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Top Ten Reasons Somalis Want to Reconcile

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Top Ten Reasons Somalis Want to Reconcile
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GhettoGirl

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 05:04 am
1)We are tired of claiming to be Eritreans
2)We would like to lessen the suspicions of immigration officers pestering us all over the world
3)BBC got cancelled
4)Tim Horton's Is running out of business
5)Shab is no longer an option
6)We can't keep telling the government khaat is just a souvenir
7)The government doesn't believe were all born on Jan 1st
8)High school diploma's became a required law in the country
9)Baby Bonus money was cut off
10)Somali's are hereby banned from all donut shops

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some1

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 05:11 am
you did your reseach for real lol they all true
keep up the facts excist that some of us can't even see. lol
any away trust me i m still laughing:

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Anas

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 07:09 am
Ghetto Girl!

I always find very funny your postings,,,,LooooL that was really funny,,,,,,but I've question for, I could care less the rest of the staff, but I love TIM HORTON'S COFFEE, Are you serious they running out of business? The reason I am asking is I don't live in Canda, but when ever I come that wat i drink, I think they have the best coffee overall.....even better than STARBUCKS.

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GhettoGirl

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 08:48 am
lol no their not running out of business I was just joking

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Amina

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 12:03 pm
getthogirl......... looooooooooooooool girlfriend that was offffffff da hook 4real..i respect your sense of humour myt sis.. keep it up.

Peace, Love and Happiness

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WOWYOW

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 01:43 pm
TOP TEN REASONS SOMALIS WANNA FIGHT.

1-IAM FROM (QURAC) AND U ARE FROM (QANSAX)

2-WE COULD HAVE SOME TIME TO STAY IN AMERICA AND THE REST OF THE WORLD.

3-BBC COULD HAVE SOME MORE STORIES TO TELL.

4-MOORYAANIS AND JIRRIS COULD HAVE SOME TIME TO THUG A ROUND AND GET THEIR MONEY.

5-WE WANNA HAVE FREE WELFARE AND EDUCATION.

6-KHAAT CAN BE AT LEAST FREE FOR US.

7-SOMALIS IN AFRICA COULD HAVE SOME DOLLARS IN THEIR HAND.
8- PROGRAMKA BAAFINTA COULD STILL RUN FOR SOME TIME.

9-SOMALIS COULD HAVE A TIME TO BE REFUGEES IN CHINA AND GREEN AREA.

10-WE COULD STILL WATCH JERRY SPRING.

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Anonymous

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 07:57 am
LOOOOOOOOOOL:):)

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