     Amina | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:48 am
Guys I hope u like this...
Only in America . . .
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
4. Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, And a diet coke!
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
6. Pens to the counters!
7. Only in America...do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless pieces of •••• in the garage!
8. Only in America...do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they don't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place!
9. Only in America...do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!
10. Only in America...do they use the word "Politics" to describe the process so well. "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood~sucking creatures!" (now it seems they suck on a lot more then blood)
11. Only in America do they have drive~up ATM machines with Braille lettering! |
| KazeClosed | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:56 am
Yeah mate it was funny
Keep it up dough |
| Mursal | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:00 am
That was good...>
keep it up.. |
| SeDuCeR | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 12:15 am
Only in Somalia . . .
1. Only in Somalia...an ambulance does not exist!
2. Only in Somalia... There are NO handicap parking places at all.
3. Only in Somalia...Where drugstores are on every Block.
4. Only in Somalia...do people order cheese burgers with Eggs, a large Furalaata
5. Only in Somalia...do banks leave both doors open with no Money at all (Some days)
7. Only in Somalia...do people leave cars worth Millions of Shilings in the driveway and got stolen.
8. Only in Somalia...Don't have answering machines, call waiting, and majority don't have Telephones.
9. Only in Somalia...where People dont touch and eat anything has to do with DOG.
10. Only in Somalia... use the words "YES 'N' NO' to vote for PRESIDENT.
11. Only in Somalia...has drive~ups on Dark places ( TARABUUNKA& AARON HUMBURGER)
hahahahah |
| shaggy | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 09:12 am
on reverse huh! lol |
| Amina | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 04:01 pm
Looool @ seducer... hey easy on us aight.. we'll get there some day in this life time..
Thanks to Mursal n kazeclosed.
Love, Peace n Happiness. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:00 am
LOL N REVERSE |
