Mr Ordinary | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 05:15 am ****The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School**** 10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc...School just sucks. 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger. 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to. 6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink. 5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress. 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. 2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the Number 1 reason why sex is beter than school is..... 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At schoOl your teachers screw you regardless Pass this on to everyone whom you feel could use a good lay, I mean day... lol 1LOVE |
KC. | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 12:39 am LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@@@ ORDINARY MAN DAT WAS FUNNY IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF THANKX DAWG |
ali | Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 07:36 am Mr ordinary. what you wrote was funny, but my concern is what are promoting here? is it drop school and go for sex all the way? is it true school is for nerds and vergins? since when is word vergin became an insult? ha ha ha ha ha ...any ways keep up the jokes..... |
Mr Ordinary | Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 07:59 am Yeah Mr Ali, Am not promoting nothing here, but just sharing a joke. But all of us hopefully know whats right or wrong, and can judge for ourselves (HOPEFULLY). peace |