     SeDuÇe® | Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 10:15 pm
There was a boy who had speaking difficulties and his mum asked him to buy a present for his sister, brother, and dad so he went to the Corner Store and asked "can I have a bum and fuckit" then the man said"dont you mean a bun and bucket"
"yes,yes, a bum and fuckit" then he goes to the Clock shop and asked"can I've a cock please"
"dont you mean a Clock"
"Yes,yes a cock"
then on his way home an Old Lady asked him"do ya have the time?"
OK just hold my bum and fuckit while I get my cock out.
WorYaaa! Get It....ahahah |
| thug-life | Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 10:24 pm
that was da shhhhhhhhhh bro .
funny .
funny
funny
l
o
o
o
o
o
o
o
o
o
o
l |
| Shaadiya | Monday, January 29, 2001 - 07:01 am
that is so funny..lollllllllllllllllll
keep it up bro |
| aussie girl | Monday, January 29, 2001 - 05:16 pm
man you crack me
you are one hell of funny man
Keep it up we need someone like you bro
ha haha hah haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
| Fowsiyo | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 08:38 am
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
GREEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTT, MAN U ALSO CRACKED ME UP!!!
LOVED IT!!!
KEEP IT UP! |
| U NO THA NAME SOMALIKKILLAH AND IM THA REALEST | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 08:45 am
YO THIZ SOMALIKILLAH AND EVENTHOUGH I HATE YALL MOFUKAZ I GOZ 2 GIVE U PROPS 4 THAT. |
| SeDuCeR | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 11:46 pm
YO SOMALIKILLAH! U R SCARING ME....EVENTHOUGH U STILL IN KINDERGARDEN......hahahah |
| SeDuCeR | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 11:57 pm
BTW, THIS JOKE IS FOR U>>>>>
SOMALIKILLAH WAS GONNA GET MARRIED, BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM HE HAD THAT HE SWEARS EVERYTIME HE TALKS.
SO THEY WENT TO SEE HIS FUTURE WIFE BUT HIS FAMILY WARNED HIM DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL WE WILL DO ALL THE TALKING OK.
SO THEY ARRIVED THEIR SAT DOWN, AND EVERYBODY STARTED TALKING. THEN THEY BROUGHT SOME TEA TO DRINK FOR EVERYONE.
EVERYONE WAS DRINKING THEIR TEA, EXPECT THE PERSON WHO WANTS TO GET MARRIED, THE PEOPLE ASKED HIM WHY AREN'T YOU DRINKING YOUR TEA?
SO HE SAYS "SON OF BITCHES, WHAT SHALL I STIR IT WITH MY D!CK !!!
HAHAHHAHAHA...Profanity Lang. Not Good For Ya
B KEWL 'N' B EZE Bro.thnx4 stoping by though.
THug-Live, Shadiya, Aussei G, and Fawsiya yall wlc |
| Thanx | Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 04:09 pm
Nice one...i heard it b4 though...but i forget how it went.....thanx for rewriting it!..
Loved IT>>> |
| sexy_one | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 06:20 am
suck out idiot u trying to fool ppl with your sh*t |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:39 am
LOLOLOLOLOLOL |
| 100% LADYFLY | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 11:16 am
YO SEDUCER THOSE 2 JOKES WERE
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK BRO I'M LOL
KEEP UP DA GOOD WORK BRO!!!!!!!! |
| JUJubeez | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 01:02 pm
Ok Seducer, i didn't quite get the second one, Ok why wasn't he given tea in the first place if anything that would have minimized the questionz as in asking him why he wasn't drinking ??? don't u think whoever was responsible for him not saying a word should have thought about serving him first?? that way no one would have actually asked him anything hence no swearing.
Dhaaaaaaaa
Common sence!! |
| SeD... | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 11:30 pm
Whoa! is U again JuJu!..
RE:"THEN THEY BROUGHT SOME TEA TO DRINK FOR EVERYONE." I hope got it now.
Like ANAS said: 'FARAHA AYAA I CUNCUNAYA' LOL
same as this GUY, anything that comes to his mind, always say right up front mixing with profanity,can't keep his mouth close for hours. |
