HAPPENED TO YOU SISTERS !!!!

HOLLA BACK

PEACE AND LOVE

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Miss$

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 03:56 am
ya´ll chicks are jeoullus coz u neva tried that, its all good!!! u´r getting what u want at tha same time u´r sharing with ya friend!! aint that ALL GOOOD!!

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KazeClosed

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:09 am
Please stop saying Somalian girls are the most baeutyfull girls in the whole world

Because simply they NOT.
Its not true so why say it?


I see so many of yo so called " the most baeutyfull girls in the whole world " that are skinny lanky some of them are so fat, some of the are miss shaped.

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Sumera

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:17 am
STUPID U PPL R STUPID!!!!!

KEEP TRASHING GIRLS

YOU ALL KNOW THAT U NEVER HAD ANY!!

AND KAZECLOSED WHAT MAKES SOMALI GIRLS

BEAUTIFUL IS THEY RESPECT THEMSELVES I AIN'T

TALKING BOUT THE HOES AND ANOTHER THING

THE HAVE BEEN TAKING SOMALI MEN CRAP FOR TOO LONG

SO SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY YOU GOT SISTERS LIKE US!

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KazeClosed

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:42 am
That is the best answer I had Sumera.

THEY RESPECT THEMSELVES

You having a laugh, Ain't none of you,

skinny lanky, some fat, some of them are miss shaped. Some of them got lips that u would neva wanna kiss, and some of the are jus fu*cked basically.


and u come here and tell me
you are (girls)
"the most baeutyfull girls in the whole world"

and now u tell me u are:

THEY RESPECT THEMSELVES

99% of lot do not know how to communicate, especially with ur fellow country pple

The other percent think they even from that country

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Ruff Ryder

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:51 am
To miss$, yo U are the bomb, I would like to add that we should hook up and exchange ideas.

to J-CLUBB, U know about those Cardif girls ha, nuff respect to you bro.

peace

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TOP BABE

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:53 am
KAZECLOSED

JUST BECAUSE NO SOMALIAN GIRLS DON'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU IS THAT WHY YOU LIKE TO DISRESPECT US ?
NOT ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME YOU KNOW SOME ARE HOES AND THE REST ARE HOME GIRLS WHICH DON'T COME OUT
AND HAVE DISRESPECT FOR THEM SELF AND FAMILY !!!


1LOVE

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TOP BABE

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:58 am
MISS$


YOU ARE A HOE THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY !!!
DIDN'T YOU MUM TEACHER YOU ANYTHING ??
HOW CAN YOU DISRESPECT YOUR SELF LIKE THAT ?

I JUST WANTED TO KNOW ?

HOLLA BACK

1LOVE

MAY ALLAH HELP YOU !!!!!!!

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CRAZY

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 01:47 pm
TO MISS$
SUP SHORTY YOU AINT A HOE DONT LISTEN TO DEM...
UR A GOOD GIRL....HA HA HA
YO BABES HOLA BACK..WIT YA EMAIL AIGHT..
I MIGHT NEED SOME ADVICE!!!!

TO RUFF RYDER
U KNOW 4SHO NIGGA...CARDIFF GIRLS ARE HOES...
I REMEMBER 1 GIVING ME A BLOW JOB...
ITS WAS GOOD,BUT AT SAME TIME I FELT SORY FOR HER

DAMN

DAMN

A HOE IS GONA B A HOE
AND A NIGGA IS DEFINNETLY GONA B A NIGAA!!!!

BITCHES
KEEP YO HEAD UP..LEGS CLOSED...EYES OPEN....

PEACE

LICKA MORE BLOOD!!!!!

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southall-tiger

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 12:26 am
daniiiiiiii
listen u peace of •••• low life farrah keep dreaming coz somalian girls are more valuable then that .first of all u call ur self somalian muslim then why the hell r u mentioning such a stupid thing .so this is a free advice from me to u and ppl who share u sick ideas,u need to get a real job fantasizing is not a job

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jabril

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 03:51 am
okey three-some with somalian is going around da hood, this is new, now we can all see the world is changing 4 real it is N last time i checked here i saw somalian lesbiens N gay damn!!!!!!!!!!

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OCEAN

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 05:12 am
PEOPLE WHERE IS YOUR SELF-RESPECT. HOLD UP, THEN AGAIN NONE OF YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS OTHER WISE YOU WOULDN'T BE WRITING THIS CRAP. SOME TIMES I FEEL SORRY FOR US SOMALI GIRLS 'CAUSE IT'S FUCKED UP, PUNK ASS, LOSERS, NO HOPERS, ALCOHOLICS, DRUGGIST (EXCUSING THOSE WHO DON'T DO THIS), SKINNY ASS SOMALI SO CALLED GUYS THAT PUT THE SOMALI GIRLS NAMES TO SHAME. I AM SORRY FOR USING THOSE WORDS BUT IT HAD TO BE SAID. DON'T GET ME WRONG I AM NOT TALKING 'BOUT THOSE MEN OUT THERE THAT ARE GENTLEMEN, BUT MORE TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT E.G. TO
KAZECLOSED: BOY DO I SYMPATHIES WITH YOUR EGO MIND, YOU THINK YOUR A TRUE SOMALI GUY DISRESPECTING GIRLS BY CALLING THEM HOES SHAME ON YOU, DON'T BLAME YOURSELF IF YOU PICK THE WRONG GIRLS, IT'S PROBABLY IN YOUR NATURE BUT IT COULD BE CURED.

THE GIRLS THAT DO THOSE THINGS THAT THE PERSON WHO CREATED THIS PAGE, THEY DO DESERVE TO BE CALLED THAT, PROBABLY THEIR THE ONES THAT CAME FROM THE BUSH WHO TRIED SOOO HARD TO FIT IN, THAT THEY WENT ABOUT IT THE WRONG WAY.

ANYWAYS I'VE SAID MY BIT, SO THOSE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT I'VE SAID I'VE ALREADY DISSED'N'DISMISSED YOU.

LATER...

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Honey

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 11:34 am
I think yo'all are messed up ppl. Just cause your in NorthAmerica or aboard Don't think yo'all Westerners, eventually the call will come when yo'll must go back. So Yo'all hoes stay away your not in the call, and yo'all playa's who messing the hoes stay away too, we don't want are country contamented you heard. Kaseclosed or fileclosed whatever the •••• you are, your fucked up period.
Ppl stop dissin' each other and get a life that don't involve insulting each other. You are not the only one reading these messages, just remember that, just don't give are enemies another tool to use against us.
I think Somali Men/Women need to stop with the insults for real. The messages yo'all post are disgusting, and notice it's jokes. So tell it or •••• it.

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Anonymous

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 12:26 pm
I don't get it...!!
if this guy thinks he telling something making sense, he's damn wrong, These girls u met can not represent Somali ladies, each and every community has some stupid ones. But if u think u r spoiling Somali women's name, u totally stupid and u r not better than those u think they done wrong thing. and believe me every body has secrets but they don't tell or share them with the other ppl unless they are idiots like you. what u were expecting crack heads like u and them, of course every thing it's possible!

take this it doesn't matter what happens if I see beautifully Somali woman, wedding comes to my mind, and other beautifully pitch non Somali Condom comes to my mind.

Respect them they are your (SHARAFTAAADII)I think u get that!!!!!!!!!

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So-Solid

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 02:50 pm
I dont know what the fuss is about, all it is someones story. As a story it was nothing new, but it seems he was not idsrespecting Somali people in general.
Any way why so many reactions.
Peace 1

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OzeG

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 10:02 pm
Sit back and relax Ppl, don't you know that this forums is for Jokes. Have live man and stop giggiling about Somali Women okey.

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QOSLAAYE

Friday, January 26, 2001 - 11:03 pm
Hold up peeps, I correct me if I am wrong, but ru guys idiots or what first of all. This form is for jokes, in another word illaqosol, and is not form to tell stories. The second thing is that real men don't front what he did with his female friends, if U don't understand, I mean don't talk about the sex he had with his girlfriend or female friends U heard RUFF RYDER2001 son.And ladies let the bro fantasies what he likes,there is no harm to that LoL.
The last thing I want to say is that if y'all r not going to write some jokes up in here don't bother mothalovez.
ONE MAD LOVE 4ALL OF Y'ALL
QOSLAAYE

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spancky

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 07:21 am
ruff u are a motherfucker and all yo who is agree with him

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cobra

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 04:32 pm
You mentioned you had some weeds, are you sure that the two ladies you screwed was not your mom and sis!!!!!!!just checking.

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NASTY GUY

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 04:56 pm
DAMN MANNNNN, RUFFFFF RYDERRRRR, THAT IS SO COOL MOTHER FUCKKER. YOU KNOW WAT, I DID TRY TO DO MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER FRIEND BUT MY GIRLFRIEND AIN'T LET ME DO IT, CAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE MAY LOOSE ME AFTER OTHER GIRL. ANYWAYS I ALWAYS DREAM ABOUT HAVING THREE SUM. DAMN YOU MUST BE SO PROUD DUDE.


THAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO ME MAN. BUT MY GIRLFRIEND SAID ONE DAY. "YOU CAN'T EVEN SETISFY ME, HOW COULD YOU HANDLE TWO GIRL". I COULDN'T ANSWER THAT CAUSE IT WAS TRUE. LOL
YO PEACE

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Monifah

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 06:00 am
2Ruff ryde.....
Bro u r the biggest hoe on earth.......
and all'yall..i hear u claming about the girls but but neva about the nigga..whats up with that?????????He's a hoe 2..

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MONIFAH LOVE U

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 06:04 am
KAZEHOECLOSED........
WHAT U MEAN BYE SAYIN' THAT WE R UGLY...
u THINK YA MOM'S UGLY 2 HUH........
aND BACK 2 YA MOMMA AGAIN....sHE MUST BE THE UGLIEST HOE ON EARTH CUZ SHE'S THE ONE WHO BROUGHT 2 WORLD........U R A LOST BROTHA MAY ALLAH BLESS U-....AND I DON'T WANNA NEVA EVA HEAR U TALK ABOUT SOMALIAN LADIES,,,DO UN HEAR ME BOY????

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shy boy

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 01:56 am
HONEY
SHUT DA •••• AND GET OUT OF THE NET.

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Anonymous

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 02:07 am
2RUFF RYDER U ARE A LITTLE BOY WHO IS LIVING A FANTASY. U KNOW HOW U SAID U THOUGHT U WAS DREAMING.....WELL SORRY TO BRAKE IT TO U BRO BUT U WAS....LOL
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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fatima

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 02:34 pm
I feel u r words Ocean.

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miwimbe

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 07:31 am
most of da somali gals show of to somalian mans, but when they want to get rummped they go 2 bida mans especially nigerians.i know because i am nigerian and had at least 5 to 10 omalian gals for pleasure. u somlaian mans must be doing something wrong or u r all wankers.

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spancky

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 01:17 pm
cobra who the fu*k are u talk to u motherflower
go and suck a dick u and this goes to all yo motherflowerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz to


1 luv

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THE PIMP

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 12:09 am
nigga is this like your first time you fad treasome it looks like it, its a normal thing now a days somalian girls are just anyother girls have you ever thought about. anyways tell them girls to holla at the pimp i might have some use for them much love to the girls do your thing don'r let a playa hater stand your way..:)

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Abdi_y

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 01:54 am
U FU**ING IDIOT!! HAVE SOME RESPECT!!

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