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Tell me u´r most dirty and most nasty sex experience!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Tell me u´r most dirty and most nasty sex experience!!!!
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Jalaal

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:17 am
yo yo, ya´ll now sex is goood, so i wante to know how yall sex expeirence is going for ya´ll!! how far and and how deep ya´ll been!!!
thanxz for u´r sharing!!

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Youruncle

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:28 am
So you wanna jerk off just reading what other ppl wrote. F!ck off you pervert.

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Miss$

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:53 am
maybe maybe not, but i like to hear about that!!

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Anonymous

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 07:19 am
I FUCKED CHECKINS 2 OF THEM BAQ BAQ BAQAAQ IT IS SOO GOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

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cade

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 08:46 am
jalaal


i tell ya my worst experience,

one night i was doing your sister when your mom walked into the room and demanded she get her share in the action. I run away leaving my pants behind, cuz i heard your older man is bent too and I was scared he might join the queue....

how about that.....I hope you liked reading that....

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mo

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 11:53 am
yeah i fucked couple of you hoes

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YASMINE

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 09:49 am
CADE THATTTTTTTTTTTTTT WAS JOKESSSSSSSSSSS LOL

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Sacdiyo

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 08:02 am
YO ALL R FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!! I LOVE IT CADE AND KEEP THE JOKES ROLLING!

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REAL PLAYER

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 05:46 pm
ONE NIGHT I WENT OUT TO THE CLAB I HAD DANCE WITH THIS HOE I TOOK HER TO MY HOUSE WE STARTED HAVEING SEX THEN I ASKED HER TO SUCK FOR ME
THEN I GOT SO HIGHT I THOUGHT I WAS COMING INSTEAD I PEED IN HER MOUTH SHE THOUGHT IT MY SPERM STARTED DRINKING FOR A WHILE

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miss$

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 03:48 am
EEEW, that was nasty!!!

and to u cade, i think u´r talking bout u´r own mama and sister, say did ya papa get along too!!
Incest-freak!!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 06:47 am
you are littel buster sick inaa ku siigeeysato maa rabtaa hahahah

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GEEE

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 08:24 am
One night me & my X-girl were having sex, as usual. We were both enjoying, or I should say at least I was enjoying till to the point were she asked me this question:

AFTER WE GET MARRIED, WHEN U GONNA OPEN ME "BREAK MY VIRGINITY" R U GONNA TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR,U GONNA USE THE CREAM, OR YOU JUST GONNA DO IT BY FORCE?,,,,,,,,,,LOL

I cracked up big time and stop the sex and said what?

U DON'T WANT TO KNOW WAT MY ANSWER WAS,,,,RIGHT

THAT IS WAT I CALLED SUUUUUUUUUURO. The bitch is already open wide, and she trying to tell me she is still virgin..........I love somali girls just coz of their SUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOO.

PEACE NOW

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XUMOW

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 02:19 am
Waxaa jirtay habeen anigoo bajaq la jiifo inaan ka codsaday markeeda inay kor soo marto. Waxay iigu jawaabtay in ay arrin xun tahay maxaa yeeley in aakhiro la cadaabaayo haddii ay kor iga marto. Waxaan ku iri Illaahey ha na cafiyo hadaba wax sax ma anagaa sameyneyno.

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wacal iyo his girlfirend

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 07:42 am
i don't have anything to say yo


peace

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Jamjas

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 01:52 pm
Only read this if u are 18 or above.

It was our first date together and I was so nervous I could almost feel myself shaking. Ubaax was stunning and had a perfectly proportioned figure. I relaxed as I rang her doorbell and when she answered, I was even more pleased with the way she looked.
She wore a thin white blouse, which fit loosely, a black stonewashed Jean skirt, which stopped above her knee, and high heel shoes.
As I drove, I spent almost as much time looking at her as at the road. We went from one destination to another enjoying ourselves thoroughly at each place. As the night progressed, we relaxed and moved closer and closer. Our last stop was a small cafe to get a late night snack. As she sat across the table, I felt her foot gently caressing my leg. I stopped talking and moving for a second, then continued but in a different manner. I didn't discourage her from continuing so this went on for a few more minutes. Then she went to the ladies room and when she returned, something about her appearance had changed but I couldn’t tell what it was. It was about 2 a.m. so I suggested that it was time that I drive her home. As she got up and we walked to the car, I realized what she did to her appearance, she had removed her bra. The nipples of her firm 36" breasts gently poked through the blouse begging to be noticed. I let her in the car and walked around the other side and when I entered, I glanced at her and noticed that she had unbuttoned one button from her blouse, exposing the side of her breast almost completely. When she saw that I had noticed her, she moved toward me and we started kissing, slowly at first and then wildly while we ran our hands all over each other’s bodies. I unbuttoned all the bottoms all the way down to her skirt then slipped my hand under her blouse and gently caressed her exposed breast while she unzipped by pants and ran her hands over my growing bulge. After what seemed like forever, we released each other. I realized we were still in the parking lot of the cafe but really didn't care too much if anyone was watching, but Ubaax insisted we move to a more secluded location.
Without getting dressed, we drove to her place. I stayed hard the whole way and when arrived my dick was aching to be let free. We entered and started kissing wildly and continued caressing each other in the entrance hall. We moved to the bedroom where she finally shed her blouse, displaying her treasure chest. She took off my shirt and I kissed my way down the front of her body until I reach her skirt. I unzipped it and continued kissing my way down. She was wearing a g-string with only a small piece of thin, see-through material covering her pussy. I kissed it gently and she let out a small moan of pleasure. I kissed my way back up and she gave me the same pleasure. She kissed me all the way down, unbuttoned my pants and kissed every inch of my dick through my briefs. I could barely hold myself back from just thrusting my hot rod into her juicy hole. However, I held back and we pressed our bodies together while we kissed. Then I felt her hand move to my ass and pull the briefs into my ass to make it look like a g-string. I moved my hands into the exact it position on her body as she moved along mine. Then she moved from my ass toward the front and she slipped her hand into my briefs, pulled them off, and pulled out my dick. I did the same to her, took off her g-string and exposed her moist inviting pussy. She wrapped her hand around my pulsing dick, moved down, and kissed the tip. I nearly exploded my load right then and there but I held back feeling the pleasure wave build. She put my tool in her mouth and sucked it hard and confidently. It was great. She moved away and I moved down to meet her pussy to return the favour. She laid on her back on the bed and I kissed her area at first then slowly moved in deeper and deeper with my tongue, exploring every inch inside her until she shivered in orgasm. Then she pulled me up to lick some of her juices off my lips and grabbed my dick, aimed it, and I plunged my rod into the waiting hole. We lay there motionless for a moment. We moved and rolled around while I was deep inside her. I very slowly started sliding my tool in and out and gradually accelerated the rate. Then, I felt her shiver in pleasure and kept that pace in order to keep the ecstasy going. Then she moaned as my dick swelled and pumped a huge load inside her. I stayed in her for a while to relax and enjoy the feeling of the hot pussy around my dick.
After a few minutes, she got up, left the room, and returned with a can whip cream and sprayed it all over my dick and balls and I spread some all over her pussy. We laid there talking about the experience we just had and how much we enjoyed it. Then I felt myself getting big again, she started licking off the cream, and we rotated so that I could lick off her cream at the same time. We just kept right on sucking on each other long after the cream was gone. I explored her pussy while she sucked hard on my dick. I felt a pulse and the pleasure wave started moving through my body and released another load that, according to her, was good to the last drop. I kept on eating her until she climaxed. I didn't stop there, we wanted more. I swore I would keep going until I could unload another round again. She worked constantly with my equipment to bring it back into the game. Then I rolled onto my back and she got on top and presented me with her breasts while she rode my dick. I loved the feeling of having her hug my dick with her pussy. We peaked at the same time and she collapsed on top of me and pressed her body on mine.
Finally, we both relaxed and fell asleep around 5. This was the beginning of a long and interesting affair, which I will describe in episodes to follow. That's if u are interested and not seeing sex as a taboo.

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BB.

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 06:49 pm
DAMN DAT WAS DA BEST SEX EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER RED MAN U REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME IF U AINT LYING.

MAN COME WITH MORE YEAH ,WHY NOT?
LOL.

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HORNY

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 03:31 am
OH BOY I THINK AM IN LOVE!!!!!!
PLZ PLZ CAN I HAVE UR PHONE NO- JAMJAS HUH
OH DARLING SAY YES

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pink

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 04:41 am
i had the worst and the best experience with two different boys.
the frist boy, one night we want to a party and they were 180 boy who was there and they were 21 girls in the room and i was there with my friends we want in the room they want off with they boyfriends and left me by myself and other boys were trying it on but no one got though only one boy who i liked and he come to me and we were takeing he asked me out on a date after the date he become my boyfriend and after 9 mounths all most one year. one day we are haveing fun and things want very quickly and the next mint we where in bed with each other kowning what was happening after 12 hours we were very hot and he wanted to carry on so we did and it was the best thing that happened to me. after 1 year and 7 mounths we brok up with each other and now we are good friends. and the boy i'm going out with now is very different from the first i don't think that i will find the same thing that i had i should hold on to him because they will never be another men like him if there is i would like him to E-mail me on jawahery2k@yahoo.com or co
i hope u liked my story pess out ya'll

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NacKima

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 05:17 am
okey ..
i know that y'all are lying ...
LIERSS!!!

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NacKima

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 05:22 am
u all junk of bloody lierszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Flower

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 05:49 am
Listen ya´ll that nigga Jamjas is lying, well not everything but tha most details.... this is tha real story how it all went!! Read and enjoy!!

It was our first date together and I was so nervous I could almost feel myself shaking. Mahad (Jamjas) was goodlooking and had a perfectly buildt body. He rang on my doorbell and when I answered, He glanced me up and down thinking with "damn u´r sexy" look in his eyes, I was even more pleased with the way he looked at me, so i kept on.
I wore a thin white blouse, a black stonewashed Jeans skirt, and my new Dolce and Gabbana high heel shoes.
In tha car while he drove, I made him spend almost as much time looking at me as at the road. We went from one destination to another enjoying ourselves thoroughly at each place. As the night progressed, we relaxed and moved closer and closer. Our last stop was a small cafe to get a late night snack. As he sat across the table, I moved my foot gently caressing his leg. He stopped talking and moving for a second, and had that "wha´s going on girl" look. He never discouraged me from continuing so this went on for a few more minutes. Then I went to the ladies room and removed my bra, put on some perfume and went back to him. she returned, when he saw me coming out he had looked at me like there was something wrong but couldnt define what it was. It was about 2 a.m. amd he suggested that it was time for me to go home. Meanwhile after he let me in the car i took tha chance and unbottened my blouse, but not completly, just so he could see tha side of my brest, so he walked around the other side and when he entered, i saw that he noticed that I had unbuttoned one button from my blouse. I started move towards him and we started kissing, slowly at first and then wildly while we ran our hands all over each other’s bodies. He unbuttoned all the bottoms all the way down to my skirt then slipped his hand under my blouse and gently caressed my breast while I unzipped his pants and ran my hand over his growing bulge. After what seemed like forever, we released each other. We realized that we were still in the parking lot of the cafe but really didn't care too much if anyone was watching, but I insisted we move to a more secluded location.
Without getting dressed, he drove to my place. He stayed hard the whole way and when we arrived his dick was aching to be let free out of tha pants. We entered and started kissing wildly and continued caressing each other in the entrance hall. We moved to the bedroom where I finally shed my blouse, displaying my treasure chest. I took off his shirt and he kissed my way down the front of my body until he reach my skirt. He unzipped it and continued kissing his way down. I was wearing a g-string. He started to kiss it gently and felt the pleasure come through my body. He kissed his way back up and I gave him the same pleasure. I kissed him all the way down, unbuttoned his pants and kissed every inch of his dick through his briefs. We pressed our bodies together while we kissed. Then I moved my hand to his ass and pull the briefs into his ass to make it look like a g-string. He moved his hands into the exact it position on my body as I moved along mine. Then I moved from his ass toward the front and I slipped my hand into his briefs, pulled them off, and pulled out his dick. He did the same to me, took off me my g-string and exposed wet pussy. I wrapped my hand around his pulsing dick, moved down, and kissed the tip. I put his tool in my mouth and sucked it hard and confidently. He started to moan and scream, "oh ubaax u´r tha best". I moved away and said, "now i want my part". He moved down to my pussy to return the favour. I laid on my back on the bed and he kissed my area at first then slowly moved in deeper and deeper with his tongue, exploring every inch inside me, I was like, I cant hold this no longer and it felt so good, until I shivered in orgasm. We lay there motionless for a moment. We laid there talking about the experience we just had and how much we enjoyed it. Then he become big again, I said me first, actully i neva wanted him to come in to me so this was the closest he couldget and he began to explore my pussy again,I felt a pulse coming through me and the pleasure wave started moving through my body and released another load that was good to the last drop. I kept on eating her until she climaxed. I told him to not stop, he knew that I wanted more. Finally, we both relaxed and fell asleep around 5. This was the beginning of a long and interesting affair..............but it ended 7 months later when i cought him with another.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 06:41 am
u fuckinh hoe, u should have left it with the first story, now u mess things up. it obvious that u wrote it again, u r the same person acting like a girl now. u made a lot of mistakes in your story. u even said she returned , instead of i returned. r u copying the story from some where.
anyway the first story was fun and sexy,but dam
it u riuned with the second one

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 06:52 am
jamjas that was porn move scrept man f!cking liar
you are ane littel sick waches lot of porn moves
f!ck you

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mojo-jojo

Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 07:58 pm
Jalaal.
The worest sex I ever had was with your sister...tell you what she stinks.

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Woolwichs finest lady

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 01:47 am
ALL OF YOU ARE SICK...................................... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING EXPOSING YOUR CHEAP PUSSY PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKER ON HER HERE DON'T YOU HAVE SHAME,REGET,OR EVEN RESPECT FOR YOUR SELFS. YOUR ACTIONS ARE DISGUSTING

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Rose-Rose

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 03:20 am
the worst nasty thang i ever did was tha first time and tha last time i did such stupid thang!!
So plzz do not judge me for that!!

See there was a guy i like, we went to tha same school for almost 4 years!! i liked him all those 4 years, and i still like him, but when i come to remember what we did thats NASTY.....so one day we had a party at school at tha schoolstage, everyone was high or drunk, and so was I, so i saw him coming in tha on tha stage behind tha curtains where i was with my friends....looking all good.... i said damn, i gotto do somethang now, atleast when i´m drunk so i can blame on that later, now what did i do... i run all tha way to him, and i wasnt that drunk, i could atleast control myself...i jumped on him and dragged him to a couch and he started to kiss me and all that, and i understood then that he was high on something...he started saying my name moaning, and i felt like whoooow, this is it!! we kept on and kept on all tha way but not sex... he took off my panties and started to kiss and lick my ponana... he kept on and kept on until i felt this rush and i got orgasm...... i was screaming in pleasure and it was all fine, when we heard applauses, and suddenly a light hitted us and we saw the entire school standing there watching us, laughing and clapping...i got so scared and i felt as i neva felt a shamed in my whole life i put on my panties as fastest i could and ran away with him behind me..... but dont worry, it all ended happily, the guy and i got together and still are today.....

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