     Mr Ordinary | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 05:55 am
Letter to Human Resources from The Penis:
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following reasons:
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poorventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from Human Resources:
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the
management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and
often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as
wearing the correct
protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* Neither do you retire at pension age
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position
before you have
completed the day's work
* And as if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and leaving the work place
carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
lol
1LOVE |
| jigga | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 06:36 am
that was yo keep it up |
| Anonymous | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 06:40 am
yow son that was good •••• real funny bro, keep it up man,,,,.
later.som_man |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 05:07 am
this is the best joke ever man real funny, i can stop laughing...... |
| ali | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 05:22 am
AHAHAHAHAH...... I couldn't help laughing all the way through. This was a cool joke. Keep it up, man. Thank you for cheering me up a rough day. |
| Anas | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 05:33 am
Hey YO Mr ordinary!
Maaaaan igot give it to you! man that was the bomp!!!!!!!!!!more than even funnny...
take it eazy now and keep up the good staff. |
| som_man | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 05:43 am
I can't get enough of this joke man, I had to email it all my freinds and every one loved it.my favor one is you leave the work area messy, hahaha, and u fall sleep on the job after brief period of work, that was the best joke ever.
later.
som_man |
| joke | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 05:31 am
Nice one mate can,t stop laughing.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| KAAHA | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 06:45 am
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY |
| Ladyyy T | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 11:04 am
I don't get it!!!1
lol.......isen't
funny thow |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:19 am
LOLOLOLOL |
| mo-be | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:48 am
YO THAT WAS FUNNY SH*T MAN, FOR REAL, LOL, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, DO MORE FUNNY JOKES LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN, I LAUGHED SO MUCH,
PEACE,,,, |
