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Eyez twinkle: KazeClosed

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Eyez twinkle: KazeClosed
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KazeClosed

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:07 am
Q: How do you make a blondes eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.


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Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.


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Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?


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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.


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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".


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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

A: In case she locks the keys in her car.


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Mursal

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:40 am
Why are you so obsessed with the blonde jokes?
you need to come up with more original jokes..

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KazeClosed

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 05:53 am
Because blond joke are easy to find on the web idiot, like it's easy to find in Kent!.

no other reason

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SOM_M,AN

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 06:12 am
LET ME ADD THIS TO THIS.....WHAT THE LEFT LEG OF THE BLONDES SAID TO THE RIGHT ONE?
NOTHING THEY NEVER MET........

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NowNlater

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 03:59 pm
Hhmmmmm was that supposed to make me laugh?????
Anyways kaze ( closed ) u seem very interesting may i get to know u alittle better?

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