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A trip to MAUI.

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): A trip to MAUI.
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Hanita

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 12:48 pm
Three guys, best friends, decide to take a vocation on an exotic Island. After three weeks of planning they decided to go to MAUI. SO they work hard for the next few months, earning the money to rent a private jet, and to dine in Maui for three weeks. So the day of the big trip finally arrives, and each one takes something that is precious or meaningful to them.


The first guy decides to take a bag of oranges, the second guy decides to take a bag of eggs, and finally the third guy, decides to take a grenade with him. They get on their private jet, and it takes off. After about an hour on the plane, boredom hits them, so to cheer themselves up, they each throw something out the window. The first guy, throws his oranges out the window, the second guy, throws out his eggs,and finally the third guy, actually shoots his grenade out the window.


Finally, the jet lands, all of them titillating, head to their rental car. Meanwhile on the road, they encounter an old man crying, so they decide to see what the matter is. They ask the old man, "sir, why are you crying?". Old man replies." My nine-year old cat got hit in the head with a bag of oranges". They look at one another, baffled, and the first guy laughs out loud unstoppable. So they get on their cars, and head for the road. Again down the road, they encounter another old man, and decide to help, while only to realize that he too his crying. They stop and ask what the matter is. "Sir why are you crying?", the old man replies."My brand new car, has been wrecked with eggs". Once again, they all look at one-another,and the second guy, bursts out laughing. Down the road again, they encounter a teenage boy, but instead of crying he was laughing. So again they stop to check out what the teenage boy was laughing at. They ask "Dude, what's sooo funny", the dude replies. "Dude, my fart caused the building behind me to explode".


LoL. Hope you found that funny::)

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FUNGSING

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 02:02 pm
DANG,
ITS SILLY STILL THOUGH ITS PPRETTY CHILLY!
PEACE OUT

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jabril

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 07:24 am
IT IS BOOM, U MADE ME LUAGH KEEP, THE GOOD WORK SIS

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Anonymous

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 02:32 pm
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, that was pretty funny.::)

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Anas

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 03:24 am
HANITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SIS. I LOVED WOOOOOOW AM STILL LAUGHING,,,,,,,,,,DUDE MY FART,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SIS. AWSOME, AWSOME,,,,,,,,

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 07:00 am
lol. I love the idea of it being clean, lol, nice one!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 04:58 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
sis that was funny

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