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Isn't Funny/////////////

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Isn't Funny/////////////
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Mursal

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 10:30 am
IT'S FUNNY....
* Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to the Mosque, but so small when taken to the mall.
* Funny how long it takes to serve ALLAH for an hour, But how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
* Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the Mosque seem, but how short they are when watching a movie.
* Funny how people can't think of anything to say when they pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
* Funny how people get thrilled when a cricket game goes into one-day series, but complain when a Khutba is longer than the regular time.
* Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Qur'an, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel OR magazine.
* Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to sit in the back of a mosque.
* Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Muslim event into their schedule, but can adjust their schedule for other events at the last moment.
* Funny how people believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Qur'an says.
* Funny how everyone wants to go to Heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say or do anything.
* Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing. * Don't think twice, pass it on !
Some of these sound familiar, don't they?

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ANAS

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 10:51 am
TRUE TRUE TRUE, THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY BRO. ALL THE STAFF U'VE SAID WAS TRUE. AND I AGREE WITH YOU 100%. GOOD JOB BRO. THAT WAS REALLY REALLY NICE OF YOU TO REMIND US ALLAH, AND THESE STAFF IS THE STAFF THAT MOST OF US DO EVERYDAY.

KEEP IT UP BRO.

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SOM_MAN

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 11:16 am
Good stuff bro, i am sure this will remind a lot of ppl how to approach certain thing in life,including my self. again thanx for this it was needed to mention........
later.....

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Bro.M.c

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 12:16 pm
Nice stf, niggah!!!

That is wat am talking about, keep it up yo, u geting n tere!!!!!!

chillllllllllout and piiiiiiis

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Amina

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 01:09 pm
MaanshaAllah, this is nice bro.. all trues.. i feel real bad tho.. Insha Allah kahir.

keep it up tho, hon.
Peace, love and Happiness.

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nimo

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 04:34 am
mashallah, keep it up bro inshallah i pray ino allah inso watha hatheryo, takecare bro

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Mursal

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 10:45 am
I'm raally happy with all the possitive remarks I have gotten from this, all I can say is that we all need to be reminded our purpose from time to time and I wish you all the very best here and the HEREAFTER.

Jannadii ayaa inoo ballan ah.

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